Friday, June 13th 2008

Gavin & Gwen's Dark Ass Nursery

Gwen Stefani is still knocked up? It feels like it's been years. She's still carrying because Gavin Rossdale is talking to E! News about their new baby's nursery. Mainly, paint colors. Celeb whoreswill talk about anything and obviously I'll post about anything.

Gavin said, "We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Plus, we are going to put him in a black room. It'll be a goth baby so it doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl." They don't know the sex, but they are going to put him in a black room? Someone slipped! Anyway, he's just having a laugh! They aren't going to paint the nursery black. They're just going to keep the baby in a coffin.

Besides, some dumb bitch told me that babies like black and white better. Something about how they respond to graphic, bold shit and can't see colors or something like that. I wasn't really listening because I was probably drunk. Just like I am now!

Posted by: Michael K


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I wish my parents were cool enough to have panted my room black when I was a kid :(
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All I can say about this family is at least they manage to keep their dirty laundry private.

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About the black room - I heard painting your baby's room yellow makes them go crazy.
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Oh, shit - nobody told me that 23 years ago. By what age would we know if he's crazy? So far so good......

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Kingston is really cute. I don't like these two as a couple though because Rossdale is always cheating on Gwen with trannies and shit.
Bush is also a hack band - in their biggest hit they basically stole VERBATIM the guitar riff from SP's "Quiet". They ripped off a lot of bands in their heyday. But Gavin Rossdale used to be a hot piece, that's fer shure.

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They make cute babies. I also wanted a black room with glow in the dark planets and stars.

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Since when is Gwen Stefani goth??? I bet their baby will come out looking like Pubert Addams.
http://www.kamarox.com/pubert.JPG

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Love him, hate her. Keep her knocked up and off the radar, Gavin.

As for the black nursery, BFD. Can't wait to see that Rosemary's Baby black taffeta basinette with the upside down cross.

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What the Eff is up with her Eyes! She looks like a Clown!

That"s great!They will have a baby again.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.

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"Submitted by simoneenomis on June 13, 2008 - 10:26pm.

I heard painting your baby's room yellow makes them go crazy."

That explains the Voodoo Chile (my daughter, now in her late 20s).

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 4:15pm.

I wanted a black room when I was 15. The rents wouldn't let me.

Fuckers.
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IT probably mirrors the darkness of Gavin's soul since being married to Gwen, he's like a nobody with her. AS for her, she's more useful pregnant.

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to angel I...

haha "blood drawings"

ot: I don't believe they are painting anything black. I also think, even though "him" would be grammatically correct, they are having a boy.

I doubt they are going to do anything particularly "goth". although it sounds a bit like he is describing the nursery from "addams family values".

besides brad pitt already snapped up all the really scary furnishings. (the lamp!)

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Submitted by Mildred Pierce on June 13, 2008 - 9:02pm.

Hey Mildred, when I look at your avitar, I just think of The Jolie-Pitt Kids writing memoirs one day!

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I was out in LA for buisness last month, ans I heard some guy on his cell phone telling whoever he was talking to how he had just worked with Gwen Stefani on something, and that she's a Mess!

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You just know that some idiot in Dubai is going to order the exact same shit...black room and all.

God I fucking hate other "trendy" parents.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 13, 2008 - 7:39pm.

"Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.

I bet at least half the women in here have had a baby. Where's their fucking interview???"

Here's my fucking interview: a black nursery is a stupid idea. Loric needs to get God to bless these dumbasses.

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I don't get the idea of a black nursery. When babies are little, they can't really focus on anything-so they can see black and white contrasting shapes much better than they can see red or blue.
You can't force someone to be goth, and I find the idea stupid in general.

As for Gwen bleaching her hair, supposedly it is not harmful after the first trimester, and hopefully her stylist isn't applying the bleach directly on the scalp. With all the pollution we breathe, contaminated food we eat and preservatives in food-I woudln't worry about hair bleach as the worst thing a baby might be subjected to.

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God be with you, dumbass.

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I always wondered why Gwen continues to bleach her hair while pregnant ... isn't that bad for the baby?
About the black room - I heard painting your baby's room yellow makes them go crazy

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That kid is so cute.
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Submitted by Mildred Pierce on June 13, 2008 - 8:02pm.

Darling I think everyone on this page is drunk, why not, it's Friday.
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Darling I think everyone on this page is drunk, why not, it's Friday.

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I KNEW there would be a bunch of know-it-alls who would comment on newborn eyesight.

Anyway, Rossdale always seemed really douchey to me. In a John Mayer kind of way.

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ummmm, who cares about the nursery... why is gwen still bleaching her hair when she's pregnant????that is harmful to the baby...

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Gwen looks as she feels like she's been carrying that baby for years. Her poor back, but enough about her...Gavin is a hot fucker.

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Submitted by Lory: "So edgy... not."

Exactly.

How can you dictate that your kid will be a Goth? I hope that kid buys pink polo shirts and seersucker shorts with his allowance.

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Thx NovaNightly...

I seriously thought she had clown eye makeup on! LMAO!

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 3:18pm.

It is true that babies (infants) see bold colors, black, white, red.
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Submitted by MizRo on June 13, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Don't really care what drivel slid off his tongue; look at Gwen's clown-brows!!!

What the hell is under those sunglasses?

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Those are Miu-miu sunglasses that have a weird colored border around them. Kiki Drunkst had them on in her old miu-miu ads....

NovaNightly's picture

God i love those sexy-ass Stefani-Rossdales!!!

Black is a very soothing color. lol. no really.

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"Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.

I bet at least half the women in here have had a baby. Where's their fucking interview???"

Here's my fucking interview: a black nursery is a stupid idea. Loric needs to get God to bless these dumbasses.

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omg lmao michael! you're so right, babies do like to focus on black and white colors and shapes because their eyesight is horrible when they're born. that is why it is so important for women to breastfeed b/c of that bonding they share (in one way) through eye contact. the space b/n each other's faces is about the distant a baby can see, anyway. it's very powerful.

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Back at ya, whoa!! Christ, it's been too long, *big hug*

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MizRo on June 13, 2008 - 6:58pm

*surprised gasp*
HI MIZRO!!!!!

omg, it has been forever, i keep missing you when you post but I SEE you!!!!

It's Friday the 13th around here in spades...

OLE HOOKER!!!

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Oh, and HELLO M.E., Bradiful, Lory, and Dawg!

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Long time no see.

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Don't really care what drivel slid off his tongue; look at Gwen's clown-brows!!!

What the hell is under those sunglasses?

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i love your cat devilgirl

I wish someone would drop some high levels of birth control in the water supply in and around L.A, because all this baby talk is a Snoooooooooze!

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Black bedroom for a baby?!?! I'm sure they're kidding. If not, then ROSEMARY'S BABY redux!!

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LOL. Maybe Gavin was joking. I don't think someone as bright as Gwen would do that.

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And the world needs to know this because???
Oh right, they are friends with Brangelina.

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Ick...another obnoxious celeb nursery. Big effing deal.

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I wanted a black room as a teen as well. The most they would let me do was black curtains, black sheets, and other little stupid things like my desk. They wouldn't even let me use a strobe light in my room because they thought I was doing drugs and tripping out on it, uh, which I was, lol.

Disorderly Man's picture

Since Gavin likes to fuck trannies, the baby could be a shemale.

I see a red door and I want it painted black.

Phoebe's picture

Pastels are pleasing to the adults but don't do anything for the babies.

Black is pointless for a baby.

Black and white patterns are good for eyes to see contrast but once they can see color, they need the bright primary colors.

Okay see, this is why I hate this whole fascination with celeb babies. WHO GIVES A FUCK??? So much time and energy and attention goes into shit that happens every day. I bet at least half the women in here have had a baby. Where's their fucking interview???

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Submitted by Hotnerd on June 13, 2008 - 5:13pm.

Yes, the whole thing about high contrast colors is true with babies. Hence why most infant toys tend to have a checkered pattern or whatnot. After black and white, infants tend to react to the color red. lol, enough with the baby stuff.

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Actually, babies either gravitate towards either red or blue before six months.

They like contrast. Young eyes don't make distinctions well. Sharp contrasts make it easy for them to develop focus.

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It is true that babies (infants) see bold colors, black, white, red.

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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on June 13, 2008 - 5:14pm.

This is exactly why I no longer worship any type of celebrity. They are stupid twats who don't know wtf they are talking about. Douche.
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I wanted a black room when I was 15. The rents wouldn't let me.

Fuckers.