Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 10:43am.
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Yeah, they all say that. Their personalities speak for themselves. I'd like to beat his ass and then hers. Okay, maybe hers and then his. Yeah, in that order.
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There ya go! As MK said in the title "FISHSTICKS IS TO BLAME"
seriously, the coldplay dude should have done a sid vicious and tore up the studio instead of just whining. do it like a REAL rock star. I still love Coldplay.
Oh, and Madonna had an intervention on her drinking problem and figured to fix it she needs to work out more in the gym. That Madge, a genius.
DiamondDawg, you're my kind of girl!!!
I know Miss Manners wouldn't agree, but sometimes, the way to combat rudeness is to be a BITCH!!!
Submitted by libby on June 14, 2008 - 10:28am.
P.S. I only use the term "bitches" in the most warm and fuzzy sense!
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Me, too. Mostly
Except that last night I went to see the new Indiana Jones movie and this woman STOOD UP right as the movie was starting!!! I said "BITCH! SIT DOWN!" My husband laughed.
And before that, these 3 oldish people moved past me and my husband to get to their seats. Not a single one of them said "excuse me." As each one passed I said "Uh, EXCUSE ME??" and then "EXCUSE YOU!" and then "ITS CUSTOMARY IN THIS COUNTRY TO SAY EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
Later two of them went to get popcorn, when they passed us a SECOND time, boy were there PROFUSE "EXCUSE ME"s!! Bitches got the message. Say excuse me or get a beat down!
so many oxymorons here....
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I have it on good authority that Gwyneth and Chris are not down with violence in their macrobiotic household
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Yeah, they all say that. Their personalities speak for themselves. I'd like to beat his ass and then hers. Okay, maybe hers and then his. Yeah, in that order.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
He looks like he drank too much of Gwennie's douche water.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Some chick on the other blogs is from NY so she gets the info. It seems a doorman was complaining about how much wine she drinks. He won't tell the press but has been talking to friends. There also is a hotel worker who claims she drinks enough coffee to drown a horse but switches to wine at night and just stays in her hotel room alone. They had to call a doctor cause she hurt herself by bumping into the coffee table and fucked up her hand on the bathroom door while slamming it while on the phone screaming.
off-topic...
Which do you guys/gals/whatevers like better:
Chanel No. 5 or the original Coco by Coco Chanel?
Submitted by Nectar on June 14, 2008 - 8:28am.
I've been reading that gwyn is a wino drunkard and he is having a hard time about it.
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Oh please God let it be true.
P.S. I only use the term "bitches" in the most warm and fuzzy sense!
I find myself talking like MK sometimes, and/or my gay boyfriends...not everybody gets it.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
So what the fuckity fuck is he doing press for.
**ANAL DOUCHE**
This thread is right there. CM sucks. Everyone is getting along. There is a post from earlier for Kiz in the Doc Drew thread. We should all aspire to be Mr. President and El Bastardo on this blog.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 9:58am.
I have it on good authority that Gwyneth and Chris are not down with violence in their macrobiotic household.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
*blush* Thanks so much for the love and understanding....You bitches can be pretty ruthless, and I'm sensitive....
OFF TOPIC:
This belongs in another thread, but it relates also to my Brit fetish and disregard for bad teefs: This is for the Alan Rickman fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIEryklWT6M&feature=related
I've been waiting for a man to look at me like that my entire life!!!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Thanks angel_i! you gave me my new siggie!
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I'm so glad you came back! I instantly thought of you when I found that, actually.
PS. You funny, Mr. President:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Thanks angel_i! you gave me my new siggie!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 1:04pm.
It's so much fun to take your friends to places they've never been and show them experiences they'd never even think of.
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Like that time Benji Madden took Paris to the library.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
Sock Monkey: Simultaneous posting:
And also: I especially like this line:
It's so much fun to take your friends to places they've never been and show them experiences they'd never even think of.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by libby on June 14, 2008 -
So, I think Chris Martin is a mega-watt hot piece of ass!!! Yellow toof and all. I'm troubled, I admit it.
***winces*** I'm bracing for the beat-down.
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No beat down from me, I love this guy. I think he's adorable, and his kids are so damn cute.
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Ooops! How rude of me! This:
Totally OFFT but funny:
http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/archives/2008/06/_if_carrie_brad.html
If Carrie Bradshaw had dated Benji Madden, she would be so thrilled right now, because Paris Hilton doesn't know the difference between "there" and "their."
ONT: Whoever this guy is, someone needs to tell him not to get high before an interview.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 12:50pm.
La Monquita: Moses is likely to resemble Blythe Danner, but he's got the bread to hire some playground muscle.
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He'll have his own posse...complete with bad teeth. Trust.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Wanna see something funny that I found?
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LOL! Depends on what you mean by funny. *wiggling eyebrows* Hmmmmm.....
ON T: I hate apple juice. Bleah.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by libby on June 14, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Don't worry, we won't judge you here.
MartinLoonie. HAHA
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
La Monquita: Moses is likely to resemble Blythe Danner, but he's got the bread to hire some playground muscle.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Fuck him. If he's going to desperately try to be Bono, then he has to suck it up and start talking.
I know very, very little about modern music. I also have a serious Brit fetish, as well as a Blonde fetish and nerd fetish.
So, I think Chris Martin is a mega-watt hot piece of ass!!! Yellow toof and all. I'm troubled, I admit it.
***winces*** I'm bracing for the beat-down.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 11:45am.
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It's good to see you too Funky Monkey....I wanted to comment on your BOOTIFUL spring colours but I didn't want to come off too oozy-schmoozie but now that you have said hello you have granted me oozy-schmoozie rights and I no longer care:)
You look lovely, dahlink:)
Wanna see something funny that I found?
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Well, if he's smart he'll teach her to be the kind of little girl that takes that apple and uses it to clock the first kid that says something about it! But not a moment before, because she's polite too.
I know thas how my mama raise me:)!
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That's why I like you angel_i!
Ya know how to fight! Yeah!
BTW - We've really missed you. I'm glad you're back. Funny and snarky as ever. *sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I hate this jackass and his boring band.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 12:14pm.
You know I'm a weird-ass hippy who gave my kid a funky name and even *I* think (Sn - LOL!)"Apple" is taking it way too far.
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Wait till Snapple gets to grade school. There's a world of verbal hurt waiting for her on the playground. And if she opens her lunch box..to her horror..the cook packed an apple as fruit of the day! Fuck!
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Well, if he's smart he'll teach her to be the kind of little girl that takes that apple and uses it to clock the first kid that says something about it! But not a moment before, because she's polite too.
I know thas how my mama raise me:)!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 12:14pm.
You know I'm a weird-ass hippy who gave my kid a funky name and even *I* think (Sn - LOL!)"Apple" is taking it way too far.
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Wait till Snapple gets to grade school. There's a world of verbal hurt waiting for her on the playground. And if she opens her lunch box..to her horror..the cook packed an apple as fruit of the day! Fuck!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Moses likes that name.
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Yeah, well he better prepare himself for some beatdowns in the playground cause kids are gonna call her Snapple, CrabApple, etc. Let's hope he's a husky kid and not all frail looking like his dad.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"Submitted by kacky on June 14, 2008 - 10:53am.
aw, it's not his fault. He just doesn't like to be interviewed. He's a musician. not a politician. My hubby's the same way. He's a published author but he doesn't like to talk about things."
Yes, so am I. But it's part of the business. It's the big difference between writing professionally and writing for pleasure. Chris Martin's being a twat.
Check out his teeth. The two front ones are different shades of yellow. YUCK!!!! Gwennie you can have them. I just got my Vogue in the mail. That skinny bitch was on it. My husband looked at it and said " there is nothing sexy about this skinny twat". AMEN!!!!!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 11:09am.
Anybody who names their kid Sn"Apple" needs a serious beatdown. Yeah, I'm ready. *tapping little sock monkey boxing gloves together*
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You know I'm a weird-ass hippy who gave my kid a funky name and even *I* think (Sn - LOL!)"Apple" is taking it way too far.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 9:09am.
Anybody who names their kid Sn"Apple" needs a serious beatdown.
Moses likes that name.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
They deserve each other. Enuf said about those two losers!
There album SUCKS! I hate when a band has a hit album and then acts like they rule the world only to put out crap after. He's all pissy cuz he thinks his album is this great masterpiece cuz the people around him told him so. Then it's released and the real reviews come out. He should just look in the mirror own it move on and say at least I'm not Rumor Willis. Thats what i do when i feel or look like crap. Works every time.
Anybody who names their kid Sn"Apple" needs a serious beatdown. Yeah, I'm ready. *tapping little sock monkey boxing gloves together*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
dull, self important and fug...fishy and this fucker belong together...
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sexy motherfucker...
Fugly, bland music, and no personality. What a catch.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 11:24am.
MK gets on a flight to (hopefully somewhere fun) where ever, and leaves us with a cold bowl of oatmeal to subsist on until when?????
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Deb, a cold bowl of oatmeal would be another pic of Chicken Cutlet's thighs. I always look at the bright side.
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But I'm not looking for a love that lasts/ I know what I need and I need it fast/ There's one thing in common that we both share/ That's a need for each other anytime, anywhere.
I always hope that the winning formula of affected, smug actress + pretentious, vain frontman will = elaborate murder/suicide.
I've been reading that gwyn is a wino drunkard and he is having a hard time about it.
MK gets on a flight to (hopefully somewhere fun) where ever, and leaves us with a cold bowl of oatmeal to subsist on until when?????
MK! Gee, thanks.....
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
What a little bitch he is. He's pulled these stunts before. I don't think I can even enjoy his music anymore knowing what a douche he is. Boo Coldplay!
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...glittering prizes and endless compromises, shatter the illusion of integrity, yeah!
Oh my God, I am pulling my hair wanting to smack this douchey McDouche.
Can't a bitch have a bad day?? COLDPLAY is fucking awesome. Gah!
And the rest of the story is....
"There are concerns that Chris Martin, the lead singer of the band Coldplay, will not be fit enough to perform tonight after he twisted his knee in rehearsals."
Happy now??
"I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things."
Why did nobody in that room bitch slap that whiny cunt the second those words came out of his mouth?
Don't like talking about things, Hey Chrissy, here's a tip, next time, skip those silly things called "Interviews".
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If I had a dick, I'd go get laid!
What an ass. He completely forgot to get a personality. No wonder I love my rock star crush...Ville Valo. He knows how to give an interview while messing with everyones head if he feels like it.
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