Friday, June 13th 2008

R. Kelly Is Free

What a pisser! A jury in Chicago just acquitted R. Kelly of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury spent less than a day deliberating the case.

R. Kelly denied it was him in the video. His lawyers used "The Little Man" defense. They believe bitches digitally altered the sex tape to make it look like R. Kelly was in it. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

The not guilty verdict came six years after R. Kelly was charged with videotaping himself having piss sex with a girl, who prosecutors say was 13 at the time.

Damn! You know that jury was filled with a bunch of golder-shower-loving sick ass bitches! I'm not surprised. R. Kelly better send the Wayans Brothers a big "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS" basket. "Little Man" saved R. Kelly!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Hermosa: nice to 'see you' around this crazy place
& oklahoma: Cigs in NY are officially $9.50/pack

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$9.50?!
Holy shit. And I thought 4.50 was too much! They day they go up to that much it's time to quit. Shit...I should quit today...fuck I'm drinking later tonight

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NY Apples, if you were having sex with adult men at 14 years old, there is something wrong with you, and all of them who participated. Sorry, but that is just gross....and I am NO prude.

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.

Teenagers Are CHILDREN, HA!!! seriously? 13 is a teenager, thirTEEN?

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Right. If people want to argue that teenagers are basically adults then I guess its also safe to assume that these same people have no objections to teenagers doing other things that adults do on a daily basis: going to war, getting married, raising families...etc...

There is a reason the distinction is made. Thank god there are people on here with enough common sense to realize that teenagers ARE in fact children. WTF is this world coming to? Pretty soon people will be saying that you can make adult decisions once you finish pre-school!

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Hermosa: nice to 'see you' around this crazy place

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ELB: i effing love you! lmao

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oklahoma: Cigs in NY are officially $9.50/pack - YES THAT's INSANE!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 4:11pm.

They'd create a new unique blend of their co-mingled stanks, a miasmic cornucopia.

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Kdracofan. *GULP* that is crazy!!
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DevilGirl, I've tried the "buy what he doesn't like" he smokes em anyways.. pfft!

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LCT.. Yes, I will light the cigs w/ my nose, or my brown eye and see if he smokes them after that.. Muah!! LOL

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ACQUITTED!?
A-FUCKING-QUITTED?!!
...and to think, he doesn't even live in Los Angeles.....what BULLSHIT! This gut has sex and pisses on a 13 year old, and is ACQUITTED. Ugh, I am SICK to my stomach.

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He is kinda sexy, to bad he is a kiddiefiddler. To anyone who said having consentual sex at a young age with an adult is ok really dont understand. I had sex at 14 with many adult men, consentually, just naturally very mentally sexually hungry. Anyways, years later I find I am still searching for sex more than the usual person. On top, you miss out on the whole waiting schtick. I hate "society rules", like if a woman has a sexual appetite then shes a whore but a mans just being a man - however on this case its different. 17 is about the right age when you know whats going on and physically and hopefully mentally mature to understand once its done, theres no going back. ( being horny is not the same)

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:10pm.

HA, An adult should know better, consent or not!!
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Yeah, um...and if she was 13 - that's DEFINITELY abuse. Dayum.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 13, 2008 - 3:08pm.

I had to stop drinking Blue Moon *cries* because it was making me so GD fat! 171 calories per beer, so since I usually have like, six, you do the math!

And I seriously couldn't figure out why I had gained 10 pounds...

Mega T Green Tea Dietary Supplement and Michelobe Ultra Light to the rescue...now five pounds lighter with a few more to go.

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Okie:

1) Use his cigarettes as bum crack cleaners. He'll stop asking you to pick them up. I promise.

2) If Sheryl Crow and MM got together I wonder if their stinks would cancel each other out, or they'd become aware of their own stink??

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Damn, now i feel like pissing on someone.

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oklahoma's picture

HA, An adult should know better, consent or not!! If a young 'en is wanting it and asking an old person, that old person should be like Uh, No I don't think so.. Call my cousin Scorpio, He's about your age!! He'll do you just right..

Just stop.. Like really!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Miss Priss - delish aren't they!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:49pm.

WTF is up with Sheryl's "one square" deal? I don't see how that's possible.

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Okie - at $6 a pack right now I've told the hub he needs to fucking quit.

I refuse to buy them for him too.

I say, you wanna smoke, buy the fuckers yourself. I'm not going to aid in you killing yourself.

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:06pm.

Well it doesn't really matter what you call it, the LAW calls it abuse.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Stoney, wanna try a pomegranete martini??????????

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OMG M.E.!!!

I JUST tried one of those the other night

DELISH!!!

My fav for sure. But I usually prefer beer...Blue Moon

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Excuse my manners

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 3:55pm.

@HALA-There isn't much of a difference between children and teenagers. In fact none at all. Most teenagers think and behave like children.

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I don't think thats true.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I am not talking about children. I am talking about teenagers.

teenagers are not called ADULTS now are they?
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No - but less than 150 years ago they were. And, in some cultures, they still are.

Children think they know lots from the get go. As soon as they learn a thing or two (like how to push the buttons on the DVD player, or how to stick the key in the door) that they've got it all figured out.

We've learned that it takes a lot longer than we thought it did things figured out. But mostly, we've just abandoned our teens. See, in the olden days, when they were striking up their own families at a young age, they would have their families around them. Everyone knew everything about everyone (with the exception of a few well-kept secrets) and no one was left to fend for themselves.

NOW - we tell them to go to the mall, play xbox, do their homework...I don't even know of any powerful High School PTAs(maybe you do, and that's pretty cool), actually...and instead of encouraging them and supporting them in responsible activities, we buy them R. Kelly tickets and tell them to have a good time (mostly because it gets them out of the way so parents can have "me" time.)

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LCT, Let just be glad she doesn't date Matthew McConaughey.. That no shower taking motha and her together??.. Oh hell!!! *runs for the border*

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HI SLUTS, OH HOW I MISS YOU GUYS!

SMOOCHES. . .

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Stoney - I pour heavy dear. You may only need two!

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I didn't say it wasn't illegal but if there is consent I am not really calling it abuse. It depends on the situation.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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You know what?? If my husband calls me @ 4:50 to say he needs cigarettes one more time, I'm gonna fucking keels him! I'll do it, too! Like how perfect that he got home and 'forgot' he was out, and I have to Buy them.. Fuck me, those things are expensive!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 13, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 14, 2008 - 3:57am.

ROFL that's high praise coming from a hilarious hawt sluuut like you! ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:49pm.

LCT, Is doodoo butter the same as nut butter? if so, count me OUT! i bet that smells like Cheryl Crow after she pees/poos.. LOL
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Negative. Doodoo butter comes from the depths of rectal hell, while nut butter comes from the willing scrotums of fertile males.
And ew. More like Sheryl Crow all day long. You know stank only gets worse when it festers.

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yes he did it, and yes its wrong. u won't see my buying an r. kelly record. shoot, u wont see me buying any records cuz im cheap. but thats a different story. basically what im trying to say is im not gona spend my hard earned cash to make that molester's wallet fatter. "men" like him disgust me, and there's far too many of them out there.

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Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Fucking _Classy & Angelina Jolie-Pitt: I apologize for the confussion. Regardless it made me laugh.

Its all good over here!

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Hermosa on June 13, 2008 - 4:03pm

HWORE!!!!
BIG HUGS SLUT!!!

Miss you.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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*rubbing eyes* Is that really HERMOSA!?

Hey girly! How are you!?

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Yes, M.E., four please!

And I swear to the dlist gods, if this site freezes up on me ONE MORE TIME, I'll, I'll, I'll...!!!!

I need a drink.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 3:57pm

No responsibilities = No conscience.
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You just said it all, right there. WORD.
Bitches need to pony up for a babysitter.

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Someone thinking this is ok, apparenlty would do the same thing.. I don't care if they don't think they don't have the brains to understand.. or are only 20 or so.. That means they would probably fuck a 12 year old or worse, which is pretty fucking gross!!!!!! I'm taking you to the pound!

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Actually, it wasn't the "Little Man" theory that got him off because the prosecution had an expert say that it would take a life time to alter the tape. What got him off was that they couldn't prove that it was an underage girl on the tape. The girl in question even denied it was her.

I'm conflicted with this case. See, everyone in Chicago knows that he like teenage girls. He used pick them up at the Rock'n'Roll McDonalds but I can't help and feel glad that he wasn't convicted. I love his music!

Ain't that a bitch!

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Fucking _Classy & Angelina Jolie-Pitt: I apologize for the confussion. Regardless it made me laugh.

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ZOMG Compone, ROTFLMAO!
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Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 3:57pm

No, HALA dependent upon, allegedly, their parents to pay the rent, for school, etc...

No responsibilities = No conscience.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 14, 2008 - 3:57am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I am not talking about children. I am talking about teenagers.

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No, you are clearly talking out of your ass.
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Stoney, wanna try a pomegranete martini??????????

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 3:54pm.

One would think, being supposedly only 5 years older, that it could remember what life was like, and what sort of decisions it made. Oh, yiikes, sorry, my bad, that was just me being rational and using logic again. I forgot, it doesn't apply.

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OH shit.. That's funny. Tiny Shoes

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I am not talking about children. I am talking about teenagers.

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No, you are clearly talking out of your ass. Good to know that you'd trust a teenager to make critical decisions, though. I hope to God for your sake, your life isn't dependent upon said decision.

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@HALA-There isn't much of a difference between children and teenagers. In fact none at all. Most teenagers think and behave like children.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 2:49pm.

*sips martinis together in deep understanding*

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No Words
Many teens are over sexual they don't really have the mental capacity to understand the harm done at least not at the moment a 16 year person is not mature enough or worldly enough to know,
it is ok for a person to have sex with a 9 year old because she said yes, according to some people here its ok, because the child agreed
Same with a 16 year still not mature enough still developing, that is the worse time to seduce a teen, insecure, immature undeveloped person not fair

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:52pm.
*sitting outside your window*

im in the closeeeeeeeet
im thinking i have to peeeeeee
i hear your man coming
uhhhhhhhhhh
i just peed a little looking at your tiny shoes
uhhhhhhhhh
im in the closet

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"I am not talking about children. I am talking about teenagers."

- So if a fourteen year old consents to having sex with a 24 y.o., that's okay then.
OK, I get it now.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

LMAO Cornpone!