Friday, June 13th 2008
Today Is Not The Day
Just now I opened up my e-mail to find some shit from Star Magazine with the subject: Sean Connery Rushed to Hospital. Oh hell no! I was about to run outside, search for a baby squirrel and slap the nuts out of it! Thankfully, I read the rest of the e-mail before attacking an innocent animal.
Legendary James Bond star Sean Connery was taken to Northern Westchester Hospital in Mount Kisco, N.Y., on Friday afternoon after suffering a fractured foot during a golf outing, Star has learned exclusively.When contacted, a rep for the 77-year-old Scottish actor said, "He's fine."
Phew! This shit was a close one. I mean, it is Friday the 13th and I'm still waiting for some fucked up shit to go down.
I can still fulfill one of my life goals of getting it on with every single James Bond.
Maybe can hang out with Bill Murray.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Good to see you psl.
That's the word, Q.
Peace out all, have a great night!
What??? He's a wife beater?? I had no idea!!!
hey there MizRo!!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
parissucksliterally: hola!
And yes, his 1st wife has always held that he beat her.
Pig.
thanks for the info, I'm off to google this story. That is fucking laaaaame.
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
Yes ladies.....saying it ok to slap his wife if she got "out of line", or something along that thread....disgusting.
I do love when they played "Celebrity Jeopardy" on SNL and have him as a character...fucking hilarious!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Don't like wife beaters. Maybe the younger generation of guys like me thinks differently than the older dudes. Doesn't make it ok, anyhow.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I dislike Connery: he's a misogynist.
I'm going out on a limb and guessing Scotch was involved.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
PSL speaks the truth, I think it was for his SexiestMan interview w/People, the last bastion of the Fourth Estate hereon known as "The Bible"!
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It's Friday the 13th, let the Buttfuck Fiesta Begin!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
A Golf injury?
You hit the ball 007, not your foot.
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*Snort* *Giggle* Bwhaaa hahaha!!!
omg you guys are blowing my mind.
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 6:43pm.
ITA For REALS. Hearing he thinks that a slap is an acceptable form of correction for a wife blew my mind.
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"There can be only one!" - Highlander
MK, don't scare us like that! Who will inherit the power from "The Quickening"?
Highlander joke, sluts!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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It'd be more funny to hear that he OD'ed on Viagra & came to the ER with a 6-hour-long pappy hardon.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
PSL - whaaaaa? I never heard that. I always thought he was charming
*flushes shattered dreams down toilet*
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
Maybe the woman he hit slammed something down on his foot. I don't like this man ever since he said it is ok to hit a woman.....
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
lol at today is not the day.
Might be the wife beaty times that screw it up but he does zilch for me...I wouldn't hit that, well not without my whiskey goggles on anyway.
I just had to delete my comment because I'm a moron and too lazy to scroll down and see there's already a post about what I was commenting on. Oops.
I love Sean! Best 007 ever!
uuum, maybe not then!
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
eww..nasty old wife-beater.
I'd let his pepaw ass do me animal style any day.
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I was pretty before the dough but now just imagine.
I love this sexy old thing.
Grey hair suits him so well :P
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
A Golf injury?
You hit the ball 007, not your foot.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Now this is the James Bond I'd defintely do - not Pierce Brosnan.
Fractured foot...golf...James Bond...doesn't make sense.
~Sir Kevinalot~