Jenny & John Go Public....
Johnny and Jenny attended some humanitarian event at STK in Los Angeles last night with Courtney Cox and her husband. I forget his name. This was one of John and Jenny's first public events together. A source told UsWeekly that the two were "canoodling" throughout the night. The source said, "they had their arms around each other. She was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. They were touching each other non-stop all night." And then everyone barfed, Hazmat was called and it was just a big disaster.
I mean, I know Johnny does it good (or so it has been claimed) but damn! People were eating! That keep shit to yourself! Get a private room, closet or gutter!
You know, they sort of make a cute couple. Sort of....... It's only going to end with Jenny cutting up his favorite shirts with a kitchen knife while Alanis' first album plays in the background.
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Submitted by Jenfraud on June 13, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by CrazyGal on June 13, 2008 - 3:56pm.
meaningless life? Because she didn't sell her uterus to the highest bidder
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Well, we are led to believe Aniston was MARRIED to Brad, whom she supposedly love, honor and cherish. Is that what you call "Selling her uterus"? That's right, she did say that he wasn't the love of her life on PRINT, so I guess it was just what it was, a BUSINESS MERGER. Until Brad decided to start his life of love and family, that is. Jenny poo got the short end of the stick since her movie industry clout disappeared with Brad. That's why she and her fans are so bitter. Too bad.
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I see you're making alot of friends over here! You really should go back to Jared - you're just embarrassing yourself over here. People are starting to call you "crazy". That's usually a sign that you should call it a day.
Does anyone remember the article in one of the rag mags about Jolie going to a seer and she predicted her movie and life will flop?
Gross, we are being invaded by Just Jared Brangeloonies. They aren't just obsessed with Brangelina - they are unhealthily obsessed with Jennifer Aniston. They want her dead and they rant about her more than Brangelina. I'm not an Aniston fan, but WHY would someone hate her with a passion because she got dumped by her husband for another woman? Brangeloonies CREEP ME THE FUCK OUT. They are missing a few screws.
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Brangies like to put Aniston down because they think she is the reason most people dislike Jolie. Personally, I dislke Jolie because she is fake. Its not easy being slapped publicly like that. She handled it well, and thats when I started liking Aniston. I disliked Jolie after broadcasting her limo fuck with BBT and the brother tongue kiss on national tv, she will do or say anything to stay in the center of attention. I am tired of seeing her photoshopped face. I hope Aniston is having fun. The brangaloonies made me dislike her more with their nonsense.
Why do the "brangeloons" want Jen to be unhappy and alone and yet, always print that she's so pathetic for "not moving on"? Life moves on for everyone, not just for brangelina. I'm sure Brad is very happy for her...and if he's not, then he's the turd I suspect him to be anyway.
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"forever.now" I guess those grammies Mayer was nominated for and won, last year isn't the kind of "music talk" you think he should be getting? *eye roll* and John is only 8 years younger than Jen, still very acceptable. For example, Brad is 12 years older than Angelina.
I am not sure anyone is still talking about this, but remember a few years ago when people only talked about john meyer for his music?
it was around the time of room for squares and the cd after it. something about this picture made me think of the old john. I didn't really care for his music, but he had a lot of fans who took him seriously as a musician and a songwriter.
someone asked if john is younger than jen. he is at least ten years younger. very likely he dreamed about meeting her back when he was in high school and she was on tv. :)
They are a cool ass couple. Look fine together. Well done Jen - kick those haters in the ass. I wish you well!
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Submitted by peaches on June 14, 2008 - 12:21am.
Well said. They totally humiliated her for no reason. WTG Ryan!
Johnny and Jenny seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Submitted by Pinochle P. Knuckle on June 13, 2008 - 6:22pm.
---It's "nuptials".
"Take our picture -- we're a "real," "hot" couple! TAKE OUR PICTURE." This "relationship" is about as convincing as the one she had with Vince Vaughn, which is to say not at all. It reeks of PR setup.
Let's see how long it will take him to dump her and then make fun of her on his blog. What a guy!
And is it my imagination, or is he starting to look like a slightly more filled-out Skeletor?
Submitted by noneya on June 13, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Jen looks happy. Leave her alone. Look at what Brad and Angelina have been doing the last couple years,that has to be brutal.
I don't mind that Brad and Angelina fell in love with each other, people can't help that sometimes, I understand he wanted children, but this I do agree with, for them to get photographed so soon after the split,and to be so indiscrete, that was mean! They didn't have to do that, and yes they could have avoided it! Ryan Philippe waited a whole year after his split with Reese before being in Public with Abbie Cornish, who supposedly was The Jolie in that split. That was very classy and respectful of both of them! obviously he cared about reese's feelings, and she at least understood how much something like that could be hurtful. The other Woman isn't always a preditor she-wolf, I certainly don't think Cornish was.
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This relationships CANNOT work out. It's just too weird. If it does, I will have one less sad celebrity woman to feel sorry for.
Ok - I know who he is now! He's the guy who sounds like Van Morrison! I love that Waiting on the World to Change song.
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Canoodling throughout the night and these are the pictures that papz got?
I hope She's Just Not That Into Him. He's smarmy and the lyrics of Douche, Douche, Douche, Douche of Earl, Douche, Douche come to mind.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Jen looks happy. Leave her alone. Look at what Brad and Angelina have been doing the last couple years,that has to be brutal.
Very true PPK, thank heavens for small mercies.
They look good together and Aniston looks happy.
OK, have you ever noticed--even though it's printed in all these magazines--nobody ever actually SAYS outloud "canoodling."
Because that's a stupid-as-shit word!! And while I'm at it, nobody ever says "nuptuals" either!
...but then again, I live in SC. We prob say "gropin'" or "gettin' hitched."
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 13, 2008 - 4:27pm.
You are one nasty human being. I hope you find peace someday.
If he lets Jen go,then he will definitely be a douche bag. All those bimbos he's dated, he finally gets one with brains and beauty. Very rare in Hollyweird.
How much friends money do you think this is costing her? When will Ashton tell her she is being punked?
i agree -- for once the girl is smiling!
dick it does a body good!
although john mayer is just a cesspool of leftover simpson family jizz eww!!
Submitted by CrazyGal on June 13, 2008 - 3:56pm.
meaningless life? Because she didn't sell her uterus to the highest bidder
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Well, we are led to believe Aniston was MARRIED to Brad, whom she supposedly love, honor and cherish. Is that what you call "Selling her uterus"? That's right, she did say that he wasn't the love of her life on PRINT, so I guess it was just what it was, a BUSINESS MERGER. Until Brad decided to start his life of love and family, that is. Jenny poo got the short end of the stick since her movie industry clout disappeared with Brad. That's why she and her fans are so bitter. Too bad.
SHES SMILING, and looks happy, and relaxed! A good dick will do that for you. She should enjoy it while it lasts, sooner or later Mayer is gonna move on like he usually seems to do.
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 13, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Really, we should all thank Ms. Aniston for being so stupid and shallow for Brad to leave that meaningless life with her. He got tired of watching sunset doing nothing!
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So, wiping dirty asses is your idea of doing something? and I ain't talking about the kids. Why is Aniston a selfish woman with a meaningless life? Because she didn't sell her uterus to the highest bidder and is eager to buy as many kids as she can just to have them raised by their army of nannies? Give me a fucking break! This from a happily married woman of 3 with a great job! Go back to justjared so you can light a candle to Angelina Jolie's twat. Goddess of fertility in Psycholand alias Brangeloonyland. I've never hated Angelina or Jennifer but Angie surely won the Psycho fan base lottery.
@Keane- He is a singer/song writer/guitarist. I live here and I have successfully avoided hearing any of his music myself. Not my style. Prodigy, Clash, Lords of Acid more my style. He is just a douche bag who brags about his conquests and sexual prowess.
I guess all the fucktards have arrived now that Fraud is here.
Kizzy: Haha! Maybe something for wee beginers? say, Dr. Seuss?.
It's compeltely ironic when someone is claiming someone else is hungry for drama, when this poster always comes here creating drama and personal bitch fights. I would like to see the annoying posters really leaving Dlisted to live their oh-so-fullfilling life and really fuck off. What I find odd is that the three annoying posters have similar personalities and even write similarly. Birds of a feather or something else? Ho hum.
Angelina Jolie-Pitt could you please drop the personal attacks, for crying out loud?. Thanks!. Starting bitch fights as a hobbie is not cool.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Oh Mr. Huvane, you really are earning what you are paid for, and we are so lucky to see it LOL! The day the "Hottest Daddy" poll comes out with Brad on the top, "Charity isn't my thing" only-gives-QUIETLY-Aniston decides to strut out to a charity event, wearing the anti-Jolie-Pitt-baby-boyfriend-du-jour? Well done, but still transparently frivolous. Really, we should all thank Ms. Aniston for being so stupid and shallow for Brad to leave that meaningless life with her. He got tired of watching sunset doing nothing!
What the holy hell?
ANYWAY back to John Mayer and Jenny Aniston - please could someone tell me who this guy actually is? He seems super-famous in the states but no-one in the UK has ever heard of him. All I know him for is dating Jessica Simpson and Aniston. Does he actually have a job? Or is he just a professional gigolo to the rich, famous and dateless? Seriously, this is the only impression I have of him!
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Yup you nailed it I'm a fat tranny! Something tells me I was dead on when I said you were a lonely fat neglected housewife though... Well I'm going to stop feeding your hunger for drama now and get back to my life I'd suggest you do the same but... well I know you don’t have one apparently.. c-ya! Sorry to anyone here who was just reading a gossip blog trying to have a laugh. MK is a funny ass bastard Love him so I'm going back to what I came her for in the first place to read his blog and laugh. HA I know its hard when people come here with their sole purpose to harass you but fuck em your better than that.
Lory - I know. Kinda coincidental that this necar character and sugarshit are on my ass at the EXACT same time though.
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by rotten_egg on June 13, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Dictionary has far too many syllables to be understood.
OnT: I can't believe Jennifer Aniston is actually doing this to herself. She thought people had the impression she was a chump before, she cemented it with this douche.
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Let the dogs bark M.E... If your life were so pathetic and boring, why would this person read about it? Unless you've filmed a few movies and released a few records and you haven't told me anything about it. If that's so, can I get your autograph please? I have this little book and you'd fit perfectly well between Sally Field and Shakira. ;)
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Aaaaaaand cue the most boring vanilla publicity-whore couple in the media today. The only way this could be worse is if Chestica were involved.
Seriously, we all know what's gonna happen -- he's gonna get sick of her clingy, yogacentric, no-job woe-is-me ways, and she's gonna go wail and whine and have lesbian sex with her "goddess circle" to console herself.
So should we write about celebrities or Heart Angelina's teen angst and her troll knights on a shinny armour?. It's distracting!.
And can the village idiots use other type of insults besides hag, fat, housewife, old, etc.? The dictionary is your friend.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
*shrugs shoulders*
The best way to deal with a troll, or any poster that pisses you off, is to ignore them. No offense intended.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 2:56pm
I really am sorry to bother someone here whoi is just having a nice conversation or some light hearted fun like yourself. Not to sound like I'm five but AJ-P started attackiing people first.
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I appreciate that. It's just that, regardless of where it starts - it has to stop somewhere. Obviously, it's not going to stop at the point where you all sing a happy song and dance in a circle about how great it is have this opportunity to share, so it should just stop. It really does seem, to me, quite infantile to continue an argument for months and months about nothing but the fact that someone hurt your feelings or (even worse!) that someone is deluded or confused. There comes a time when you just need to get over it, you know? Like, really get over it - not just say you did and then go off at the slightest thing -
There are TEN people, easily, going on about this all day every day. It freaks me out because that's how I left it months ago. It's like the damn Iraq war. I've read everyone's opinion so many times on the subject that I know them off by heart. I don't even have to read them anymore.
And if you think I'm doing all this whining for myself, I'm not. Mostly, I can ignore it - but I do often think of how new people might feel if they should happen to stop in...or the fact that I'm not seeing a LOT of posters that I really LOVE to read. Seriously - it's having an impact and it's not a good one. PLUS, it's not good for you, either, to spend so much energy being angry. Be happy! It keeps you young!
The End. By Angel_i.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 13, 2008 - 3:06pm.
This wasn't about Angelina Jolie. This was about the heckler who has Angie's name. It had nothing to do with an argument about Angelina. It was nothing like that. I didn't even think it was a big deal, everyone else is upset but me.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
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Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I have a job and times flying with this bullshit! But anyways your right in a sense its not fair to group every house wife together and I wasnt just the looser lonely neglected ones like Aj-p.
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That makes you just as much of a loser lonely neglected one as anyone you call out on here.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by No Words on June 13, 2008 - 3:10pm.
One should be able to slag on whomever one want, and not be cursed out for it. I loathe Angelina Jolie with a white hot passion, and I get sick of being told that I am "lying" every time I comment on her.
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ITA and add "or disagree with her opinion in any way."
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 2:57pm.
I have a job and times flying with this bullshit! But anyways your right in a sense its not fair to group every house wife together and I wasnt just the looser lonely neglected ones like Aj-p.
I don't know how long this relationship will last, but I like them together, and they seem to be having fun, so good for them!
Submitted by Uwish on June 13, 2008 - 3:11pm.
fat tranny psycho!
Submitted by angel_i on June 13, 2008 - 2:56pm
I really am sorry to bother someone here whoi is just having a nice conversation or some light hearted fun like yourself. Not to sound like I'm five but AJ-P started attackiing people first.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 13, 2008 - 2:05pm.
She's tossed away the birth control pills and wants John to do her 20 times a day until she is knocked up!!!
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Thank GAWD! Because I was on 3 already!
John Mayer, John Mayer. WHO ARE YOU?!?
People like this are funny to me because I only really know them through here...
Did he sing that song "Beautiful"? I remember hearing one song once and thinking: Meh. S'aright.
I do believe a lot of his fame is wrapped up in his dalliances (fun word!) yes?
If Jenny's smart she won't be taking any donations from that guy before she gets a ring and a solid pre-nup.
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Hey SugarPie do you have any nectar left?
Kind of odd being called out two places at once with the same personal attack.
Kizzy.. I know!! Like shit already! its like, "i'm being a rude fucking bitch to everyone", then for the next 88,000 posts "i haven't done a thing, and don't cuss" then 2 more people that are looney tunes are on here saying the exact same things, and they are talking to each other saying "i love you, you love me, we're a happy sloppy seconds dog fucking tree" damn!
*pops xanax til i overdose*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
OMG, why is everyone getting so personal on here and fighting? I don't think Angelina or Jennifer give a rats ass about any of us. Is it really worth it?
People who like Angelina should be able to say so without getting personally attacked, and people who like Jennifer should be able to do the same. Everyone has a different opinion. Why is it ok to slam someone for liking one or the other? If HA isn't saying nasty things and only defending Angelina, why must she be bullied and called a loon?
I don't think that's fair, and I know other people would be upset if it were them getting picked on.
Just let it go.
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