Friday, June 13th 2008

R. Kelly Is Free

What a pisser! A jury in Chicago just acquitted R. Kelly of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury spent less than a day deliberating the case.

R. Kelly denied it was him in the video. His lawyers used "The Little Man" defense. They believe bitches digitally altered the sex tape to make it look like R. Kelly was in it. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

The not guilty verdict came six years after R. Kelly was charged with videotaping himself having piss sex with a girl, who prosecutors say was 13 at the time.

Damn! You know that jury was filled with a bunch of golder-shower-loving sick ass bitches! I'm not surprised. R. Kelly better send the Wayans Brothers a big "THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY ASS" basket. "Little Man" saved R. Kelly!

Posted by: Michael K


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Yikes. Hope it feels better.

I'm out, y'all. Have a good weekend!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

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M.E. draw a moat around it and some flags or something. It can be your Skin Base.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
ROFL-- Once again, you illustrate my thoughts perfectly. That said, Barbie is such a whore, she's always jabbing a foot or a hand where it's not supposed to go.
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Yes, she is a whore with her huge fake tits and blonde extensions. Always cheating on Ken with GI Joe. Hey Barbie, guess what? JOE'S GOT HERPES!
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Yeah, WTF is up with Barbies sharp ass hand always finding it's way into your ass?

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Can I just clarify that the Barbie leg-poke was not intentional. I wasn't into Barbie-leg-dildos at 10 or anything.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:32pm.

Dammit, if i liked chicks, i'd stalk you. Seriously.
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In the good way, or the 'you're such a tool that I just want you to die' way?

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Stoney, considering it's size and how "deep" it was this way will minimize the scar. Had she just plucked it out, I woulda had a hole in my leg.

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
ROFL-- Once again, you illustrate my thoughts perfectly. That said, Barbie is such a whore, she's always jabbing a foot or a hand where it's not supposed to go.
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Yes, she is a whore with her huge fake tits and blonde extensions. Always cheating on Ken with GI Joe. Hey Barbie, guess what? JOE'S GOT HERPES!

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:31pm

YW, doll. No, that would have hurt worse, and is a lot messier.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 4:11pm.

Oh shit! Why didn't she take that fucker off?!?!

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

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"The only instinct I had that young was when my Barbie's leg poked my no-no place in the bathtub and it felt tingly."

Dammit, if i liked chicks, i'd stalk you. Seriously.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Yeah, Usher way back when he was still rather decent, 8701 tour - good times. But you're right, they think they're adults because they are asked to make adult decisions, and sex is such a big part of the music industry. I just don't understand the people that sleep with them when they KNOW their age. Like Usher, he looked 10 when he was 14. What grown woman would do that?

I just have a problem with the whole "forced" part - I could be wrong, but I doubt they were forced as in raped. It's more tit for tat, and they agree. Sure they're kids and can't think too far, but a producer offered to do a demo for me when I was 15 if I fucked him and his friend and I had sense enough to say no (my friend fucked him and you should hear the tracks he laid down *snicker*). Think it has a lot to do with how you were raised, what values you have, and how much the end justifies the means.

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Thanks Kizzy, DebfromHell. Now I'm wishing I would have let her shave it off! LOL.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Kizzy,

True, it is mostly 'known' regarding to abuse, but you could've just walked in on your mom & dad doing the wheelbarrow at the age of 3 or 4. Doesn't take much, just way early awareness.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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M.E., maybe something like one (or two stacked) of the large bandaids will work as extra padding until swelling goes down. make the bandaids pookey though. DO NOT wear panty hose until then. Go with cotton/linen pantsuits and knee highs. very mother pants but it needs air to dry out.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.
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ROFL-- Once again, you illustrate my thoughts perfectly. That said, Barbie is such a whore, she's always jabbing a foot or a hand where it's not supposed to go.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Kizzy,
your right most people have either through the media or been raped or touched inappropriately and supress the memory. The latter really isnt the case for me at least, but its not rocket science either, people bodies are genetically made for this specific purpose.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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@Pernicious

She told em she was 19, but that could have turned some R Kells shit as well.
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I would never defend a known pedo, but therein lies the problem w/ underaged broads. I'm only speculating here that your cousin looked every bit of 19 and the supporting act took her lie at face value, which is what most dumb males do.

From my understanding, the R kelly chick showed fake I.d. to get into this club. What do you do at this point if you are security? There are plenty of chicks who sure as hell dont look 14, nor do they act 14.

Go Lakers!!!

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.
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Double yiiiiiikes. Great spot for it, right where you're going to hit it on everything!!! That's going to be sore for awhile, then. It probably still won't burst. The freeze-blisters are weird, they look like they going to pop, but they're actually pretty tough. Take it easy, doll, hope it feels better soon.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.

Nobody "instinctively" knows. You were obviously too young to remember, but you were exposed to some sort of sexual situation in the past in order for you to be so over-sexualized at 14.
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The only instinct I had that young was when my Barbie's leg poked my no-no place in the bathtub and it felt tingly.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 13, 2008 - 5:27pm.
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Nobody "instinctively" knows. You were obviously too young to remember, but you were exposed to some sort of sexual situation in the past in order for you to be so over-sexualized at 14.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Kizzy, yeah I know not to touch it but FUCK! It is on the top of my leg, right above my knee on the thigh.

I keep hitting it on the underside of my desk.

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if there was a dog, this azzhat would be rotting in a effing jail, while finding out about the prison hierarchy regarding rapists and pedophiles...

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 5:42pm.

I totally forgot about Usher, you know that Diddy took him when he was 12 or 14 to a strip club and he saw all these naked chicks. Im more than sure he lost it around 14 as well, the problem with the entertainment biz is that they treat kids like adults, maybe cause they make so much money they think there adult like. There was also that guy from b2k if i remember correctly who said he and the other band members were forced to have sex with their producers and friends. Ricky Martin has also said he lost it to some woman when he was 12 when in a boyband, and im sure he was also forced into it with adult men. Same thing with Lou Pearlman, and his boybanders. Nick carters child voice is an indicator...

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 5:11pm.

Yiiiikes! It won't burst unless you hit it on something. The swelling and blister is freezer burn. Don't burst the blister yourself, just let it go, it will take a few days before it starts to go down, and will eventually turn into a scab and slough off.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Kizzy,

LMAO @ Mr.Burns

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 8:52pm.

JS is a giant, but everyone KNEW how old she was. Rumour has it she fucked Robbie Williams when she was 16 after some UK award show. Not sure if it's true, but he must have been 32 or something like that, and wasn't shy telling people he wanted her.

This is fucked up, but I was on Usher's tourbus in Copenhagen when I was 21. The bodyguard asked to see ID for us to enter, and our friends showed him and got on. I refused to cos I was with my cousin who was 17, and I was drunk and it's a fucking tourbus. The support act Royce said fuck that and let us on. It was an experience, and though my cuz loves me for it, I still kick myself for allowing her on it. She told em she was 19, but that could have turned some R Kells shit as well.

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Off Topic - so, 8 years ago with my first pregnancy, I got this, like red mole like growth on my leg. Well, it's never bothered me, hurt or anything, but I finally got sick of knicking it when I shaved and bleeding for 9435798 hours. Soooo, went to derm on Wed. she froze it. The GD thing has triples in size since then, like a huge blister and it hurts. I'm afraid the fucker is gonna burst!

Ok, carry on....

peeing on and effing little kids is ok now? In 6 years maybe the mole was removed? He did it and walked. He can join the club with OJ. Michael J, and Robert Blake along with others that walk away no matter how much evidence points against them. The real pigs are the mothers that buy there daughters his stuff.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Stoney on June 13, 2008 - 5:27pm.

Goes to show everyone develops differently, I can honestly say Ive never been afraid of the dick, and I first saw one for the first time, online (bless the internet) when I was 12. You know your a real whore when the first thing you do when you get a computer is look for sex pics. Reminds me when I blew of Disney world so I could stay home and well you know. But even before i saw a penis online I knew what went on sexually, dont recall being taught it, just intuitively I knew man goes in and ta fucking da.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

@Angel_i- I long for the days when I would come home from pre-primary, watch Ultraman and Johnny Socko and play with my Dawn dolls and Barbies. No bills, no responsibilities, no drama. Just me and my cats and dolls and my mom, serving up the frosty chocolate milk!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 5:03pm.

@HALA- When you said "ok fine but it is to diff. to notice the similarities" I haven't a clue what you meant by that.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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Kizzy,

*tenting fingers ala Mr. Burns*

Excellent.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.

I just ♥ the way you think.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

@HALA- When you said "ok fine but it is to diff. to notice the similarities" I haven't a clue what you meant by that.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 13, 2008 - 4:53pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 4:49pm.

Is it wrong i am hoping youknowwho snapped and might have a jail house birth???
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I was hoping for maybe a uterine hemorrhage but yours sounds nicer. Let's go with that.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on June 13, 2008 - 4:49pm.

No I meant at ten I wanted to have sex, so since 10 to 14 I waited for it.
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Good God. At 10 I'd never even seen a penis and was scared to death of them. Nothing had changed by the time I hit 14. 16 was only when I started getting horny and I held off until 18 when I knew that if I was one of the unlucky few that got knocked up on the first go I'd be OK.

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I didn't even know what semen was until I was 12, and that's because some older whore told me and corrupted my ass! I really don't understand how you can want to have sex (or even understand what it is) at 10 years old, but hey...I did go to private school and was pretty sheltered, so what do I know?

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 4:43pm.

What do you mean??? What wasn't clear???

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 4:52pm.

No worries! The Samoas went in first. Then the blender. Then the ice. It's all about priorities!!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 3:33pm.

@HALA-I never thought of myself as a child at 10, but I was. I never thought of myself as a child when I was in my teens, but I was. Now that I am not a child, I sure a fuck wish I still was!
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LOL! I feel that all the time; youth IS wasted on the young!

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LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 4:49pm.

Is it wrong i am hoping youknowwho snapped and might have a jail house birth???

Oops, On T: He's freak and pedo and deserves a punishment. Maybe HALA can be his new spokeswhore?
Two birds, one stone.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 4:48p
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Pass me the vodka and kahlua?

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Kizzy,
Please don't forget the snacks!

kisses!

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Submitted by Pernicious on June 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.

JS is a fucking giant, like 6"1. If anyone mistook her for an adult when she wasnt I could at least understand. I heard she fucked for tracks, Perez defintiely promoted that rumor. But the producer who said that, later apoligized and said it was bullshit. I do not like joss stone, but I will believe it didnt happen. However, sex for career gain is as old as time, even "supposedly" Madonna started that way in the ny club scene. It worked.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 3:30pm.

I fucking developed early, like in 7th grade.. Had big ole C cups..

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I was like that too - I had dirty old men to the right of me and dirty old men to the left...thank goodness that right in the middle was a gang of guys (my cousin and his friends) who adopted me as their little sister. Good guys - I wasn't allowed in the pool hall, they talked to every guy that talked to me, they even argued with me over guys who, ultimately, turned out to be assholes...

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 4:48pm.

If'n y'all want to gimme the key to the fallout shelter, I can go ahead and start stockin' up on alcohol in there.
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"That's absolutel bullshit and I don't believe it for a second. X17 doesn't shit. I know for a fact that Angie, Brad and her kids are resting comfortably at Waldorf in New York as she's there promoting Kung Fu Panda. So x17 can shove it up their asses."

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LCT - exciting and intruiging.

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Stoney,

No I meant at ten I wanted to have sex, so since 10 to 14 I waited for it.

"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 4:47pm.

LCT, Bradiful - x17 has the pics.

No update.
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How EXCITING!

Is it bad that I'm excited? Perhaps this means we won't have to look at AJ'S smug face for a long time.

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Love Carrottopelina.

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If'n y'all want to gimme the key to the fallout shelter, I can go ahead and start stockin' up on alcohol in there.

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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥