Friday, June 20th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Nicole Kidman (41)
Rebecca Loos (30)
Twiggy Rodriguez (37)
Josh Lucas (37)
Robert Rodriguez (40)
John Goodman (56)
Lionel Richie (59)
Tina Sinatra (60)
Bob Vila (62)
Anne Murray (63)
Brian Wilson (66)
Stephen Frears (67)
John Mahoney (68)
Danny Aiello (75)
Martin Landau (77)
Olympia Dukasis (77)

Posted by: Michael K


sassykitty's picture

The only thing more scary than that is any photo of Twiggy Rodriguez. He is one creepy mofo

allmywebsite's picture

what rubbish hair style . if people goes on this they definitely look like ghost

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patty cake's picture

wow whatta pic of NK she has had work done since then for sure..new nose and lips and lost a ton of weight.
Happy Bday dlisters

xoxox

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Its Joan Crawford Bitch21's picture

Jeez, she looks like a different human being. Actually, I take that back; she looked like a human being. Now she just looks like an ice carving with a blond wig. Why do people do that to themselves?

Kizzy's picture

Smooches, MK! See, y'all he DOES read posts, we were just talking about "BMX Bandits" Nicole, and THERE SHE IS!!

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Clarisse's picture

cheesemissile,
Maynard is god!

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Nicole Kidman's past lips sure looks small and thin. Now her lips are injected to make it all pouty and plumped. Wonder if her lips will go back to its original state, thin and small or remains as trout fish lips

Green Is Good's picture

Good god! I didn't even recognize that was Nicole Kidman!

I like the crazy bitch hair, though. This must have been when she was still able to move her face.

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Submitted by salome_c on June 20, 2008 - 11:48am.
Do you mean Twiggy Ramirez aka Jeordie White who used to be in A Perfect Circle?
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He does!!! I can't believe he knows anything about nongay music.

And Maynard said that APC lives!! (will be awhile though)

Devore's picture

that is a perm. After a decade plus of the flat ironed shit, I would welcome a return of the curly perm. It's not going to happen because people have the affront to claim curly hair is not professional as of a hair texture determines this.

Rebecca Loos is a nobody.

She is the average looking gal who claimed to have an affair with Beckham.

Datura's picture

Nicole never should have gotten rid of the Medusa curls. She was so much more likeable when she had crazy hair.

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Aunt Bea's picture

I know Nicole Kidman is young in that picture, but it definately looks like she has had some work!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 20, 2008 - 8:04am.
Brian Wilson is a genius, He used to walk around Holmby Park a lot...I'd see him there.

I bet he cast a wide shadow.

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jackiemarie's picture

Ugh, in high school i was frequently told how much I resembled NK (this was right after moulin rouge came out) and i can see it in this pic. The minuscule lips, huge forehead...all of the things i like least about myself

Do you mean Twiggy Ramirez aka Jeordie White who used to be in A Perfect Circle?

Squash Posh's picture

argh! Damn edit button

Squash Posh's picture

Bis Spater!

parissucksliterally's picture

I have always found John Goodman to be sexy.......hahahahhaha...I have. I love that guy.

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Migraineuse's picture

I can't believe I overlooked Brian Wilson. Happy birthday to that hot genius slut.

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gucci's picture

Olympia Dukasis god where has she been? happy birthday to her and john goodman and everyone else! cancer sluts unite!

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parissucksliterally's picture

I agree Sheeps....Brian Wilson is a genius, He used to walk around Holmby Park a lot...I'd see him there.

LOOK at Nicole Kidman. But she hasn't had any work done. She's all natural. Riiiiiiiiiiight.......

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I can't let this thread get any longer without a nod to Brian Wilson. "God Only Knows," "In My Room," and "Good Vibrations" are some of the best summer tunes ever. My fav Beach Boys summer tune, however, is "Disney Girls," but Brian didn't write it.

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StewieGriffin's picture

Thank god for Botox and surgery, she looks a million times better now.

Kool-Aid addict's picture

OMG, that does not even look like "Granny Freeze" at all. She really f*cked up her face!

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NYAPPLES's picture

Nicole Kidman is eternally fucking frozen. Even her fucking baby pics, unreal

http://www.nicolekidmanunited.com/Nicole_as_child/

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Migraineuse's picture

I love Anne Murray. Happy birthday to the sluts.

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joanne's picture

Lots of talent on the bd list today.

Hekki's picture

OKIE: You nailed it! The hair, the lips, the off-the shoulder schmatte...

I was kind of thinking Susan Sarandon in "The Witches of Eastwick", but that wasn't quite right.

Mamita's picture

All I can say is............SIDESHOW BOB!!!!!!!!!!

Hindsight2020's picture

Is it horrible that I was thinking, "who the hell is this heifer?" before I scrolled down?

I forgot what the chick looked like before she jacked up her face.

oklahoma's picture

Bradiful.. Yep, that's who I meant.. Damn i couldn't remember her name, But Nicoles hair is a dead ringer, and those clothes.. WTF. I loved that sta-puff man, espec that face he made when he was about to get creamed.. priceless..

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oklahoma on June 20, 2008 - 9:57am

Sigourney Weaver???? NOOOOOO!!!!!
More like a fur ball the Marshmallow dude coughed up.

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Hekki's picture

Ricki Lake: Thank you. It's an abomination.

She looks so sassy and hot and bewitching there. Now she looks neurotic and frightened.

oklahoma's picture

Nicole Kidman looks like the girl from Ghost Busters there.. Where's the Gate Keeper.. I am the Key Master!!

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TheBreakdown's picture

We are neighbors?

Where are my Betty Crackwhore treats, heaux?!
Of course I live in Pberg. I'm classy.

Thursday, 3rd of July, bring all your friends and frenemies. Eintritt ist frei, denke ich.

Be prepared for a long night. We're vampires!

Bis später. Ich muss auch los!

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soul's picture

I want that hair!! :) HAPPY BIRFYDAY TO ALL!!
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TheBreakdown's picture

Oh no!

Freudian slip!

I meant King Kong Klub. NOT Kit Kat.

Two TOTALLY different things.

Oh lawd!

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cindygold21's picture

Only 41? I thought she was in like her 50's or something. She now looks like Bette Davis did in her later years. I guess all that starving yourself, smoking like a chimney and the stress of trying to act has taken its toll.

TheBreakdown's picture

I live in Prenzlauerberg, and the Kit Kat Klub is on the border between the two.

If you are nice (and if I have any left) I will bring you some absinthe.

Guaranteed to stop your ovaries in their tracks!

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I'M A BIRTHDAY SLUT TODAY!! 22!!! :)

Suzy from C's picture

Her hair looks so much better then the shit on top of her head now.

ricki lake's picture

Anyone who claims (or believe's Nicole's claims) that she hasn't had work done need look no further than this picture (or any other pic from that time period) to see that she used to look like a completely different person. Ridiculous.

LoLo's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 20, 2008 - 9:20am.

wheels of steel

very nice

Break a leg breakdown!
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Euphoria's picture

LMAO @ that picture of Nicole Kidman. That hair gives Amy Winehouse a run for the money! Great picture, MK.

Happy Birthday, BotoxFace!

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TheBreakdown's picture

I THINK (short term memory *puff* is a bitch) I am just DJing on the 3rd July. There will never, or is there ever, any nudity.

Close, but not quite.

It IS Berlin, after all!

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ChubbyWubby's picture

MK you get the greatest photos!!!

HAHAHA that was the last actual photo of Nicole Kidman's face moving!!!!!

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LoLo's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on June 20, 2008 - 9:12am.

What kind of show breakdown?

Breakdancing or comedy?

Stripping?

TAKE IT OFF! ha ha ha No, No dont do that!

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Dr. Destructo's picture

Kidman look like she just go hit by a massive water bomb!

TheBreakdown's picture

Oh, I THINK I'll be back before two years are up.
I've been here, but not as much. I'm on a ghetto tour!

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