Friday, June 13th 2008

R. Kelly Is Free

What a pisser! A jury in Chicago just acquitted R. Kelly of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury spent less than a day deliberating the case.

R. Kelly denied it was him in the video. His lawyers used "The Little Man" defense. They believe bitches digitally altered the sex tape to make it look like R. Kelly was in it. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

The not guilty verdict came six years after R. Kelly was charged with videotaping himself having piss sex with a girl, who prosecutors say was 13 at the time.

Damn! You know that jury was filled with a bunch of golder-shower-loving sick ass bitches! I'm not surprised. R. Kelly better send the Wayans Brothers a big "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS" basket. "Little Man" saved R. Kelly!

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 3:29pm.

Um, Well if I am 16 and I consent to have sex with a guy much older than that. I don't really see it as abuse. Its illegal but I wouldn't say abuse. Thats just how I look at it.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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Prepare yourselves for the inevitable "Praise Jesus for justice being served" press conference, after which he'll pick up his duffle bag full of kiddie porn and walk straight to his hotel room for a coke orgie with underage girls to celebrate.

I'm so pissed I can't even post a pic to go with the story on my site, I don't want to see his smug little child fucker face.

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R. Kelly HAS been accused of this shit before! That girl LIED on the stand. Off with his head!
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My bf and his best friend went to high school with the "victim" and both can tell you for sure that she did appear in the video (she was in a class with both and said so herself) and has very likely been paid to keep her mouth shut. Besides, she consented to the sex, even though she was a minor so she knew what she was doing... Thanks chick! You just unleashed a child molester back onto the streets...
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Fucking_Classy: I think I love you. Well said.

Tim Russert was only 58. Jeez louise! People in the spotlight are dropping like flies.

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I don't give a shit if the victim testified or not...he's a fucking pedophile. This fucker married Aaliyah when she was 15 because he got ger PREGNANT. He's a fucking pedo.
I knew this cocksucker was going to get off on this shit. If you have money, you can get off on almost any charges. His own brother even gave a radio interview saying that R. Kelly has a thing for young teenage girls. Fucking sicko.
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 3:25pm.

I agree. Major Suico.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

Cocoa Mocha Sugar's picture

I know he did that shit considering, he was fucking my 16 year old friend back in the 90s when he was 25 or 26. It is an open secret in chicago that he routinely chases young girls around. This just goes to show how corrupt the judicial system can be.

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 12:26pm.
But he seems to be a serial perv.

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Exactly why I added the line about him doing it again and hopefully getting convicted.

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Submitted by Larray on June 14, 2008 - 3:26am.
And ladies who are soo disgusted with this verdict, your fathers look at little girls too! trust me - all men are SCUM!
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Are you fucking stupid or what? Don't you realize your little asinine comment just gives men the right to be "scum" because it is "their nature" or some shit like that? Think before you post!

And no, not all men are pedophiles, you sexist idiot!
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M.E.'s picture

LA - so having sex with minors isn't abuse?

Haribo's picture

that pic of him is repulsive. i feel like bitch slapping the fucker :|

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Submitted by Larray on June 13, 2008 - 3:26pm.
And ladies who are soo disgusted with this verdict, your fathers look at little girls too! trust me - all men are SCUM!

ALL MEN ARE NOT SCUM!

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OMG!!!! Tim Russert just died.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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mike on June 13, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Man, y'all sure are pissed. :)
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DAMN YOU MIKE! *pumping fist in the air ala Miss Cleo stilos* You made me laugh

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GID,

Nope. TommyGirl ain't comin' out...just like justice...in this case. Grrrrr

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 3:26pm.

I said abuse.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

Larray's picture

And ladies who are soo disgusted with this verdict, your fathers look at little girls too! trust me - all men are SCUM!

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 3:20pm.

The victim never testified and she says its not her on the type. So the prosecution was trying a case without a victim, IMO.

So far this is the only thing R Kelly has been accused of. He isn't like Micheal Jackson. He may like underage girls but no one has ever accused him of abuse.

HEE PISSED ON ALIYAH AND MARRIED HER WHEN SHE WAS 15! AT LEAST HE MARRIED HER AFTER ALL THAT PEE!
SHE WAS 15! AND SHE GOT PEED ON!

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 13, 2008 - 12:10pm.
If he really didn't do it, then justice has been served. If he really did do it, then he'll do it again and, hopefully, get convicted.

Well said, Momus. Maybe he didn't commit this crime, so he should be acquitted. But he seems to be a serial perv.

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M.E.'s picture

WRONG! This is not the first time R. Kelly has been accused of sleeping with underaged girls. But this is the first time he was caught with a SEX TAPE as proof.

Oh, and alot of victims don't testify because they are too scared.

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Boo!!

I will NEVER buy anything from or by this pedo, EVER!

Justice was NOT served. Mutha Fucka!!!

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mike's picture

Man, y'all sure are pissed. :)

Larray's picture

Everybody has an 'Uncle Robert' who's a pedophile... Just ask R Kelly's manager, who used to bring underage girls into the bar I worked at all the time... Darryl, this lines for you!

PS - R Kelly only would drink Crystal at said place. He had a christmas party one year for family and friends. he sat in the vip section and his so called family and friends had to wait in line to see him in his private party... it was like watching the peons kiss the kinds feet! redonkulous!

stake_spike's picture

Well at least the public knows that he's a sick child loving bastard. Those jurors are idiots! They could figure out that De La Hoya's pictures were altered but can't do the same with a tape?

kdracofan's picture

HEART ANGELINA: gotcha....
One more thing: A man liking young girls, wether he acts on it or not is a pedo.
Guilty or not, Kelly is a sucio. A real sucio.

Beth4's picture

WTF??? Celebrity justice SUCKS!

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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 13, 2008 - 2:20pm.

So I pull out my gun!!!!!

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Hahaha! R. Kelly telling Tom Cruise to get out the closet. Never gonna happen.

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Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 3:20pm.

The victim never testified and she says its not her on the type. So the prosecution was trying a case without a victim, IMO.

So far this is the only thing R Kelly has been accused of. He isn't like Micheal Jackson. He may like underage girls but no one has ever accused him of abuse.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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Crap! He totally did it too. The family of the victim said it was her Heart Angelina, I don't think they would say that if it wasn't true to tear apart their family.

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Cupid's picture

He's probably out celebrating with a bunch of 12 years olds.

Haribo's picture

yep ;/ i just heard that on the radio...he's not guilty...uh huh...my ass!

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HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Well ok. The "victim" didn't have a part in the trial and I think if she alleged abuse then they would have convicted him. However the prosecution's case was pretty weak.
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Er. What on earth are you trying to say on the 1st sentence?

And allegedly? How many times has he been accused of being a disgusting pig? Def MORE THAN ONCE.

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So I pull out my gun!!!!!

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XENU's picture

I'm sure he'll go take a celebratory piss on some underage girl :)

M.E.'s picture

He'll be back to fucking underaged girls by dinner.

I don't know if R.Kelly is free, but he is sure one hell of a bargain!

Miss Priss's picture

OMG.
Really?

Fucked up

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Best justice money can buy. That's how it works, people.

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He is so disgusting. I could care less if he pisses on his cat and calls it Wet Pussy. Any girl who is in a situation like that with him KNOWS what she's doing. Damn ghetto ho'..

If the "victim" doesn't care why should anyone else. She denies its even her in the video. WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY !!!

What a fucking shock that is! I am about as shocked as when O.J was acquitted. Why even bother taking these people to trial they always get off. Just goes to show that certain people do not have to live by the law whatsoever.

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Wait a minute.. He AND the victim said it wasn't them?

*Sweating like a whore in church.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 13, 2008 - 12:10pm.
If he really didn't do it, then justice has been served. If he really did do it, then he'll do it again and, hopefully, get convicted.

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Well said. Parents keep your god-damned 14 year olds out of the clubs.

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No Words's picture

GODDAMMIT TO HELL! That fucking pervert was so guilty! Celebrity (and evil) triumphs again.

HEART ANGELINA's picture

Well ok. The "victim" didn't have a part in the trial and I think if she alleged abuse then they would have convicted him. However the prosecution's case was pretty weak.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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Surprise, surprise. Pathetic.

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If he really didn't do it, then justice has been served. If he really did do it, then he'll do it again and, hopefully, get convicted.

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