Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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aw, it's not his fault. He just doesn't like to be interviewed. He's a musician. not a politician. My hubby's the same way. He's a published author but he doesn't like to talk about things.
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Chris Martin kinda looks like Napoleon Dynamite!
There's like 20 Chris Martins on IMDB, including this douche at #11 (must piss him off). Anyway, were I the interviewer, I would have started things off by saying, "I just loved your Camera and Electrical Department work on Secretary (2002)! What have you done since?"
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Coldplay sounds like music made to be played over the intercom at The Gap or some other middle-brow, mall-oriented clothing store.
The interviewer should have started off with something easy like, "Who ARE you?."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 14, 2008 - 10:07am.
I would have interviewed him by saying "who gives a fuck about you?"
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I would have interviewed him by saying "who gives a fuck about you?"
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Why agree to do a intreview when you knwo you're just gonna throw a girly hissy fit & not answer questions?? dumbfuck.
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 14, 2008 - 7:54am.
ITA, Green. But I was too busy droolin over Fiennes in that movie to give a crap what she did..
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Agreed. I really don't see why so many people like Coldplay. I liked their first album because it was fresh and new but everything they've done since is boring and redundant. And Chris Martin...ugh!! Get over yourself bitch, doing interviews is part of your fucking job so deal with it.
And now, a quote from one of my favorite movies ever, The 40 year-old virgin:
"You know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay"
Maybe he is that big of a star in fishsticksland where he reigns as the king of absolute truth.
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This is a concept CD or something? Unfortunately, I think Coldplay has enough fans all over the world to allow them to keep making records--sort of like Dave Matthews.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on June 14, 2008 - 9:23am.
Or the crazy-ass 'Karma Police' video? With the fat guy running away from a car and a string of fire?
Yes!! I thought it was sooo good at the time. It still brings back the feeling of being in middle school when I see it now. Those were the days. I remember when Coldplay came out, and everyone said they were the "new Radiohead". Yeah, ok. Still waiting for that.
Chris Martin is feeling himself way too fucking much these days. Chris, you are not Bono and Comaplay (yes, Comaplay) is not U2. Get over yourself, you arrogant wanker.
He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site --
-"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
I've always hated this asshole.
Why doing an interview at all? That is do disrespectful of Chris Martin towards the viewers! Nobody wants to loose their time watching this crap. It's like being invited over for a dinner, you come hungry and get nothing.
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He's just pissy because he realized he's not Thom Yorke. Suck it, Chris!
"You, Chris, are not. Does anyone remember that Radiohead video with the cartoon, and all his limbs get cut off. It was so deep to me as a tween."
Or the crazy-ass 'Karma Police' video? With the fat guy running away from a car and a string of fire?
@Dr. Dick! LOL! What's a vocabulary without douche nozzle?! Glad your keeping it!
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 14, 2008 - 7:57am.
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Sound advice. I think I can put doucebag to rest but douche nozzle--NEVER.
Gwennnthhh to Chris; "Man up you wuss. Get back in there and sell sell sell. I'm planning on pushing out more kids!!!"
Chris= "yes dear Mum"
dang Chirs needs a woman like Kat Von D!!
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Dawnie and Pretty Ones,
That story (from the other thread) and siggie have me laughing my ass off. I'm going to have to watch Bram Stoker's Dracula again soon because I totally missed the lesbians fisting the bear and that is obviously the best part. So hot and so hilarious.
Dawnie,
Hope your move went smoothly!
Submitted by NitWitty on June 14, 2008 - 8:56am.
Submitted by blazingwhitetrash on June 14, 2008 - 7:47am.
My god. Does he even want his fans to like him??
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No, he wants the to idolize him. To say, he's the most talented artist in the world. He wants Lennon status on a Backstreet Boy budget!
That's what makes him so douchey...I like one or two of their songs, but they are clearly copying Radiohead. Now Thom is original. You, Chris, are not. Does anyone remember that Radiohead video with the cartoon, and all his limbs get cut off. It was so deep to me as a tween.
CM is boring.
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I'm glad that I actually caught that story too. Most times I'm lost...And speaking of peoples' siggies, I really hope that HA doesn't show up on every thread today...I'm not here all the time, but damn that bitch is crazy.
In case that didn't make any sense, cause it didn't to me, I forget whose it is, but it says how she was banned and isn't coming back. I really wish comingback would come back
Submitted by Dr. Dick on June 14, 2008 - 7:56am.
I'm trying to eliminate the word douchebag from my vocabulary and then I read this?
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Looks like you picked the wrong day to quit! Try enema today and work your way up to douchebag?
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Submitted by blazingwhitetrash on June 14, 2008 - 7:47am.
My god. Does he even want his fans to like him??
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No, he wants the to idolize him. To say, he's the most talented artist in the world. He wants Lennon status on a Backstreet Boy budget!
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I'm trying to eliminate the word douchebag from my vocabulary and then I read this?
Submitted by NitWitty on June 14, 2008 - 7:49am.
Morning, Green! Dx3, nevermind..just found the Pretty One quote on the M Night thread..LMFAOO
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It was a good one, wasn't it??
ITA, Green. But I was too busy droolin over Fiennes in that movie to give a crap what she did..Musta' been drunk, cuz he doesn't do anything for me today.
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Remember Gwynnie in "Shakespeare in Love"?
I still don't get WHY she got an Oscar for that mess. She was AWFUL. Her alleged English accent made me want to stuff Milk Duds in my ears.
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I am sure his fans will appreciate this non-interview when they read it. next he will be writing "slave" on his face and renaming himself semi-colon.
Morning, Green! Dx3, nevermind..just found the Pretty One quote on the M Night thread..LMFAOO
Morning to the rest of you hot sluts!
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My god. Does he even want his fans to like him??
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Sounds to me like he was jonesing for his next fix, and a quickie divorce.
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That's an awsome siggy, Dx3! What was it in re to?
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@Nitty:
I am all for line stealing. I stole my siggy from a story Pretty Ones just told. I am still LMAO.
ONT: I wish they would both steal some reality and wake the fuck up to the fact that they both shit and yes, it does stink.
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Submitted by Mr. President on June 14, 2008 - 8:37am.
I will only even remotely tolerate this diva shit if the artist has the talent to back it up (ie: Prince). Otherwise, do us all a favor and fuck off.
Bob Dylan also. I think it's perfectly fine for that man to be an asshole. He is a genius.
@Dawnie..To steal someone's line...If there's booze involved, count me in!
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I will only even remotely tolerate this diva shit if the artist has the talent to back it up (ie: Prince). Otherwise, do us all a favor and fuck off.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
They think they are the greatest creatures to ever grace the earth. Gah, get over yourselves.
Does Chris Martin remind anyone else of someone. I thought of it the other day, but now it escapes me...
*hands Nitty a Bloody Mary*
Let's plan this thing, then. Shall we? Douche annihilation.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!"
They both have to act like the ultimate tortured artist. Pretentious a-holes. I'd frickin' love to torture the shit outa' these two douchbags and give them a reason to cry. Gah..really?
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What a fuck face. Loser. Get over yourself.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!"