Kat Von D Beat By Her Own Ex-Husband
Kat Von D's curly moustached ex-husband, Oliver Peck, beat her world record for giving the most tattoos in a 24-hour period. Oliver finished 415 tattoos at his shop in Dallas, TX. He started midnight Thursday and finished midnight Friday. He tattooed the unlucky number of 13 on everything from arms to asses.
Guinness Book of Records was on hand to award Oliver with the honor. 36-year-old Oliver told CNN, "It's an adrenaline rush!" Uh..huh...he really wanted to say, "Yeah, I beat mega bitch!"
Oh snap! Payback is a curly moustached little man! Last year, Kat Von D practically died while beating the world record. They showed that shit on her reality show. She finished 400 tattoos in 24-hours. There's no way she's going to do that shit again. Beat by an elf you used to love! Bitch got owned.
Thanks Sarah
By your own nasty ex-husband at www.shopkatvond.com
It's important to note that he's RECLAIMING his record - Oliver did this first, several years ago, and she 'borrowed' the idea from him for her asinine tv show...not to mention the fact that at hers there was no Guiness rep, AND she had entire tv production crew to organize it.. What a trollop.
God! Now she's tapping Nikki Sixx!
UPGRADE.
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
I don"t like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.
Well Kat Von D will probably never rethink the amount of nasty tats she ruined herself with but at least she rethinked that troll she married and divorced him. That was kinda douchey of him to do that too. Wow, he totally said *fuck you* with that one!! I liked Orbi. I feel bad they broke up. Now she is banging Nikki Sixx and for a pepaw he still makes me *swoon*
NOTE: I also hate myself for watching her show religiously
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@angel_i:
Nice muscle tone.
I have a tight butt too, just some junk in my trunk.
Let's flex together! LOL
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
PS. Waddyamean 'holding'??? You gotta stash up your ass? Dontcha think you should share?
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Well, DawnieDawn:
I'm sure you're butt is just fine. I'm a big leg girl myself (all muscle mind you) and it bothers me until I run into that guy who lives for big leg girlies like me and then I think I'm awesome.
So you're prolly awesome too:)
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Angel_i:
Why is my butt so big? I know I am holding. But damn. My hiney is HUGE!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by forever.now on June 16, 2008 - 1:43am.
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I think people were cool with it because it's little - like a tag (in graffiti lingo) rather than an actual tattoo...
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
I am surprised anyone wanted a tattoo as part of a contest like this. I don't understand the tattoo thing, but it seems people would be a little concerned with the quality.
That's her ex-husband? Why was he her husband in the first place? That's just nasty!
Well people who are wondering...what will it be like when they're old with tattoos? In 50 years nursing homes will be filled with lots tattooed old people.... And they will be so out of style that young people will probably consider tattoos an "old people thing..."
nast! how does the skin breathe under all that ink...
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Submitted by riverchic on June 15, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Ugh. Can you imagine what that bitch is going to look like when she's old? A granny with sleeves - very classy....
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Actually...and not to be argumentative...
But I was thinking exactly this not to long ago: "I don't wanna end up a veiny, cellulity old lady! I wonder if tattoos might cover that...?"
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Ugh. Can you imagine what that bitch is going to look like when she's old? A granny with sleeves - very classy....
She is such an over-rated egomaniac...I never understood the massive make up face, either...Yikes! Good for Oliver Peck, she is so lame-O!
Is there a world record category for blowing dirty old has-been rockers? Because I don't think he'd try to beat her on that one.
Kiss,
Fifi
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Good for him,I stopped liking her after she started
dating Nikki Six!
I don't really have anything nice to say about her.
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facial tattoos are just a bad idea....
Didn't she steal the World Record from him? I guess he just took it back, OWNED! It was pretty messed up that she did that to him, I mean didn't she break his heart or seomthing?
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 15, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Some other Friday the 13th tattoos, I think 13s as well, a bit over 300, maybe in 2007. He held the record. Maybe not in Guinness, I can't say. Kat outdid him last year with 400.
Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Don't a lot of tattooists consider themselves artists? If so, why would you want to be known for your speed?
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It's for the records' sake, the fame, etc. ... the same thing could be asked to David Blaine and his "survival" stunts, since he is supposed to be a magician.
Gosh, they made quite the handsome pair. What a shame a couple as hot as they were split up!
Brown blush does not create a cheekbone.
Kim Alexis called she wants her makeup brushes back.
Yes, but Kat von Douche wins the assholery contest every time, hands down.....
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Sweet pwnage.
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Submitted by Dorothy-s Red Shoes on June 15, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I have never heard that. You would think someone would have mentioned that but I have never heard it until you said that.
Are you certain???
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
hahahaha. GOOD! I can't stand that bitch.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 15, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Poor Kat. If I was her. I would attempt that shit again. No way in fuck would I allow my Ex-husband to take my title away. I know it was hard the first time but I know she can do it again.
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If I remember correctly, he had the title before she did. After their divorce she went for the title. He now just has back what was rightfully his.
On a side note, I hate bitches that think every guy is "the one."
A little Rorschat over Borschat for an appetizer with a fine bottle of Ripple? hahaha.
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Submitted by Tripitaka on June 15, 2008 - 10:23am.
Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 11:07am.
He's not sexist; he just finds tattoos have a (visually) masculinizing effect on women.
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Um, if he finds tatoos masclinizing on women he is, by definition, sexist! The excuses people make for themselves...
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And I think that's okay. That's his taste. It's my taste to find that men wearing pantyhose have a visually feminizing effect and that doesn't make me sexist. Unless the friend is otherwise discriminatory or chauvinistic, he's not necessarily practising sexism. Plus, we have Mike's affirmation that he is not.
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I saw the title and thought it was some dumb ass ho getting the shit kicked out of her by her "man" LOL She looks like something a grade schooler doodled on their folder ffs.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 15, 2008 - 11:32am.
Oh. I've flunked that lots of times. 500 questions might be too long, since she's got to fill it out before we finish our "tall" dark drips.
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Correction:
317 were the number 13, 42 were the letter B, 32 were the chinese character for "rain" and the last 24 were shorthand for "and".
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Kat Von Disgusting
Sheeps,
ROFL
Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. That is what they give us crazies to figure out which pigeonhole they would like to place us. Huge, 500+ questions, same 100 asked a variety of different ways to insure you are being truthful.
Would make for a great dating tool however if you spice it up with some ((whispers)) sexay questions.
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Don't a lot of tattooists consider themselves artists? If so, why would you want to be known for your speed?
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 10:39am.
I was working with this lovely 18-year old girl, and I spied a Keith Haring yellow stick-figure guy tattooed on her ankle.
She had good taste--she just didn't know it.
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Poor Kat. If I was her. I would attempt that shit again. No way in fuck would I allow my Ex-husband to take my title away. I know it was hard the first time but I know she can do it again.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool. Je me sens vivant. Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 15, 2008 - 10:49am.
is your questionaire one question long or it is like an MMPI?
I don't know what an MMPI is but that's what it's like. Shall I email you a scanned copy? It's multiple choice with limited opportunity to explain oneself.
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Submitted by jackie on June 15, 2008 - 2:21pm.
You can buy really, really shear long-sleeved t-shirts with what look like tattoos on the sleaves. You wear them under another t-shirt (or whatever), and it makes you look like your arms are heavily tattooed. Uber-douchey, but unless someone's within five feet of you, they'd never guess the tattoos weren't real.
Sorry sluts. Posted on the wrong thread.
Ollie is still cute, though.
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Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 11:07am.
He's not sexist; he just finds tattoos have a (visually) masculinizing effect on women.
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Um, if he finds tatoos masclinizing on women he is, by definition, sexist! The excuses people make for themselves...
Hope she stays out of the sun. She'd never find a skin cancer under all of that crap, stupid attention whore.
i actually like the tat sleeve thing. i want one so bad and hers is the closest to what i want it to look like. some flowers but w/ a splash of color. but i agree about how tacky it looks w/ evening gowns. mary j blige is another one. i want one but i'm not sure how it would look on me and i think i might feel somewhat self-conscious walking around w/ it. not to mention i don't have an extra grand laying around.
@DiaDawg, I thought I was alone...lol. I have turned into a prudish little nerd and I used to be cooool to the nth. whaaaahappened there???
Older teenagers and younger twenties I get along with like house of fire. They CANNOT believe that I like Korn! (Always an icebreaker with younger set, my cellie goes off to "throw me away")
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Um, I don't know whether to comment on all the disgusting tattoos or on the fact she was once married to THAT guy. Nasty all around.