Friday, June 13th 2008

Jenny & John Go Public....

Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband. I forget his name. This was one of John and Jenny's first public events together. A source told UsWeekly that the two were "canoodling" throughout the night. The source said, "they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night." And then everyone barfed, Hazmat was called and it was just a big disaster.

I mean, I know Johnny does it good (or so it has been claimed) but damn! People were eating! That keep shit to yourself! Get a private room, closet or gutter!

You know, they sort of make a cute couple. Sort of....... It's only going to end with Jenny cutting up his favorite shirts with a kitchen knife while Alanis' first album plays in the background.

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Nectar WTF are you talking about.

ChubbyWubby's picture

She's tossed away the birth control pills and wants John to do her 20 times a day until she is knocked up!!!

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Submitted by No Words on June 13, 2008 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 12:54pm
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I mean, damn, I had to go to an appointment, completely left, and I come back, and here we go again on another thread. JEEEEEEEEEZE.

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Uwish, You are totally sweet. Let them say whatever they want. I really don't care. I save my fight for when I need it. Now ain't it.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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I never thought I'd say this, but:

Can we PLEASE go back to talking about what a douche John Mayer is?

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Nectar - you do realize your talking to yourself right?

And he's touching himself while he does it.

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*passes the Fuck Out* Oh shit.. LOL

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Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 1:55pm.

ANOTHER THREAD COMPLETELY DOMINATED BY HALA.
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And another thing: She didn't even do it! It's everyone's damn fascination. Enough. It's boring and it sucks the life out of life.

That is all.

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Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:54pm.

And you're sitting here doing the same thing. So, where's your job? What kind of life do YOU have??

Do you begin to see how stupid it is to make statements like that?

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I cannot believe this shit is STILL going on.

See you guys on the Nite Crew.

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Ok, Enough. Seriously, I'm gonna report all y'all if you don't shut up about it and I NEVER say that so you know you must be damn annoying by now, right?

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008

I’m sure you are desperate to meet up and have some tea with me but I think its because your desperate to meet up with anyone because you’re a LOOOOOSER! Are you married? Is your husband bored with you? I get that feeling from you I know its random but something tells me you’re a lonely fat neglected house wife.

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Nectar, I don't care who started the petition. I know why they did it. I could have pleaded my case to a mod or MK...but at the time I figured it was pointless. All I can do now is try not to aggravate the situation any further. I am not attacking posters, cussing them out, or doing any name calling. So I am fine.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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Submitted by Nectar on June 13, 2008 - 11:44am.

Who looks like the biggest loser? LA or the person who started a PETITION! Who was that again?
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The person asking in this thread who the biggest loser between LA and the petition asker is? Just saying!

Of course it is one of your regulars. An outsider wouldn't care about HA. Give up? Can't guess it?

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Submitted by Nectar on June 13, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Who gets that low? Only one of your sweet little regulars on here, that's who. Everyone just loves her. It is someone who is veeery friendly with that good for nothing who started a petition against LA. I mean, who does, that? Start a petition on a gossip site? A control freak personality who has no control over herself or anyone else for that matter. How much of a LOSER do you have to be to start a petition or even bother reporting people? Just walk away from your PC and into your life. That is, providing you have one. Someone actually started a PETITION! I can't even wrap my head around that. When was the last time they held a job?

Okay I love you now! And don’t you think its a bit fucked she gets banned from the site comes back from what I have seen hasn’t said anything offensive but yet someone comes on the thread with their main purpose being to harass her.

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Nectar - you do realize your talking to yourself right?

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 11:08am.

Too funny! Sounds like things are good with mommy and daddy and more bunnies on the way.
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LOL! They had 2 more kids, in fact.

So much hatin' going on today (and not the good kind)...I hope it dies down soon...

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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola

The one on here is not AJ but really close with her on here. That PETITION person posted why she started the PETITION early in the Angelina thread yesterday. Admitting to it. ADMITTING to it! I'll go there later to see who it is. Wait, no, I know who it is.

@Lory- No doubt. Dr.Phil should see this and maybe a trip to the Dr.Phil house would be in order! I think I will throw a chair!

There is a large office where people are all laughing over the country fuck reporter and the poster on here who started a PETITION! Become a volunteer somewhere but DO NOT start a PETITION! Who looks like the biggest loser? LA or the person who started a PETITION! Who was that again?

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http://jenniferaniston.celebden.com/?p=561

Doesn't she say this about everyone she dates?

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He looks really good. I guess Jen agrees with him. I am happy for her, i wish i was getting some of that.

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Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:35pm.

LMAO!!!! Now Uwish, I can't believe that. No, I am sure its just intense dislike. This one poster is a heckler, with the crazy accusations don't worry about her. She can heckle me all she wants. I don't care.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 11:08am.

Too funny! Sounds like things are good with mommy and daddy and more bunnies on the way.

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i don't feel like bashing aniston today..i'll let her enjoy her douche dick..for today..
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sexy motherfucker...

Someone actually went into the forum with their time and started a petition! MY GOD! It's not a kid, either.

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I love these threads... It's like Springer with keyboards.

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Hey Muff diver 33

When you have several acounts like this twat does, you can put each one at a diffrent time zone.

Look at your own profile tard.
You can use whatever time zone you want.
It is quite easy to sign in and out of one account to another.

Lap top and desk tops used at the same time.

Does it smell when you wear your ass as a hat?

Really asshole yeah thats it! We are not the same people someday hopefully you will understand this and you wont be too hard on your self for being a dumb stupid cunt like me and HA know you are.

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Who started the petition then.. Quit doing rhyme times, and squeezing limes in these cuts the size of dimes, DUDE! Do tell.. Make me some fucking coffee and spill those beans!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Who gets that low? Only one of your sweet little regulars on here, that's who. Everyone just loves her. It is someone who is veeery friendly with that good for nothing who started a petition against LA. I mean, who does, that? Start a petition on a gossip site? A control freak personality who has no control over herself or anyone else for that matter. How much of a LOSER do you have to be to start a petition or even bother reporting people? Just walk away from your PC and into your life. That is, providing you have one. Someone actually started a PETITION! I can't even wrap my head around that. When was the last time they held a job?

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.

I don't know about obsessed but they certainly hate me.

Doesn’t matter if they hate you or not they are still obsessed. I bet they have a shrine of all your post in their closet finger and cut them selves at the same time thinking about you. Scary people seriously are in desperate need of a life or a man or both.

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OMG, AJPitt.. @ turds talking! LOL

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:31pm.
im not sure what kind of shits you take muff diver, but mine doesnt talk to me.

no but i am sure you talk to it as well as yourself

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Submitted by amle on June 13, 2008 - 2:26pm.

Good to know. Its not much different expect I cussed people out a lot more. I have refrained from doing that because its not nice and I want to get through to people, they won't listen if you name call.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.

Lets fuck!
Get nekkid you fat bitch tranny!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Still talking to yourself!

Im Angelina Jolie, When i want something i get it!
Ask Jen!

Now i want YOU! YOU HWAT MOUND OF FLESH!

Wow you’re so cool and you make so much sense! Well at least your retarded ramblings are making me laugh and I’m getting some entertainment.

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Angel i..LOL Oh yeah, They totally turned yellow for a second..

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 2:24pm

What did she do in this thread this time around? She didnt say jack shit to deserve the bull shit from what I can see. It blows my mind that you feel its okay for A-jolie-Pitt to just come out of no where and start taunting the shit out of her and she cant say anything in defense thats such bull so immature.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 13, 2008 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 10:23am.
It seems Sibyl has invaded D-List....
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No, this shit makes Sybil seem completely sane.
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This might be more of a "When Rabbit Howls" deal.

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Nectar.. i think they just walked in thru the doggy door. Like.. WTF? Who gets that low anyways.. *scratches pubes*

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 1:24pm.
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Dude. I thought that was corn.

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 13, 2008 - 2:24pm
Keep believing your own shit idiot

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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:12pm.

I don't know about obsessed but they certainly hate me.
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I dont hate you. I just dont agree with 95% of what you say so far. But, maybe lots of stuff was said before I started posting here. There must have been an all out brawl or something ;)

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Here's the sad thing. AJ is one of the regulars on here who is going after you but too embarassed to after you as herself. Here's how you tell who it is. The times of the posts, the lack of posts by "the regular" at that time or the absence of who is posting. It's someone who got really turned on by you getting miffed in the AJ thread yesterday early on. Now, by accident I figured out who the regular is. They are not attractive like they THINK they are and they were skirting the subject of the post in the AJ thread pretending to be into something else. Then, of course an IP address (you don't even need that). I know who it is. When it showed up is the give away. Guess who?

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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 13, 2008 - 10:23am.
It seems Sibyl has invaded D-List....
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No, this shit makes Sybil seem completely sane.

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Angel i.. ok Thanks.. I about lost it there for a minute!! Quick, Hold these peas! Wha??

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Angel_i I like HALA. Its cute. LOL.

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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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It seems Sibyl has invaded D-List....

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WISH GRANTED! >:)

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Deep Breaths, Okie...

and focus on my eyes...I think we're gonna come down soon...it's gonna be ok, just breathe...

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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
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Submitted by Lory on June 13, 2008 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by joanne on June 13, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 13, 2008 - 1:56pm.

My daughter has a brother 1 day older. I probably would have killed him if I were younger.
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I bow to you for not staying with the fucker. My bff's mother was talked into staying with him for the baby and so "she could have a man by her side".
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Meh. Having no man by my side means what I say goes. End of discussion. Wait, what discussion? Seriously, that makes it pretty worth it when I see what couples go through.

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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
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Sorry this is for Angelina Jolie-Pitt Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 1:35pm.
How do you explain the same time stamp you dumb stupid twat???? some ppl are sooo fucking queer