Afternoon Crumbs

George Clooney looks so cute.I love him.He is my favorite. I support him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@@@@@@########---"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.

Is Nikki Cox going to be Daffy Duck in a movie or something?

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Wtf, Heidi Montag has a bigger chin than Rumer Willis!

Damn you, Nikki Cox.

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♫ my lady, she went downtown... she bought some broccoli... she brought it home... she's choppin' broccoli... ♪

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Go on with your fat ass KK! For all us girls with the fat cabooses, represent! I'd still turn lezzie for her:)

WTF @ Nikki Cox??!! *cries* She was so beautiful. I sure hope she has a lawsuit against the butcher that effed her up. She's plain stupid for messing with perfection.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

EEUWW EUUWWW at Kim Kardashian. Kourtney's body is 100x better, IMO.
That fat ass is nasty, and they photoshopped all her cellulite out. She was on the cover of FITNESS MAGAZINE last month.....WHY?

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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee

The low rent girls that sign on to play Clooney's beard come and go but the male "friends" are always present.

Larson's farewell tit job was probably in the contract.

Kim Kardashian is heading straight to the chunky side. I see now why she has to use a heavy-duty spanx.

Charlize Theron, now that's a beautiful and talented actress.

Damn! Shitloads of heavy layers of makeup do Heidi Montag good. Her face is fucking huge, man!. She could apply to play the part of Hell Boy with that huge face. Man, she's homely.

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Clarisse

♪I don't care 'bout that♫

lol

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Excuse my manners

Submitted by Marybel on June 13, 2008 - 2:00pm.
*zing* "closeted and homosexual"
Lory nailed it.
George's buttmate...I mean boatmate...looks gay, bored, and rented.
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Do you think boatmate dude charges by the hour or by the inch?
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Let me dirty up your mind.

*zing* "closeted and homosexual"
Lory nailed it.
George's buttmate...I mean boatmate...looks gay, bored, and rented.

Miss Priss!
Hello!! Everytime i see your avie i sing "I don't care what they say about us anywayyyyyy"

Johnny Lee Miller is a beautiful british boy!
I have my fingers crossed that they bring back Eli Stone!

LCT,
GB movieathon, oooh, it'll have to be tomorrow. I have the 2nd season of The Riches tonight! Tonight is all Eddie Izzard!
(i did watch PS, I Love You last night again!*

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Run, it's the clergy!

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 2:38pm.

if a person is more comfortable single, can't fault them for that.

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Sure you can, if the reason they are more comfortable single is because they're too weak and immature to support an actual relationship.

Independence is a vital step in the self-developmental process, but it's not the final step. The final step is interdependence.

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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08

Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 2:52pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP,
Dump him. You have to make room for Gerry in your life...no room for scuuurdie cat boys!!!
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Haha but then what am I going to do about sexy times? I have no time to go to the bar! Once Gerry comes along, he'll have all of my room. In every hole. Tee hee. Let's have a GB movieathon.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Clarisse

I LOOOOVE sick boi. Mmmm JLM!

and Hello to you!

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Excuse my manners

LOVE CARROTTOP,
Dump him. You have to make room for Gerry in your life...no room for scuuurdie cat boys!!!

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Run, it's the clergy!

GIG,
"a person is more comfortable single, can't fault them for that."

I luv you, i honestly love you...

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Run, it's the clergy!

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Anyway LCT, don't know about the Mommy issue thing, but if a person is more comfortable single, can't fault them for that.
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Touche. I'm just especially ripe about this 'cause I had the 'where are we going' conversation with the bf last night and didn't hear what I wanted to, so non-committal men make me want to launch grenades today.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Heidi: you ugly
you ugly
you ain't got no alibi
you ugly

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Excuse my manners

DeeDee,
I know...it makes me sad. Edward, come back dooooown!!!
Did you get your PC load letter shirt???

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Hi Aphid!

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Excuse my manners

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:44pm.
There is something so sad and pathetic about a man that absolutely cannot commit to any one woman.

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You're right. The ability to commit depends on emotional maturity; this is just proof that some people grow OLD without ever growing UP.

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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08

MissPriss. Oh I love Mary L too. loved her in Boys on the Side. lil bitch!! *tears up*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by Miss Priss on June 13, 2008 - 10:41am.
Charlize is so GD hot. We all agree. Love her.

And I have to confess...Kim K. might be a super skank whorealina....but I think she's gorgeous. Her body isn't perfect, but somehow it suits her...her butt's a little too much, but what the hell...some dudes are into that shit

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Totally agree with everything you just said.

Happy Friday sluts!

Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:31pm.
I love that chicks Green Shoes in that Weeds advertisement over there!! Zing!

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Me too! I like the chick too! Mary Louise Parker. Love her too. Watch Weeds on Moday!

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Excuse my manners

NOWords.. I agreee, Love the Charlize. She's awesome. I'd let her check my mail!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Charlize is so GD hot. We all agree. Love her.

And I have to confess...Kim K. might be a super skank whorealina....but I think she's gorgeous. Her body isn't perfect, but somehow it suits her...her butt's a little too much, but what the hell...some dudes are into that shit

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Mike was harsh? That was actually one of the politest statements I've seen him make. ;-)

I love Charlize Theron...she is absolutely gorgeous, and so down to earth, too.

And anyone who thinks otherwise is a jellus h8r. (-:

Nicki Cox is only 30??? My 58 year-old neighbor looks better than she does. Not.Kidding.

Elizabeth Hurley must be riding the menopause train - she's looking HEAVY.

Kim Kardashian's butt is TRAGIC!!! It needs its own wagon.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 1:20pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 2:18pm.

Yeah, but it's better than getting married, not have it work and get divorced. Just saying. He has said many times he doesn't want to marry. At least he's up-front about it.
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I agree, but a dude who avoids a marriage he wouldn't be able to stay committed to either, it's all the same. Good on him for not taking the marriage+divorce route, but at the same time, work out your Mommy issues Clooney.
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(Sorry for copying the whole thing Sluts, I have a short attention span and forget what the point was and... uh...)

Anyway LCT, don't know about the Mommy issue thing, but if a person is more comfortable single, can't fault them for that.

DeeDee: I loved it...thank you-you hot slut you!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:44pm.
There is something so sad and pathetic about a man that absolutely cannot commit to any one woman.
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In Clooney's case, I don't think sad and pathetic are the right words. I'd go for closeted and homosexual.
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I think it's sexy.

Seriously. As long as he's honest about it. Why does everyone have to want to commit? Why can't some people just float? (Heh. I made a funny:)

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Lean Like A Chola

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:44pm.
There is something so sad and pathetic about a man that absolutely cannot commit to any one woman.
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In Clooney's case, I don't think sad and pathetic are the right words. I'd go for closeted and homosexual.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Edward Norton is the sh*t!!! He can do no wrong.

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
What the hell has Nikki Cox done to her face? Nikki's only 37 for chrissakes!

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It gets worse! SHe's only 30! actually duck (quack quack) lips.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com

I love that chicks Green Shoes in that Weeds advertisement over there!! Zing!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

ubmitted by mike on June 13, 2008 - 2:22pm.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by mike on June 13, 2008 - 2:14pm.

That was harsh. What makes you say that???

I wanted to beat everyone else to the punch.
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Mission Accomplished, Mike. LOL

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

I dont find anything particularly interesting about Charlize's face or personality. She is just blah to me. The only movie I liked her in is The Italian Job. But, I just liked the movie. Dont know if it really had anything to do with her.

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Muahahahaa

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by mike on June 13, 2008 - 2:14pm.

That was harsh. What makes you say that???

I wanted to beat everyone else to the punch.

Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm

Woah, That's pretty Random!!

haha.

Submitted by mike on June 13, 2008 - 2:14pm.

That was harsh. What makes you say that???

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

MSubmitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm.

LMAO!!!!! How dare you!!!! You changed my words around. I thought for a horrified second that I had actually written that.

THEN YOU SHOULD GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS THEN BITCH IF IT IS THAT EASY TO CONFUSE YOUR ASS!
STAY OUT OF MY GARBAGE CANS!

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 2:18pm.

Yeah, but it's better than getting married, not have it work and get divorced. Just saying. He has said many times he doesn't want to marry. At least he's up-front about it.
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I agree, but a dude who avoids a marriage he wouldn't be able to stay committed to either, it's all the same. Good on him for not taking the marriage+divorce route, but at the same time, work out your Mommy issues Clooney.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm.

LMAO!!!!! How dare you!!!! You changed my words around. I thought for a horrified second that I had actually written that.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm.

Woah, That's pretty Random!!
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Random? Heidi is a fake, ridiculous, attention-seeking whore. We should have seen this new love affair coming.

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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.

SWEET JEBUS Nikki!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 12:44pm.

There is something so sad and pathetic about a man that absolutely cannot commit to any one woman.

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Yeah, but it's better than getting married, not have it work and get divorced. Just saying. He has said many times he doesn't want to marry. At least he's up-front about it.

Besides, Sara Lawson is coming off very opportunistic right now. The stupid interview and all.

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WISH GRANTED! >:)

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:14pm.

I think Angelina is cute and all but she is noooo Heidi. I would never compare those two. I just find Heidi waaaayy attractive. I like her personality alot to.
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Woah, That's pretty Random!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:57pm.

I think you've demonstrated time and time again that you are in fact insane.