Jenny & John Go Public....
Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband. I forget his name. This was one of John and Jenny's first public events together. A source told UsWeekly that the two were "canoodling" throughout the night. The source said, "they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night." And then everyone barfed, Hazmat was called and it was just a big disaster.
I mean, I know Johnny does it good (or so it has been claimed) but damn! People were eating! That keep shit to yourself! Get a private room, closet or gutter!
You know, they sort of make a cute couple. Sort of....... It's only going to end with Jenny cutting up his favorite shirts with a kitchen knife while Alanis' first album plays in the background.
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*totally fucking creeped out*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
How do you explain the same time stamp you dumb stupid twat???? some ppl are sooo fucking queer
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 13, 2008 - 1:56pm.
My daughter has a brother 1 day older. I probably would have killed him if I were younger.
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I bow to you for not staying with the fucker. My bff's mother was talked into staying with him for the baby and so "she could have a man by her side". Who convinced her of such a feat? her mother, her father her grandparents and her older brothers. They said it was normal that men had their flings. It was about 27 years ago and her chauvinistic family was very old fashioned and admired by society at that time. I guess that didn't turn out very well...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I'm fine having a big chuckle at the tard Angelina Jolie-Pitt.
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In fact, I would hazard a guess that this is a supporter HALA (my new fave name for you! I made challah once when I was 11:)...but sarcasm reads funny the internets, dontcha know.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I don't know about obsessed but they certainly hate me.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Lets fuck!
Get nekkid you fat bitch tranny!
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Still talking to yourself!
Im Angelina Jolie, When i want something i get it!
Ask Jen!
Now i want YOU! YOU HWAT MOUND OF FLESH!
@Joanne- You sound like a wonderful woman to have been mature and sensible enough to raise your child without the fighting and drama that could have ensued. I hateto say it about your ex, but karma has happened to him. It sucks to have to sink to the bottom, but as you said, it shows you the strength you have when you get back to the surface and flourish! I am in the process of swimming back to the surface. It's hard, but I will get there! Your story is far more shattering than mine, so I have hope!
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Well its actually a tactic to get me to go but I am never annoyed enough to. I don't think I am nearly that bad that someone has to do what that poster is doing. Its shocking that someone thinks I am so bad that they created a whole account to attack me. Its unsettling
You said it! They are pretty much obsessed with you.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:00pm
Actually now that I think about your starting all this shit becuase your bored and you want some drama hags are often bored I'm sorry now i feel bad for you...
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:00pm
Oh whatever just think what you want I really don’t give a flying fuck anyways? Can I just ask you something? From what I've read in this thread what has HA done to deserve you and your retarded ranting against her? What are you plotting are you going to taunt her until she snaps back at you then try and get her banned again like the dumb jealous as hag bitch you are??? Go get laid or something you have way to much time on your hands if you can find someone.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Well its actually a tactic to get me to go but I am never annoyed enough to. I don't think I am nearly that bad that someone has to do what that poster is doing. Its shocking that someone thinks I am so bad that they created a whole account to attack me. Its unsettling.
I am not supposed to have people who understand me Uwish, so of course you and I are the same person. I keep telling these people that they would never faze me enough to result to creating alts but they think I am weak. Which is their underestimation of me. Just screw em if they keep thinking we're the same person.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 10:30am.
I'm just impressed you picked it up. Close friend?
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O - You can believe that I bagged my hands first and got that hysterical mommy voice on when *they* almost touched it! But yes - a very close friend.
It was pretty funny.
I have another good story about her...once when I was taking care of her daughter after school another time, she started jumping on the bed.
I said: O don't do that, you'll break it.
No, I won't.
Yes - the frame will break, see?
But I hear Mommy and D- jumping on the bed ALL NIGHT and that one never breaks!
(Aack!) Just get off the bed. Now.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Ain't Windows a wonderful thing? Bless Bill Gates little peabrain-pickin' heart...
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by Lory on June 13, 2008 - 1:56pm.
My daughter has a brother 1 day older. I probably would have killed him if I were younger.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 12:53pm.
I am in a good relationship, poor dad isn't doing as well.
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I'm glad to hear it! Obviously, there is some justice in the world!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by amle on June 13, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I love the word candooling. They look good together. I really think this is the real deal and I am excited for Jen. I think John has found someone who gets his humor but at the same time is mature in a way he needs to be.
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Yeah I agree. They look very relaxed together
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Yeah, I believe Jen and John are making each other happy. It shows.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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What does your baby say?
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Thats a picture of my old girlfriend when she was a baby. Shes smoking a cig and asking if we want to take a dip in the hot tub with her after nap time or something.
I dont know, I got my assistant to red it for me.
In fact right now im stradled on my assistants back and ive got his hands an im smashing the key board with his fingers so i dont have to dirty mine up.
SIT STILL BRAD! YOU ARE TYPING FOR ME BITCH!
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Ok now that was hilarious. Bwhaahahahahaha!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I just gave birth to my daughter when this pregnant woman walks in, introduces herself and proceeds to tell me she is having my man's baby the next day.
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Cheesus, that is one of the craziest things that I've read; I dunno how long ago that took place, but I'm rendered speechless.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I'm fine having a big chuckle at the tard Angelina Jolie-Pitt. I'm in amazement that these assholes come on here and blatantly start shit then want to call the bad guy. Oh and we are the same person right! I don’t even want to frustrate myself trying to convince the hags I'm not your alter ego.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 10:30am.
I'm just impressed you picked it up. Close friend?
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I love the word candooling. They look good together. I really think this is the real deal and I am excited for Jen. I think John has found someone who gets his humor but at the same time is mature in a way he needs to be.
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Yeah I agree. They look very relaxed together.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 11:56am.
I just gave birth to my daughter when this pregnant woman walks in, introduces herself and proceeds to tell me she is having my man's baby the next day. I think Aniston is strong enough if this douche leaves. Woaman are stronger than we think.
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Oh man that was fucked up! Why oh why didn't you kill him? Cases like that are the ones where murder should be legal. My bff's dad did the exact same thing to her mother. Needless to say my bff has a sister her OWN age, born on the SAME DAY! Her mother stayed with the fucker (those were other times) and now there is no single day she doesn't regret it. He never left the other woman until very recently when she called it quits, how convenient! just when he got cancer detected! Guess who is the one holding his head when he's throwing up after a chemotherapy session? YES, the same woman he would yell at and call ugly. The same woman he rarely gave money to... Good thing you got rid of the fucker Joanne. You lost about 160 pounds of unnecessary fat! You go girl!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on
You are sooooo stupid!! Ha! I'm the one and only I don’t post on any other site shit head! You can have all the theories you want to but I'm sitting back laughing at your dumb ass because your WRONG stupid hag!
Alts piss me off.
How crazy do you have to be to create alts to defend yourself and talk back and forth to yourself.?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Thanks, that was 13 years ago. The best thing about women is we can sink to the bottom and rise to the top on our own. Her dad has a good relationship with her because we kept the uglies to ourselves. I am in a good relationship, poor dad isn't doing as well.
Submitted by Nectar on June 13, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Oh, I know. I am just humoring her, I have had alot this in the past.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:39pm
You are the same person.
Im Angelina, im tired of being stalked.
You think i dont know about you from Pop Sugar and Just Jared?
Always giving my ass a bad name!
Stop talking to yourself, keep your tranny ass out of my garbage cans.
HA, ignore, it's one of those twats with a mental problem or alchy problem.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:45pm.
LOL. I am totally aware of the injustice. I have had alot of hecklers like her, she doesn't faze me.
How are you???
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Yeah you were the one that got booted off huh...
some hags are are just so stupid!
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 1:33pm.
LMAO!!!! Yeah I wear support hose and dig through trash. LMAO!!! Are you serious??? Come on, whoever you are, give me a break...please. LOL.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Are you kidding with the shit to HA?
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 1:30pm.
OMG!!!! Thats hilarious, I am sorry. Thats my biggest fair when I have kids they'll find mommy's goody drawer.
My goodies are safely tucked away. My dog can't find them, if I use them I put them up as I can. My mom and my little brother are over at my place all the time. They never call first.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
@Joanne- Wow, what a terible story. I thought the man I recently broke up with was a bastard. Hope things are going good for you now!
Awww, how special.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 13, 2008 - 11:48am.
This is just the weirdest couple ever. I look at them and I get that same icky feeling I get when I look at Scary Spice in a bikini. Like a Dementor effect.
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Bwhahaha! Did you also feel like you would never be cheerful again? I know I would! LOL. Eat some chocolate, it helps.
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 1:24pm.
LOL. I don't even take my garbage to the dumpster and you think I would go through trash??? Thats hilarious.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
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A word of advice: Keep your little doggie away from your purple tranny part!
I was bringing my friend's daughter (really, it wasn't me! Not this time!) home from school and when we got there, there were little bits of pink, sparkly dildo rubber all over the place - which, of course, fascinated the kids. Luckily I found the *ahem* base before I had to answer too many questions.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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What does your baby say?
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Thats a picture of my old girlfriend when she was a baby. Shes smoking a cig and asking if we want to take a dip in the hot tub with her after nap time or something.
I dont know, I got my assistant to red it for me.
In fact right now im stradled on my assistants back and ive got his hands an im smashing the key board with his fingers so i dont have to dirty mine up.
SIT STILL BRAD! YOU ARE TYPING FOR ME BITCH!
Submitted by KC Sunshine on June 13, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Alanis' first album in the background - MK, you kill me. Tragically, I've soo been there.
me too girl!
OT-john is so effin hot!!! i like them together...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Well I wouldn't use a strap on with my BF. I understand why yours looked at you like you were crazy. LOL. I didn't buy it either, she did, my ex.
However there are lots of toys you could buy for your man that he wouldn't object to using with you.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 12:24pm.
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What does your baby say?
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Joanne - you are a good woman. I don't know if I am that good, lol!
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 9:56am.
I just gave birth to my daughter when this pregnant woman walks in, introduces herself and proceeds to tell me she is having my man's baby the next day.
Dang, that's the hardest thing I have ever read on DL....
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 1:05pm.
LOL, I just said good luck and you can have him. I was 38 at the time, talk about stupid, I won the cake that day!
OT- I don't think she is desperate for any man.
I hope she is getting some good action, then I hope she dumps his ass.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Stay out of my garbage cans bitch!
LA -
I have never used one but I am so jelly that you had the balls to go get one. Every time I bring it up the bf looks at me like I am crazy.
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Let's get dangerous.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Really??? I haven't used it in a really long time. Well I can't, I have no one to fuck with it.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Wow, someone is even adopting the trait of the heroine and tipping us off to her naughty sexual proclivities!