Sunday, June 15th 2008
Cookie Orgasm
Kathreya from Big Brother UK loves cookies. No, this bitch lusts for cookies. She probably does things with cookies that no human being should ever do with a cookie. In the clip above, Kathreya's private cookie practically explodes while the group talks about cookies. Kat then takes out a cookie from some haggard ass jar and starts moaning while eating it. Now we know what Brit Brit looks like when she slowly sips on a Frapp.
Below is more insanity from Kat as she begs Big Brother to give her cookies. You know the Cookie Monster wants to tap that shit from the back and bust an oreo creampie.
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That looks totally fake. I don't think that's even her real voice, but a fake accent.
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site @@@#####@@@@@### ---
-"AffluentBachelors.com" ----@@@@@@### last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I'm from the UK and I love Kat. She's so adorable!
"Well I think she's utterly adorable and loveable. She's the ONLY genuinely really nice person in UK BB this year."
I think Rachel is a nice person. She's like Miss Honey from Matilda!
There's no way that was a "cookie jar" that looks like something you would keep your stash of crack rocks in. hmm.
Can you say Big Brother exploitation???
Cookie Lady is either the smartest lady in the world, or the dumbest...we all know when she leaves the BB house she will be the spokeswhore for Mcvities biscuits or Nestle Tollhouse cookie, and the cringing shame of Thai women everywhere...and of course she will then be Hot Slut of the year..get NOT invited to openings of Dior stores worldwide, file lawsuits read off a cookie stained yellow maniila pad..walk along the beach in Malibu with her cottage cheese thighs, show up to the opening of a nut......
omg..Phoebe Price get out of my head.
This chick is hysterical...and I have never laughed my ass off like I just did. I want to get her address so I can send her 5 dozen cookies pronto...
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Everyone has a right to be an idiot. Some people abuse the privilege --Joseph Stalin
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Is it wrong that I want this stupid bitch dead in the worst way?
She's from Thailand, on the intro clip that MK did when it first started, she says she's the first Thai to be in the BB house. She also did her cookies bit, too. She's a real live cookie monster, or is playing that riff to the hilt. She's adorable, there is no bad there. While not the most attractive, she's not a bad person, and has a very bubbly personality. I have no doubt she luuurrrves her come cookies, and if that's her vice, I wish her dozens of Keebler Elves dancing in her dreams.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I love cokies, I eat them almost everyday but DAMN! This bitch is psycho. It's almost taking me off cookies.
Whta's up with her accent? It sounds really Asian, less British, it's weird.
Submitted by Mrs_Doherty on June 15, 2008 - 8:28pm.
she may be on BB UK but she is not British- my guess is Danish or Swedish or something.
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What is this fuckery? She's from Thailand you mong!
AHAHAHAHAA!!!! R0FLLLL
bust an oreo creampie =DD
wow
l0l
i love u mK.
oh yeah.
and that bitch is crazyy.
i want some oreo & milk now.
I love cookies, but this makes me physically ill. I no longer eat cookies as of this moment. This is inappropriate and don't bother calling me a prude. This isn't about being uncomfortable by her guttural noises, it's about how aroused she gets by some nasty-assed cookies. This makes me want to eat healthy and work out. Thanks, Michael, it's effective reverse psychology!
Oh lord Charlize as the tard who lived in Little Britain! That was the worst.
And this woman is grotesque. She needs to diet and work out not eat cookies stashed in dirty jars under her bed. no close ups either. I see, she's the fat quirky one on set right? She's angling for notoriety so she'll continue to be fat, loud and generally offensive. Mooooove over Jade Goody!
She is the the hot slut of the week AND she should have her own game show! EAT THE COOKIE!!!!
Your face!
That woman is scary- and she may be on BB UK but she is not British- my guess is Danish or Swedish or something. Might seem the same thing to you lot in the US but it isnt:))
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
Well I think she's utterly adorable and loveable. She's the ONLY genuinely really nice person in UK BB this year.
Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 12:59pm.
She reminds me of Charlize Theron when she RUINED "Arrested Development" for about 5 episodes playing a retarded character. It was awful, shameful "acting", but reminds me exactly of this chick.
Oh, exactly. That whole story line with her nearly derailed the season. Fortunately it was back to form for the last few episodes.
Bust an oreo creampie haha Mk you are awesome
Now I feel guilty and I want to go have some broccoli.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Is it fortune cookies she's devouring? (note inside cookie says: you will not have any sex anytime soon) that's why she's holding for the last one...
"More girls? It will be 4 to 2! They need to adopt 2 more dudes. I'll volunteer for the job. It's the perfect gig. I don't like walking and I look good in black"... MK
anyone who watches this show should just go ahead and take all their lithium and prozac all at once.(next time they get refills of couse, why not ask for a 3 month supply since the more you get the cheaper it is) if you feel like thats too many pills to swallow then snort it or run it.
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Eww. People scare me.
She reminds me of Charlize Theron when she RUINED "Arrested Development" for about 5 episodes playing a retarded character. It was awful, shameful "acting", but reminds me exactly of this chick.
she is fucking retarded and needs
to be slapped! I cannot stand people
like this. maybe she will loose some
weight now. hell she might start
eating everyone in the house soon.
What.The Fuck.
When she is sitting in that silver chair she looks like that clown show"The Big Comfy Couch".
scary.
She's a contestant on Big Brother, so you expected more?
Would anyone mind if a simply suffocate her with a pillow?
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This woman is on the wrong show, she was BORN for Japanese game shows!
Off Topic
Ms Tricia Walsh-Smith has removed her youtube vids
http://www.youtube.com/user/walshsmith1
and has made a website!
http://www.triciawalshsmith.com/
I'm sorry but I love the drama!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
Due to that clip, I think I just threw up every cookie that I have ever eaten in my entire life. P.S. Are slow people even allowed on Big Brother?....I'm just askin'
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
They need to vet their contestants a bit better ie: US Big Brother. I know having psychopaths on the show is good for business, but jeebus - every season of that show I wish they'd lock the place up tight and set it on fire. Y'know, to help Darwinism along!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
I am a self professesd fatty.And I don't even love cookies that much.
Submitted by justjane on June 15, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Did she take the short bus to the BB studios?
Aren't these people evaluated for emotional/intellectual development. They've got a real "special" one on their hands.
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The People who choose the BB contestants, always pick the most unstable, emotional or just plain dumb people they can find just cause drama & "contervisy".
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
Did she take the short bus to the BB studios?
Aren't these people evaluated for emotional/intellectual development. They've got a real "special" one on their hands.
people will fucking watch anything, anymore, I swear.
she's dumb and annoying, I'd be bitch slapping her on a regular basis.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
That crazy bitch needs to chomp on a few carrot sticks, and lay off the coooookies!
I'll bet you anything Kathreya is Chinese. And fell on her head as a child.
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haaaaaaa MK i'm so glad you've picked up on kathreya..i was watching this the other day and thinking you just had to see it...pure british bizzarity, i am so proud of her.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on June 15, 2008 - 4:52pm.
What bizarre accents they all have, particularly the narrator. It took me a minute to realize that they weren't talking like that for comic effect.
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I love the narrator's accent. Sexy! Meh, the housemates accents sound pretty normal to me.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
Submitted by Pers on June 16, 2008 - 12:56am.
One my ass. I'd gladly go to jail with you for kicking her stupid ass.
*Changed so as not to insult retarded people.
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TimTams Rule!
I think she's *supposed* be 'cute' and 'endearing' - but it ain't working. She's 'annoying' and 'annoying'...and 'annoying'. Can you imagine being locked up with that crazy bitch for the summer? One of us would be going to jail, trust.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
I couldn't watch either video completely, but she seems like one of those people that bounces up and down whenever they laugh. Probably has a piercing, soul-sucking laugh, too.
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TimTams Rule!
Yet again, their is another group of insane twats in the house *sigh* I can't stand much more of this. The sooner that show is cancelled the better!!!!!!!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Christina Aguilera "We Throw Pies All The Time!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWOKlSXlFms
And that "luxury bedroom" belongs in a double-wide from a Vegas trailer park.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Seriously tho - I know what she means.
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♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
What bizarre accents they all have, particularly the narrator. It took me a minute to realize that they weren't talking like that for comic effect.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Is this Big Brother: "Special" Edition? What is wrong with her?
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TimTams Rule!
Oh
My
God
WTF?
MK hope you had a nice flight yesterday!
Holy Shit! Give that crazy bitch a cookie for crying out loud. Jeebus!
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
*Ahem*
So maybe Sesame Street wasn't such a good idea after all.
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad. Lean Like a Chola
Good god, she's like the desperate juicy girls running around trying to hump military guys for fi dolla.
I want to punch her and I only saw about 3 seconds of it.
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TimTams Rule!