Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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Edited out because I took a good long look at how stoopid it is....
I know this is lame but go ahead and crucify me. I just was desparate for something new for us to snark on....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 8:43pm.
A modifier is a English tranny bitch! Totally on topic...
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Survey says!: English Tranny Bitch! There it is!
and TVal - I'm just now seeing (via comedy central - where I gets ALL my news:) how a decider keeps a fox in it's pocket. Spookier and spookier...
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A modifier is a English tranny bitch! Totally on topic...
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Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 9:41pm.
I think it was placed there by an evildoer.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex
Now what's a decider?
Someone who decides what tire goes where?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.
I think a modifier is someone who isn't happy with the stock performance of his car, so he modifies it. Now what's a decider?
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I just saw a decider! It was just there! That was spooky.
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I defer to T-Val. He has a GED; I can't spell it.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 6:35pm.
I just read the Daily Mail article. I think they meant Kate's royal connections.
A modifier is like a grammatical sex change.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.
I think a modifier is someone who isn't happy with the stock performance of his car, so he modifies it. Now what's a decider?
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Sheeps, Her is a Middleton...lol. This is harder than I ever thought it would be. Whaaaza modifier?
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I refuse to be institutionalized one more time.
I thought Viva La Vida was a Skittles commercial.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 14, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Yeah, she's not royal, but maybe it's a misplaced modifier: "her" refers to the Queen?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by James Haven on June 14, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Dawnie!
SmOOches!
Did you see that James Haven had his own thread?
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*clapping for James Haven*
I couldn't be prouder, love!
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Submitted by libby on June 14, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Thanks libby! James Haven LOVES the ladies!
Have a great weekend.....SmOOches!
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Oh MY GOD! I just watched that link....
I've always had a crush on our "James Haven"...but now I think I have a serious crush on James Haven!
I always assumed he was gay, but now...I hope not!
Thanks for the link, "JH!"
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Nite Bitches!
James Haven is heading on out! Since George is single again, he's taking a bunch of us guys out for a night of fun and frolic! ;)
Happy Father's day to all the Dlisted Dads!
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Dawnie!
SmOOches!
Did you see that James Haven had his own thread?
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 14, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Ah Angel_i:
As ever, the voice of reason. Thank God I actually started at 3. *hic*
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And as ever, TripleD, YOU have sprung into action long before anyone had to tell you:)
ONT: Maybe Chris was put off by the fact that a journalist would use the term "disposed dictator" when it's actually "deposed".
Hey - didja ever see the Borat where Andy Rooney walked off set? *giggle*
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Her reminds of that kid in school that was always eating his paste for quarters.
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So, everyone is down here?
I have to hang with the messicans again tomorrow, I need my dlist fix.
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 14, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 14, 2008 - 5:07pm.
You'd probably be weird too if you had a wife who sits naked in front of a mirror while she eats so she can watch the food go through her body to see how it reacts to each bite.
UGH
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Whaaaat? What on earth does that mean? She does that?
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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This guy loves to act all mysterious. One time James Haven met him at a party at Madonna's. As James Haven was telling him what a big fan he was, Mr. Fishsticks started looking all around and made buzzing noises. James Haven tried to pretend he didn't notice but the buzzing got louder! Then out of nowhere, Mr. Sticks takes out a large pin and sticks James Haven in the butt! James Haven ran to tell Angie. Angie told James Haven to stop drinking. James Haven only had one "Shirley Temple"!
James Haven tried his hardest to stay away from Chris the entire night, but he did notice Guy Ritchie holding his butt and running from Mr. Fishsticks too!
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's
Ah Angel_i:
As ever, the voice of reason. Thank God I actually started at 3. *hic*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 14, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I can't figure out when to start drinking.
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O you silly - you start drinking when you start asking yourself: Isn't it about time I had a drink? Man-made time is so silly!
PS. also testing this siggy - it looks all messed up from here
♥ As Dlisted pointed out, “Chola girls in High School had nicknames that sounded like the names of the bitches on Flavor of Love.”agentlover.com Lean Like a Chola
"He used to come into the record store in the Village where I used to work. Scruffy, way cute and kinda hyper."
COCAINE?
"They're separating you mark my words... Plus you have to ask what on earth she ever saw in him in the first place anyway - he's no Brad Pitt is he?"
I'm not a fan, but I actually think he's a step up from Brad Pitt (not in looks, but otherwise) and wonder what he saw in her. I always thought this was a marriage of egos, not people. The rockstar marrying the moviestar, rather than Chris marrying Gwyn.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 14, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Yeah, well he better prepare himself for some beatdowns in the playground cause kids are gonna call her Snapple, CrabApple, etc. Let's hope he's a husky kid and not all frail looking like his dad.
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I don't know, they'll probably go to some exclusive private school with all of the other pretentiously-named celebrity spawn. The Jennifers and Jasons will probably be the ones getting their asses kicked by Apple, Moses, Kumquat, Nebuchanezzar, Smegma, etc.
@Sheeps:
What if you haven't got a job? Can I just start when my gainfully employed friends start? My Emily Post is still in a box somewhere, so I can't look it up.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 14, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I can't figure out when to start drinking.
Friday after work.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
ALl this drinking talk has me confused. I am in a different time zone and I can't figure out when to start drinking.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
He and his wife are both useless douchebags.
Hurrah Sheeps! Enjoy that first swallow....(Of Gin and Tonic, you pigs!)!
I think I'm bringing my laptop to work tonight...God Forbid I miss anything online....hahaha
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Submitted by simoneenomis on June 14, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Maybe he was having a bad day? He is entitled to have a bad day once every millennium.
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No! No bad days! He must pay NOW for his infractions!
Edited to add: It's really hard to have a "fuck around" day when there's so little to fuck around with.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I prefer "retired stoner." Since you say it's after 4:20, I'm pourin'.
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Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 4:08pm.
OMG you're such a grammar dork!! teehee
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Maybe he was having a bad day? He is entitled to have a bad day once every millennium. Just sayin' ...
Sheeps, when is that- 35 more minutes? You could call yourself an honorary stoner and start drinking instead- it's past 4:20.
Go for it....it's close enough....lol
Paris is a schmuck.
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I hate fishsticks, BITCH! Met her and she was an all out bitch! No surprise her man is a whiny bitch himself. BOO HOO
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Hey PSL, I know Paris misspelled "there," but the bigger joke is "everyone" is (in US English) singular.
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My mind game today is editing that sentence actually lol...mine was: Each contestant is special in *her* own way. If you read the whole thing(really, tho - don't) it's the cheesiest grade 8 "homework assignment for your reality show" I've ever seen.
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Hey PSL, I know Paris misspelled "there," but the bigger joke is "everyone" is (in US English) singular. She could have said, "Everyone of the contestants is special in her own way." Even better: "Each contestant is special."
Yeah, I'm just killing time till it's socially acceptable to mix the first G&T.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
If I hear you say, "Leave Chris Alooonneee!" we're not chatting anymore.
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you can breathe easy Sheeps....you'll never hear that from me....lol (but you know he IS just a human)
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Super sweet and genuine both times I talked with him. He used to come into the record store in the Village where I used to work. Scruffy, way cute and kinda hyper. Says hi to me on the street.
I'm not sure about this whole sell out to Apple though. Gives me the skeeves. The frickin video looks like an Ipod commercial.
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An exercise in pointless futility.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
If I hear you say, "Leave Chris Alooonneee!" we're not chatting anymore.
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I don't know why, but I don't get the feeling that CM is a diva/douche. He appears to be a shy, moody man who doesn't like giving interviews, but it is parts of the job, so he does it. He was probably having a shit day, and flipped out on the reporter. Maybe that is me being blind, but that is just what I see.....
I am not saying you guys are wrong, it's just not my impression of him.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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Bravo! I couldn't have said it better. I hate people who are so full of themselves. Yuk.
Good night Keane!
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton
Yeah I guess I just never really noticed before - I never thought she was oscar-worthy but didn't realise she was this bad! I think it would help if she could at least try to speak in a realistic American accent - surely no great challenge if you are in fact American! I think the bubble of her fame will pop when people realise there's actualy no substance to back up the media hype. When she hasn't had a minor hit film for many years she won't be able to lay claim to the title of Hollywood star for much longer. All she'll be is pap shots, Brad Pitt and adoptions. She'll just be like any old reality star, famous for being famous, and people will tire of her. I think it will be her downfall. Anyway, its late here, am off to bed, night all!
Keane -
Angelina is a SHIT actress. The botox she's been getting recently doesn't help, either. We all know she's in movies because of her once-stunning looks and the PR she's always heavily surrounded herself with. She's good at getting attention in the press and making people talk about her, that's how she got where she is. Her movie career is almost a non-issue. The only reason people see her movies is because she's sexy.
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Totally off topic and I am VERY loathe to start a discussion about this person for obvious reasons, but Mr and Mrs Smith happens to be on tv at the mo and I just cannot believe what a dire actress Angelina Jolie is. It must be some kind of Jolie season as Tomb Raider was on last week. She seems like she's doing an impersonation of ELizabeth Hurley in that film which is not ideal as Hurley is one of the most wooden movie actresses (if she can even be described as this) of all time. You can kind of excuse it though as she is playing a computer game character, but it seems that in Mr and Mrs Smith she is doing exactly the same performance. I swear to God I have seen crash test dummies look more animated than her. And she's still doing a half-English accent in some of the scenes - you think she got confused what film she was in? And the glorification of knives in the film is just sick. Its a shame cos she looks incredible in it - but the acting is worse than even Keira Knightley I would say, and thats saying something! Sorry to be so absolutely on a different topic but have not really seen any of her films before so was AMAZED at how hopeless she is!
Sensimina, hahahaha.
And I would say reason #43554646 why fishy is a turd of a human is because she once had the SAME EXACT HAIRCUT as her gd boyfriend, Brad Pitt. That was so gay.
PS- I LUUUUUURVE your avie. Freddie Mercury was amazing. :)
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Keane, I don't doubt that they may be breaking up, I'm just saying Gwyneth does have a huge movie to celebrate....
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
-Paris Hilton