Fishsticks Is To Blame
Chris Martin obviously drank too much douche water before an interview with BBC's Radio 4. Chris refuses to discuss his personal life including Fishsticks and his kids, but it sounds like he doesn't like talking about anything!
The show's host asked Chris a simple question about the new album, "Did you start with the song Viva La Vida and the idea within that song of the disposed dictator looking back at his life?" Chris immediately bitched, "I'm not really enjoying this. Can I have two minutes? 'I just don't like talking about things." That's what a fucking interview is?! Did he think it was going to be a circle jerk at Disneyland?!
Chris then got out of his chair and walked out leaving the interview. He probably went to call Fishsticks and cry about how he's "misunderstood."
Chris finally returned to the interview, but didn't fully answer any questions. When the host asked another question about his music, Chris replied, "Um... yes... yes, yes ... exactly."
In Chris' defense, you'd probably act this grouchy if you had to look at Fishy's face every single morning! Those two delusional twats love themselves way too much. This bitch needs to pull the Van de Kamp butt plug out of his ass, smile like a pretty girl and answer every question without being an ass about it.
Source: OK! Magazine
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He is so charming...
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I think someone's box is missing a tool.
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site --
-"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Hello? Marionette? It's time to play........
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Oh great!
I am waiting for a "Rocks Offs" moment. My moment is not coming, or maybe in a huge moment where we come together!
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Is that Herpes on his neck? Sure looks like it.
Submitted by MizRo on June 15, 2008 - 7:22am.
Both he and his wife take themselves FAR too seriously.
I would like nothing better that to never hear from either again.
Paltrow is famous due to nepotism.
Martin used to have a semblance of individuality; now he's simply derivative and arrogant - he learned well from his hack wife.
*blech* to them both.
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Amen, to that. I cannot stand either one of these whining ninnies.
I'm pretty sure that he also has said that he thinks that the American presidential elections "are so important" that other countries should be also allowed to vote too in that election. What a dope.
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♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad.Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 15, 2008 - 6:45am.
Does anyone ever read James Wolcott in VF?
I will check him out. Bonne fête des pères!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 15, 2008 - 6:54am.
it's surprising how often I'm searching for porn and I don't even know it!
hahahaha. Exactly. That just means life is mostly porn in some form.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 8:51am.
Angel: DaddyLover.com is everything Father's Day stands for, no?
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It must be. It was Google's #1 search today for 'Hot Daddies'...in fact, it's surprising how often I'm searching for porn and I don't even know it!
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad.Lean Like a Chola
Angel: DaddyLover.com is everything Father's Day stands for, no?
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Does anyone ever read James Wolcott in VF? He is laugh out loud funny.
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
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Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 8:16am.
The Vanity Fair blog article describes Dlisted as follows: "Abnormally prodigious (20 posts in a day?)
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See? He works really hard coming up with venomous wit all day!
MK - Will you be my daddy?
♥ I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. Harry S Truman - Dad.Lean Like a Chola
Chris is my favorite singer.I like to listen to his music. His blog and photos were found at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@@@##########----- "A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
The Vanity Fair blog article describes Dlisted as follows: "Abnormally prodigious (20 posts in a day?) blogger Michael K. fires barbs at the usual suspects: Paris, Lindsay, Posh, etc."
http://www.vfdaily.com/culture/2008/blogopticon/index.html
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Okay, this has ceased to be even mildly amusing. MK has likely eaten some nasty drunk food, contracted ptomaine poisoning and is in the ER as we speak.
Otherwise he never would have left us alone with Chris Martin and Hohan.
Or, he met Ralph Fiennes in the men's room, like PSL said.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Both he and his wife take themselves FAR too seriously.
I would like nothing better that to never hear from either again.
Paltrow is famous due to nepotism.
Martin used to have a semblance of individuality; now he's simply derivative and arrogant - he learned well from his hack wife.
*blech* to them both.
A pussy like Chris Martin should realize that he will never be the musical genius Thom Yorke is. He is nothing more than an "adult contemporary/lite" wannabe farcial version of Radiohead. He's probably all pissy because Muse has taken away their glory as the "next Radiohead." Truth is, Martin's lyrics are so simplistic and dull. You don't have to think to listen to them. There's no personal interpretation there...what you hear is what you get. Totally unintelligent music and he's an a-hole for throwing a hissy fit.
I hope our precious mk has all sorts of exciting tales from kyoto or wherever he has gone. :)
Submitted by riverchic on June 15, 2008 - 1:41am.
What table? There's a table involved?
Congrats, see you in 9 months or less, and I'm not gonna be under any table.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Oops, yeah I really should go too, actually.
G'night!
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by riverchic on June 15, 2008 - 12:41am.
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Congrats! When are you due? and I'm glad you likie:) - I got a million'em...
whatever: I'm watching her now, in fact, in The Good Night...her character is even kinda douchey...and was just browsing Heather Graham the other day...she does that too - she even pulls the accent out in the last flick! eep!
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
*Yawn* I'm outta here, people. G'night!
What I hate about fishy is that she talks down about America (and I know we have our problems) but come on! She is not British.
angel_i: LMAO!!! That was funny as hell! Thanks - I needed that!!
Team Valtrex: Awesome! Keep up the good work! I'd join ya, but I can't (bun in the oven). Which is fortunate for you cause I'd drink your ass under the table! :)
They are a couple of no talent butt plugs.
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy shit," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Whatever:
And when they DO get the spotlight, they fuck it up for themselves by opening their mouths. These two have no social skills whatsoever....
Fishsticks and her wife er I mean husband are So stupid. They pretend they don't want the press when it is what they really crave. Asshats. I think they will pretend divorce to get more media attention.
*Submitted by riverchic on June 15, 2008 - 1:35am.
I'm drinking as fast as I can, I swear!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Damn. Nights when people aren't drinking and posting at the same time are very quiet *crickets*
PLEASE someone, start drinking - heavily...
Submitted by dustbunny on June 15, 2008 - 1:25am.
What if MK never comes back? We would spend eternality in this thread.
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Nah, eventually X17 would have a 2nd person posting comments and Perez might have to buy a sense of humor. Wait, we all know the 2nd one is never going to happen.
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Submitted by dustbunny on June 15, 2008 - 12:25am.
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Harsh, dude.
But I think I'd go to bed before that happened. In fact, I'm almost in my bed (well, my kids bed - you can't fit 4 kids in her bed like you can in mine) as we type...
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
What if MK never comes back? We would spend eternality in this thread.
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Sorry TV...
I think I done skeered everyone away. Honestly, I don't know WHERE he is! I just like typing! I'm verbose! I swear - Tell'em TV!
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 14, 2008 - 11:53pm.
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Ummm...10 cents...?
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 1:01am.
I wonder if his passionate, sordid love affair with Ralph Fiennes will render MK without sarcasm, cynicism, and potty mouth.
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If it does, there might be 2 or 3 HUNDRED regular posters here that can cover at least 2 out of the 3.
BTW, how is my favorite artiste`?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I wonder if his passionate, sordid love affair with Ralph Fiennes will render MK without sarcasm, cynicism, and potty mouth.
Submitted by angel_i on June 14, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Your wager, then, mademoiselle.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
Submitted by madam s. on June 15, 2008 - 12:49am.
I'm hoping that Ralph Fiennes makes the next post. I mean, Chris Martin? He doesn't even like to talk about things!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
madams.:
you nailed it!
(or was that MK?)
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Ahhaha Team V.!
Sheeps and parissucks,
I think MK AND Ralph Fiennes are drunk dialing Phoebe together from a bathroom somewhere.
Submitted by madam s. on June 14, 2008 - 11:39pm.
What the hell are the Much Music Video Awards?
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LOL! I thought someone might ask that. It's Hollywood North, Babay!
We used to have a Guru (he's still around but he sold his soul to the devil for Classical music, go figure) who built a tiny empire on his pretty fabulous celebrity connections.
I'm sure the average American would never know it but every celebrity heads straight for CityTV (home of Much Music, Bravo, More MuchMusic, some kinda LifeTime bullshit and a kitchen sink) to do their big star walk.
The street windows look right into the studio and shit and there's always a million greasy teens hanging out with their eyes all popped and their billboards on the corner. It's where Speaker's Corner used to be (boo hoo hoo hoo hoo:()
ANYHOW: Toronto's right next door to NY, the awards are tonight and he wouldn't have time for us hos if that's what he was doing even if his flight was quick AND he wouldn't mention it cuz all y'all wouldn't give a fuck:) Ya think?
Or maybe he's in LA and the Scientologists picked up his scent.
♥ the name of this pic as per MK is slarsonhohoho1.jpg Does he think that's Santa's lap? Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 15, 2008 - 12:41am.
He's drunk-dialing Phoebe, pretending he's George Lucas.
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He should pretend to be the guy that approves her food stamp application, you KNOW she ain't screening that call!
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Submitted by madam s. on June 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.
My guess is California, but that he got too drunk on the flight to post once he arrived at his destination.
He's drunk-dialing Phoebe, pretending he's George Lucas.
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Gnarls Barkley, "Charity Case": http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM6Szwho9PY (Thanks, Dee)
I think MK met Ralph Fiennes in the airplane bathroom, and is still there.
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“everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way"
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