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Yes, it's this trick again! Sarah Larson visited Christian Audigier's offices yesterday to talk about a possible modeling job. And of course, she brought the paps with her. Christian gave Sarah some outfits to try on and "model" in. TyTy Baby would not approve. Sarah isn't smiling with her eyes. She's hardcore butt fucking with her eyes. I really want to trip that sofa over.
I know this ho needs to make cash now that George Clooney isn't putting money in the bank anymore, but, but can't she just shuttle off to Hustler's offices already. Better yet, homegirl needs to write a damn tell-all! I want all the greasy, shitty details of the Clooney's sex life.
Below is video of Sarah and Christian. It's a strange experience hearing her talk. I always say to myself, "She speaks?"
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shes really pretty but she obviously cannot model.
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She is such a pile of crap. I hope she enjoys her 15 minutes.
at first I thought she was Lucy Liu..
Boy she's trying too hard to look sexy isn't she..
I know this ho needs to make cash now that George Clooney isn't putting money in the bank anymore, but, but can't she just shuttle off to Hustler's offices already
Well she sorta bears a resemblence to Tera Patrick in that couch Picture...
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I thought she was trying to be a dumb hollywood attention whore, but I'm starting to wonder if she's actually doing these publicity stunts as a spite Job against Clooney! If She is, I might forgive her! As for Airing his dirty Laundrey I have a message for sarah, cause She probably does read the blogs: Sarah, get your ass on Howard Stern and Dish the dirt immediatly! HAHA! And OMFG people, did you here that designer mention the name Angelique in the video? could he mean the Greatest Rock of love girl ever!!!??
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She looks like the Dollar Tree version of Kimora Lee Simmons.
Is he the same douche working with jacko on a new line of clothing?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Damn...she's not going to go away, is she....
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Seriously! If I were in her shoes I'd do the complete opposite out of embarrassment. She's becoming quite the famewhore.
Damn...she's not going to go away, is she....
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Ah, thanks Sheeps:) Now I feel all fancy-like...LOO-BOO-tawww, AW-dih-zhay, BOO-shwaan, EEVZ-saan-loraan...LMAO!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She reeks of desperation.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on June 13, 2008 - 3:51pm.
So is it pronounced, OW-digger or AWWW-dih-zhay?
aw-dih-ZHAY (in French, anyway).
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This whore will slowly crash and burn. Infact, that's already happened. At least she had George Clooney with her before. She has NOTHING now!
I was waiting for someone to say "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey
So is it pronounced, OW-digger or AWWW-dih-zhay? Nevermind, I don't really care that much. LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Is she high or something in these pictures?
It's becoming more and more clear that George was right to cut this one.
spooky.
she has a dead look in her eyes.
strange expression, i don't know she could be pretty ...if she had more soul?
his shirts are soooooooooooo 2yrs ago! lol.. i admit it,i have one, but i only wear it when im home with sweatpants.. thats it! lol
This greasy toe sucker wants the feet that Clooney jizzed on. Suck away.
I think she is pretty, but look how spindly she is! If she looks that scrawny in photos, I am scared to imagine her without the 10 pounds the camera adds!
Naturally skinny girls are beautiful, but when skinny girls diet down to this, it looks bad to me, and annoying!
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HA! i thought she was that next top model chick. LOL She is still fugly though. LOL Then again so are his clothes so does it work?
she's a user...that's why he broke up with her. she used his fame to build her career...disgusting. couldn't she just be happy with having the man that so many women want loving her...hollywood is f-ed up!
Christian is one hot daddy. I would totally have fun times with him but I'm not wearing his tacky clothes. As for the next top mess. That girl is so ugly and can't model anything. She is awkward and not attractive. You model clothes so people buy them. I look at her and think there is no way I am putting that stuff on if I'll look like that. LOL
I still think her contract with Clooney was up, so they're both free to pursue their true interests.
Joe Francis needs to be her agent.
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I'm with ya Dr. Funk- I see an Ed Hardy shirt, etc. I turn AROUND. Why broadcast your dick status?
His shit looks like Forever 21 and Torrid had a one night stand. Look how he is leaning into her in that shot. He has a pervy lascivious look to him. She'll fuck him for more 'jobs'; he knows she needs to cash and 'fame' now.
Go ahead, girl, POSE THE PAIN AWAY!
You didn't get the picture with her opening up her legs!!!! She had on panties that time. You are right The C Word, if we stop commenting the attention whore will go away.
That dress is cute though.
The official clothier of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION claims another one.I'm gonna try not to let the fact that I think she's hot be ruined by this new reality.Just collect the check baby.
I half expected the voice of Krista Allen to come out of her. The resemblance is creepy. Krista's cuter though.
Why are there paps inside of the office? She really needs to stop with the photo ops, she's gonna come out looking like Phoebe Price, which isn't a good thing.
PUULEAZZE!!!!
That bitch had like 6 pics is her so called portfolio!!! Does she really think she can be a model? I doubt Sarah can do classy; she seems to have mastered that white trashy on nyquil look. SHe also moves like Pinnocchio before his strings were cut....wooden.
Lady, stop making a sorry ass spectacle of yourself. Stick to what you know, cocktail shaking and cock sucking.
In the video, what struck me was the fact that he told her to leave her purse upstairs. Was he afraid that she might leave with some of the samples or designs?
Submitted by Cindyloo on June 13, 2008 - 11:56am.
From the pics, she looks quite tall. I just read where people listed her as one of the 100 most beautiful people in 2008. Serious?!?
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Look at her competition: The Olsen Trolls, Slick-Nic Kidman, BritBrit the Frapp Queen, and LiLo.
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From the pics, she looks quite tall. I just read where people listed her as one of the 100 most beautiful people in 2008. Serious?!?
I wonder. Is she really that broken up that she and George have split. Maybe she was using him all the time so she could be famous (in her own mind).
Hmmm, competition with Phoebe Price?
I love this...I will bet George Clooney is so damn embarrassed by his golddigging, fame whore of an ex-girlfriend.
Submitted by Lor on June 13, 2008 - 1:31pm.
What happened to dignity and self respect?
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After her "modeling" audition she tried out for third chorus girl at a titty-bar in Fresno.
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What happened to dignity and self respect? She is not model quality, unless she's trying out for "Top Model". Maybe she should do that. Someone tell this idiot that her 15 minutes are up, and spare us having to watch her public self-humiliation. Sad.
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She's got "Napoleon Dynamite's fake girlfriend glamour shot" face. nice.
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I have a bad feeling that Ryan Seacrest is going to give this bitch a reality show about going from Vegas cocktail waitress to dating Looney, getting dumped by Looney, then back to trying to make ends meet while breaking into show business.
Oh, the drama.
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I am getting a PP vibe from her...
In that first picture, she looks like she just shot up some pure "H"...
Maybe she should concentrate on a career in social services...
Skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, skank, baked beans, skank, skank, skank and skank
It's funny to see her begging for work.
I wonder if she blew him afterwards.
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VaNcItY on June 13, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 1:10pm.
HAHAHAHA. Bang on.
I had a good comment, but now I've forgotten what I was going to say. Damn cush.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 13, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Is she canadian? And I also resent that comment. I love all loonies and toonies. Last week I was in Vegas, and when you put a 5 in the pop machine it gives you back these token things that look like loonies that you have to exchange for change at reception. Why not just have actual loonies? That makes no sense.
What happens when you are really really thirsty and you only have a $20 bill ? You get $18 back in quarters? That's ridiculous.
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Isn't she a bit OLD to start a modeling career?
why is her face so shiny? can someone get her some powder or something? or those oil blot sheets?
Sweaty Whore!
Eh.
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