Jenny & John Go Public....
Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband. I forget his name. This was one of John and Jenny's first public events together. A source told UsWeekly that the two were "canoodling" throughout the night. The source said, "they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night." And then everyone barfed, Hazmat was called and it was just a big disaster.
I mean, I know Johnny does it good (or so it has been claimed) but damn! People were eating! That keep shit to yourself! Get a private room, closet or gutter!
You know, they sort of make a cute couple. Sort of....... It's only going to end with Jenny cutting up his favorite shirts with a kitchen knife while Alanis' first album plays in the background.
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What a doucherific pair! Vinegar and Midnight Musk!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 10:16am.
it counts!
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I am not a stalker.
I don't have a penis, either.
Unless a 9in purple strap on counts.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I love the word candooling.
Well you would you stalking tranny bot!
Dumb asses love all sorts of shit, like lickint electrical outlets and putting spoons in the microwave too.
Go tuck your dick and stop stalking me !
J. Aniston actually looks really good in this pic. They kinda are cute.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
DAYUM!
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Dick happens! - MK
WHO CARES!!! LET THEM HAVE SOME FUN!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 12:05pm.
wow Joane, did you cuttabeesh (your man, of course)????
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Eep! Would you like me to do it? Cuz I'd totally be into that.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
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wow Joane, did you cuttabeesh (your man, of course)????
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by weenielover
LMAO! he so does! :>
Could it be the same car but one of them was the designated driver when they left? Maybe Monica?
No. the dashboard and rearview mirror are different
Jen's body is more like a Funhouse to Mayer than a Wonderland.
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I know a lot of people hate both of them, but I like her so much better than Angie. She also seems like she would be ok to hang out with. I guess it's ok that they're dating but it's not a big deal really...
he looks like Skeletor Anthony...yuk
I just gave birth to my daughter when this pregnant woman walks in, introduces herself and proceeds to tell me she is having my man's baby the next day. I think Aniston is strong enough if this douche leaves. Woaman are stronger than we think.
Ah! New love! It's so...
temporary.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
I love the word candooling. They look good together. I really think this is the real deal and I am excited for Jen. I think John has found someone who gets his humor but at the same time is mature in a way he needs to be. Jen has found that wild and passionate thing she hasn't had in a long time. John is also so really really funny so I know he makes her laugh. Congrats to them. I hope he goes to a movie premiere with her...its been awhile since she has had a date on the red carpet.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
I'm so tired of hearing about this shit. I wish they would hurry and break the fuck up already.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
He's going to give her the sensational, lavender fields, summer's eve, patented John Mayer sex treatment when they get home.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
how old is he?
I'm so relieved for her that she's finally got a reasonable-looking man. Who cares if he's a douche or about to dump her ass any second now for his next victim, at least she doesn't have to look like a desperate, biological clock-ticking man-stalker any more. And it puts two fingers up to that smug-faced bitch who got the brad Angelina Jolie as well which has got to be a positive in anyone's book right?
That second picture of Oscar Meyer I mean John made me pee.
O that's a tell-tale look The look of a woman who is dating a real douche. It's that look of "No one can hold him but me!" Good in bed, but her little heart really can't take another crack can it? Makes me think she's got some kinda quarterback/cheerleader fetish going on...
I think poor Jen needs to find herself some nice background, maybe even older man. Someone who won't stomp on her cute little face when he's done with her.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
This is me.... not giving a fuck
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Let's get dangerous.
Alanis' first album in the background - MK, you kill me. Tragically, I've soo been there.
They look good together. Jolie will be after him next.
He looks like Marc Anthony!
She looks like she's desperate to make sure the camera sees them together and he looks bored.
How long do you suppose this little drama has before the front page break up news? LOL!
I'd like to think they're both in on the scam but I expect he doesn't tell his 'leading ladies' that he's only there til the 'new' wears off.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
This is just the weirdest couple ever. I look at them and I get that same icky feeling I get when I look at Scary Spice in a bikini. Like a Dementor effect.
*thinking to myself: the Brangeloonie(s) must be ripping her hair off*
Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by The C word on June 13, 2008 - 9:43am.
Really don't care but noticed that Courtney and David came/left in separate cars.
Could it be the same car but one of them was the designated driver when they left? Maybe Monica?
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I thought that at first, but if you look, the interiors are different (see dashes).
How bored am I at work right now? :D
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
O man...I think they look cute together
Yup, Jeniffer looks as excited as as little kid in a meth laced candy store, I'm scared.
Submitted by The C word on June 13, 2008 - 9:43am.
Really don't care but noticed that Courtney and David came/left in separate cars.
Could it be the same car but one of them was the designated driver when they left? Maybe Monica?
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They are both like a yeast infection; itchy, smelly, and full of cheese.
Isnt there some kind of medication or an insert to cure this?
Damn!
Janiston looks fucking busted!
She is not aging well. She's starting to look like a Palm Beach divorcee.
Really don't care but noticed that Courtney and David came/left in separate cars.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Is he younger than her? I'm not going to hold my breath; she hasn't had the greatest luck lately.
and then I vomited all over my keyboard
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Let's get dangerous.
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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