Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 14, 2008 - 5:07pm.
You'd probably be weird too if you had a wife who sits naked in front of a mirror while she eats so she can watch the food go through her body to see how it reacts to each bite.
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LMAO!!!!!!! I forgot about that. Reason #43554645 that Fishy is a TURD of a human.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
PSL - yeah they're working and all but I don't believe the spin the PRs gave as the reason for their dinner. They're best mates and they're both heading for the divorce courts you mark my words. If anything it was a celebration of their newly single status and looking to the future etc. The Madge/Guy union has been rumoured in London media circles to have been over for a long time but, like Chris Martin, she's not announcing it until after she's finished promoting her record so it doesn't overshadow it. There has been lots of talk about Paltrow and Martin's relationship for years as well. Maybe they were celebrating their successes too but I think there was a reason for it being a girls only affair.
Could he be more of the poseur "I ache for my art" artist???
Who the fuck is he kidding?
He ripped off U2 and now he is twatting this bullshit around.
Dumb ass fucktarded pussy panty waist.
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You'd probably be weird too if you had a wife who sits naked in front of a mirror while she eats so she can watch the food go through her body to see how it reacts to each bite.
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Submitted by Keane on June 14, 2008 - 1:47pm.
May I add that dinner outing Fishsticks, Madge and Stella Mcartney went on lately - supposedly to congratulate each other on their recent successes (erm, well Madge is still selling records, but none of them are exactly setting the world alight at the mo are they?). My view is that it was probably more of a consoling each other on being newly single type of meal - maybe Stella's marriage is next in the line of fire!
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Keane, Gwyneth is in "Iron Man"....she has plenty to celebrate.
I don't love this couple, but they don't bother me...
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All right, maybe he needs to keep his trap shut unless he's singing, but the song "Talk" can reduce me to tears if the mood is right.
May I add that dinner outing Fishsticks, Madge and Stella Mcartney went on lately - supposedly to congratulate each other on their recent successes (erm, well Madge is still selling records, but none of them are exactly setting the world alight at the mo are they?). My view is that it was probably more of a consoling each other on being newly single type of meal - maybe Stella's marriage is next in the line of fire!
Submitted by Sensimina on June 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Keane -
I like your posts. I agree that CM and Fishy are headed for a split.
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Keane and Sens - I agree with you both...good posts too! Merci!
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Gosh, he's so boring, I have nothing to say or do but yawwwwwn.
I have no idea if they're breaking up--I mean, I would--but all kinds of couples stay together uneasily for years, for the sake of the kids, for appearances, for financial reasons, or out of apathy. It's harder to have dalliances when in the public eye, but all kinds of famous married couples do it all the time. It's an "arrangement" or an "understanding."
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If they split up and Gwynneth stays in London i'm gonna be in there like a rat up a drainpipe, watch me!!! I'll post pics!! :o)
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Ducksnorting. What else is there to do?
You're married to Fishstix. She's worth more than enough millions. Not to mention you sang and performed the song 'Clocks', one of the best songs of 2003. (millions of $$$) You can't bleach you're right front fucking tooth?
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Thank you for pot smoking.
Not to mention Gwyn drinks more than 3 bottles of wine a day to cope. Poor thing.
Keane -
I like your posts. I agree that CM and Fishy are headed for a split. I really don't know why, though. These two were MADE for each other in douche heaven. Maybe they had communication problems in their relationship. It's hard to talk when both parties have their head far, far up their asses.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
They're separating you mark my words. Read a blind item the other day on a UK blog which asked which other high profile couple other than Guy and Madge are heading for a split and just waiting to make the announcement until he's finished promoting his new record. Hmmm... I wonder. There have been rumours about the probs in their relationship for years; she married him almost immediately after her dad died (which she's struggled to cope with) which made me think it wouldn't last as she was probably looking for security to cope with her grief; she's suffered with post-natal depression; you never see them together; she now has a hot new look which I reckon signals she's on the market again; he gets pissed off in interviews over nothing cos he's going through the stress of a divorce. That would be my assessment of the situation. Plus you have to ask what on earth she ever saw in him in the first place anyway - he's no Brad Pitt is he? Having lost my dad young myself and knowing how it feels I always thought she was just looking for security.
Besides the light in his eyes, CM has that heroiny look to his pupils. We are not talking vics here or oxycotin. We are looking at straight out heroin eyes. No wonder your wife is a wino.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 14, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I would ride Mr. Darcy from the 6-hour long Sense and Sensibility all day. Fuck the newest version with Keira Knightley though.
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Muhahaha! I see another S&S fan. ;) And yeah, FUCK the new version!!!
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Go watch your videos and keep commenting because nobody is coming to your litter box smelling apt to see you and take you out to dinner.
They love animals but not people. Gonna turn into one of those crazy old cat ladies. No, women. No ladies here. Peace.
I would ride Mr. Darcy from the 6-hour long Sense and Sensibility all day. Fuck the newest version with Keira Knightley though.
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
How predictable
Libby, I love Sense and Sensibility!!! Another one of my favorites an oldie but goody) is "Truly Madly Deeply". It is one of those movies that no matter how many times I watch, it always gets me.
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He kind of resembles one of my ex-boyfriends. Oh God, what was I thinking!!
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
His douchy mug reminds me of those nasty loud beast-like children you can always find in middle of a mall throwing a tantrum.
As for Coldplay, I liked their Yellow album, not the band, just that one album's music, after that, they became grey to me, just didn't listen or cared about them, like any fad.
Okay, Nectar...I bit and went to the "Dr. Drew" thread....
I must defend my lady Kiz!
Shut the fuck off...an ol' Dlisted standard....so perfect for you though.
Insult away, nectar....I'm off to watch "S & S" for the 1000th time, and I'll read your bad-grammar, witless retorts later.
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Nectar, you are fucking irritating. I picked up on your bullshit as soon as you started posting here. You're nothing but a troll who loves to start shit with people. If that's not sad, I don't know what is. Have fun!
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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"
Sens, the southern heat getting to you. Look, you are just as guilty as Kiz. Another angry person on here. Please don't start, although you always do. I'd like to slap the shit outta whoever made you this nasty little girl. Peace, baby. Just be happy with being an attractive person, okay? The rest will work itself out over time.
Submitted by Nectar on June 14, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Just think before you post a twat flapping broad post. You can't be the center of attention all of the time. Get over it!
I still can't figure out to whom you're referring, Nectar...is it me? Careful, I'm sensitive!
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Nectar -
Well, you're acting like a grade A Twatty Cunt right now. You may leave. Fucking troll. Why do trolls always run their beef flaps about LA? HMMMM.
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Submitted by modianos on June 14, 2008 - 1:03pm.
does he rap? im just wonderin about that gold tooth display hes rockin...
THE SECOND time I've laughed out loud today....a new record for a shut-in saturday, when MK's not posting.
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Mr. President, you're welcomed. Your post are always appreciated and hilarious without twat-preying on someone here like so many do. Hey twatty, catty envious bitches. Go check out my post in the Dr. Drew thread, okay? Less twatiness more solidarity on this blog. The other gossip blogs are actually mentioning how the regulars on here make the place only readable if HA shows up. Everyone reads this shit. Just think before you post a twat flapping broad post. You can't be the center of attention all of the time. Get over it!
Thanks for the props, Lory. S & S is my favorite movie...and even after Willoughby (sp) shows up, I'm like "bbbbbbut..Colonel Brandon....*sniffle*."
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Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on June 14, 2008 - 1:06pm.
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Libby gave me that awesome link, Coiled! ;)
Willoughby sucks m8!!! Colonel Brandon FTW!
PS: I gotta admit I'd probably do Willoughby, but only, ONLY after being rejected by Brandon for a million times.
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Submitted by pomegranate on June 14, 2008 - 11:45am.
DiamondDawg, you're my kind of girl!!!
I know Miss Manners wouldn't agree, but sometimes, the way to combat rudeness is to be a BITCH!!!
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boy do i have a story thatd curl yalls hair :/ the gist of it is i had a gun pulled on me but shes the one that ran off lol and that was just one of many rude things she did grrr
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 14, 2008 - 1:47pm.
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Wierd. I really loved his song.."Yellow"..and now I'm thinking yellow bellied, lilly livered whiny bitch. Damn! Now I hate the song. *pouting*
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 1:48pm.
What, and make him watch? You're a tuff little monkey.
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Yes, I am! *crossing little sock monkey arms* *nodding head*
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OH! and a great quote from a great movie (Dolores Claiborne):
"Sometimes being a high-riding bitch is all a woman has to cling on to."
Maybe I should change my siggie...
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Submitted by Lory on June 14, 2008 - 12:52pm.
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Ah! Thank you Lory for that fav Rickman tidbit. Brandon over Willoughby any day.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
DiamondDawg---I LOVE IT!!!
I'm a real movie-lover myself, and I can only go to early shows, and I MUST sit 2nd-row-center, just because I don't want to hear any rude mother-fuckers fucking up my $10 experience...
Despite my choice of seating, one time a lovey-dovey couple (who were obviously just getting to know each other), sat RIGHT BEHIND ME and insisted on making nervous, giggling comments about every scene. I finally turned around and said right in their faces: "Look, I appreciate you're on a date, BUT this isn't a threesome, and I'd like you to save your commentary for after the film. You're also welcome to move far, far away!"
So have at it, DD! Rude fuckers need to be called out!
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Submitted by Nectar on June 14, 2008 - 1:23pm.
*Blushing* Thank you. Though that would be one seriously messed up message board.
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does he rap? im just wonderin about that gold tooth display hes rockin...
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by pomegranate on June 14, 2008 - 9:45am.
DiamondDawg, you're my kind of girl!!!
I know Miss Manners wouldn't agree, but sometimes, the way to combat rudeness is to be a BITCH!!!
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So if you appoint yourself to the position of Manners Nazi, you have the right to force everyone else to act the way you want them to, but you needn't bother behaving yourself, since YOU are exempt.
I'm not necessarily opposed to being rude in all situations and sometimes I find it funny. But I also think one is entitled to expect precisely as much rudeness from others as one is dishing out oneself.
On Topic: Chris Martin is a whiny little bitch,
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Chris Martin's eunuch fetish (aka his music) should be enough to embarrass him, not to make him so haughty. I have to admit I do find him attractive. Too bad I can't stomach his falsetto.
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I get it, St. Migraineause. I did state it was oxymoronic.
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Submitted by libby on June 14, 2008 - 12:11pm.
*blush* Thanks so much for the love and understanding....You bitches can be pretty ruthless, and I'm sensitive....
OFF TOPIC:
This belongs in another thread, but it relates also to my Brit fetish and disregard for bad teefs: This is for the Alan Rickman fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIEryklWT6M&feature=related
I've been waiting for a man to look at me like that my entire life!!!
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Thank you for the link, Libby! I love Alan Rickman! Yellow teef and all! I want him to hold me tight while he whispers sweet dirty nothings to me... errr, well, nvm, I'll stop right there.
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I think it is so funny, how much people hate this couple. they don't bother me at all.....and I want to kidnap their children....they are so cute! Of course I'd change their names, I wouldn't make them live with those stupid names.
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Thank you pomegranite. I do have good manners. Its just that sometimes I can't take the slovenly masses anymore and I just kinda lose it. Like when the neighbor lets their dog poop in my front yard. I tried being polite. Fuck that. Now I pick up the poop with a plastic grocery bad and FLING IT HARD at their house. (I used to play softball in high school. I can nail it!).
Submitted by DiamondDawg on June 14, 2008 - 9:44am.
Screaming at people because you think *they're* being rude makes so much more sense than, say, modeling the superior manners you want them to emulate. Judith Martin is surely wondering why she never thought of this.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 10:43am.
What, and make him watch? You're a tuff little monkey.
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