Where Was Prince Hot Ginge?
A British royal skank went on a drunken streaking rampage on the grounds of their fancy ass boarding school this weekend. Unfortunately, it wasn't Prince Hot Ginge. He was too busy sucking vodka through his urethra. It was Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie and sister of Princess Bug Eyes.
18-year-old Eugenie was found "frolicking" under the moon with a bunch of friends. That's so....Shakespearean. One of the HBICs woke up and busted their bare asses.
A source said, "She and the others were told they had to go home and only return to take their exams. There were not enough staff on Saturdays and Sundays to supervise them, and they were told they couldn’t be trusted to behave." Yeah, because they are so bad ass!
Oh Eugenie, you so scandalous! Seriously, that's child's play shit! I was running around naked and drunk when I was like 2. Shit, I think we all are. Eugenie needs to step it up. Do some ho shit.
Next time, she needs to bring Prince Hot Ginge along, get him to take it all off and document it with a 4-person camera the crew. The world desperately needs to see video footage of the elusive hot ginge creature in all its naked glory.
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The Kennedys were always called the 'Royalty' of America. Guess they went really method on that one. Alcoholism and all......
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jeepers...is there a semi decent looking royal amongst this inbreded brood?
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 15, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Thanks Sheeps for the update on his military awards.
Love the gold sash... I'm guessing he has some gold lame short-shorts.
Hey, I had a Stella Artois and figured it out (obsess much?): The sash is part of his regimental uniform and the medal is a Golden Jubilee medal for the royals only, celebrating the Queen's 50th anniversary. I suspect he favors princely boxers.
Eugenie is hot as shit. She (in other pictures I've seen) looks like Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club. She's always wearing some crazy ass hat. Is she fittin' ta be the next Isabella Blow? I kind of love Ferg's ugly-hot daughters and their lovely porcelain skin...
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Thanks Sheeps for the update on his military awards.
Love the gold sash... I'm guessing he has some gold lame short-shorts.
She is certainly unfortunate looking, like drab in that English boring way they have. Anyway, it's more like fucking in the woods...not frolicking! hahahha!
Your face!
Frolicking naked in the woods at night???
She's a bit early - midsummer's not for another week. That's when midnight nakedness should take place! While you pick 7 different flowers to put under your pillow. Does the girl know nothing??
but whatever's shitting that rose on her head, it's not distracting from her toad face ugly.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 15, 2008 - 10:14am.
I just want to know what Prince HG did to earn that medal and ribbon...
Well, it helps that he's in line to the throne. But I can't tell. The medal is not an Afghanistan campaign ribbon, although he got one of those after he returned to England. He's a 2d lieutenant in a one-time cavalry regiment (Blues & Royals). Maybe the gold sash is just an ordinary part of the blue dress uniform.
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thefuck she have on her head? a partridge's ass feathers?
Submitted by libby on June 15, 2008 - 6:05pm.
I dated a British guy who went to an all-male boarding school. Even after we became ENGAGED, he wouldn't tell me the details of the kinds of sexual abuse (and yes, rape)that goes on amongst the boys. He would just frown, look sad, and shake his head.
Yes, weirdness.
Yep, i went to a school like that, buggered senseless for 5 years, never affected me too much, made me the man i am today!! Now, where did i put my lipstick, damn!
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I dated a British guy who went to an all-male boarding school. Even after we became ENGAGED, he wouldn't tell me the details of the kinds of sexual abuse (and yes, rape)that goes on amongst the boys. He would just frown, look sad, and shake his head.
Yes, weirdness.
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We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 15, 2008 - 11:29am.
I never danced naked in the moonlight. :-( But I'm not a fugly royal who was sent to an all girls boarding school. I'm not all down with same gender schools - i think it breeds a little weirdness
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What the fuckity fuck does she have on her head??
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Is Eugenie's hat made from the feathers of a gay turkey? WTF?
Yes, Princess E is much better looking than Princes Bush Baby.
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DebFrmHell----HA! I've always had a crush on him! When he got married, I was like 9 or 10---and IN LOVE!!!
Have always had a thing for British men. Before I even knew what that "thing" was.
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I don't think Eugenie is that unfortch looking. I've seen better pix of her.
I was such a Diana junkie... I was a kid when the whole wedding and such happened and I thought she had this fantastic life. Charles is such a douchebag.
@Libby,
**blushing**, I still think Prince Charles in polo jodspurs and boots is one hot future king.
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DebFrmHell, I was a big Diana fan myself, because she was just so loving and giving in so many ways.....But that giant hole in her heart could never be filled. I think a lot of people related to that.
I just hope her boys haven't inherited too many depressive genes.
And even though he's age-inappropriate for me, I would remove that gold ribbon and undo every one of those buttons with my TEETH to ride Big Red.
Ahem.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
I just want to know what Prince HG did to earn that medal and ribbon... looks sooooooo dreamy.
I guess what I was trying to say is that it wasn't really Diana's LOOKS, it was more her aura...
I have a good friend who is exactly the same way.
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"People stop and stare at me,
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Diana created a world of anglophiles, myself included. She wasn't that bright but she was beatuiful, funny, self-effacing and used her position to further good causes. That she would shake the hand of a person with HIV was very progressive thinking at the time...
Like others, I wish she could have lived to see some cloudless days.
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I found Diana to be barely even average in the looks department. If only ONE of those Royal dudes would marry and procreate with an exotic looking woman it would do wonders for that bloodline. But Diana seemed like a nice enough woman, although I don't know much about her life to be honest.
mike,
Did you notice that the town that made the Winehouse scarecrow is named METHLEY?? Talk about ironic.
Yeah mike, maybe if you dissect her, bit by bit, Diana was just a bit above average.
But compared to many British women (from which all MY genes come--so I've no room to talk) , she was VERY above average.
I think besides the professional hair and make-up, Diana had a kind of visual charisma---one of those people who automatically catches your eye, and you just can't stop watching. Even as a child, her eyes were just haunting. And of course, she was naturally mega-photogenic as well.
I think Eugenie is very cute too, so sue me.
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Dreaming is free."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 15, 2008 - 12:32pm.
mike:
what the fuck is that in your avie? An Amy Winehouse Scarecrow?
Yes! In Yorkshire, England, UK:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1290814.ece
mike:
what the fuck is that in your avie? An Amy Winehouse Scarecrow?
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Submitted by Bo on June 15, 2008 - 11:58am.
Thank God for Princess Diana, she diluted the "Royal gene pool" and had two attractive sons. The rest of them are so sorry looking.
I guess I'm the only person who thought Diana was just the "upside of average" looks-wise?
Submitted by monalisafarted on June 15, 2008 - 12:23pm.
My husband and his siblings went to the same boarding school. It's a very strict old-fashioned school that she shouldn't have fucked with. I guess they are inches away from kicking her ass out the door.
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So it's not an all-girls' school?
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Hey MK - you forgot to add the most pertinent tag on this one:
'Fug'
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My husband and his siblings went to the same boarding school. It's a very strict old-fashioned school that she shouldn't have fucked with. I guess they are inches away from kicking her ass out the door.
Eugenia and Ali Lohan could 'ave been sisters. Separated at birthright?
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The irony is, after Fergie's toe-sucking and other romps, she doesn't have much high moral ground to get her kids to behave.
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Maybe they saw the Fisher King and thought it looked like fun?
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Submitted by Bo on June 15, 2008 - 7:58am.
Thank God for Princess Diana, she diluted the "Royal gene pool" and had two attractive sons. The rest of them are so sorry looking.
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The irony is, Diana had more royal blood than Charles did!
And yeah those girls are unfortunate-looking.
Thank God for Princess Diana, she diluted the "Royal gene pool" and had two attractive sons. The rest of them are so sorry looking.
Sheesh, Sarah Fergie's children are really really unfortunate looking.
It's like the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch.
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Those Fergie kids are some ugly girls...wow. Thanks for putting His Royal Hotness in there to distract from the fug.
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I never danced naked in the moonlight. :-( But I'm not a fugly royal who was sent to an all girls boarding school. I'm not all down with same gender schools - i think it breeds a little weirdness.
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 15, 2008 - 7:56am.
It's a supernatural delight everybody was dancing in the moonlight...
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 15, 2008 - 8:15am.
GIG: "Mike" isn't me. But I agree with his sentiment.
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I danced naked with my friends in the moonlight doing mushrooms. A great nursing home memory.
Damn Prince Harry is hot.
Submitted by mike on June 15, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 15, 2008 - 11:07am.
Goddamn, Fergie and Andy produced some fugly-ass kids.
And how is that a surprise?
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Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 11:01am.
You said it, hunny. I can't imagine a more ridiculous social construct than forcing young English girls dress up like big black Church Ladies.
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My eyes & my thoughts went almost exactly there.
Wonder if the princess can sing like Aretha.;->
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 15, 2008 - 11:07am.
Goddamn, Fergie and Andy produced some fugly-ass kids.
And how is that a surprise?
Goddamn, Fergie and Andy produced some fugly-ass kids.
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Prince is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by NitWitty on June 15, 2008 - 9:57am.
Personally, I'd much rather see them naked than always wearing those rediculous hats.
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You said it, hunny. I can't imagine a more ridiculous social construct than forcing young English girls dress up like big black Church Ladies.
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Personally, I'd much rather see them naked than always wearing those rediculous hats. You just want to rip it off their heads and beat the hell out of them with it!
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