There's No Way This Bitch Plays "Trust Games"
The other day, I posted pictures of drunk ass Naomi Campbell falling down in Italy. Her agent claims she wasn't drunk and gave the dumbest excuse ever.
The agent told The Sun, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”
Does her agent think we were just beaten over the head with a Blackberry? Like Naomi plays "trust games." The bitch doesn't trust anyone! She probably gives the mean eye to her mirror reflection thinking its giving her dirty looks.
Besides, nobody with a pulse would play that game with Naomi. If you dropped her ass, you might as well call your family and tell them to make funeral arrangements.
Trust games?! Try again!
Image: INFDaily.com
ShareThis
Yeah - we used to play "Trust Games" all the time when we were younger. Other versions include:
Allowing your BFF to rest her drunken head in your lap on the ride home.
Passing out cold in a room full of drunken rugby players who have access to markers and razors.
Peeing (drunkenly) behind a tree while shielded by friends....assuming they remember that's what they're doing...
Now that I think about it, the "trust" factor doesn't exist without the "drunken" factor at all, really.
♥ Insert sigline here. Lean Like a Chola
Her PR also believes in Santa and the Easter bunny.
I misread the part about it being hot there. LMAO! I thought the PR person was saying that the trust game was hot in italy at the moment. **collapses to floor from laughter**
============
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
LOL the trust game AND it was hot? Pick an excuse, spokeswhore.
*************
A video movie could improve your life.
Bwahahahahhahahahaha!! Too bad she didn't crack her skull open.
The Trust Game involves falling from a height backwards into the awaiting arms of your associates. A better excuse would have been, "I was doing a backbend in the middle of the street because I am the adorable Naomi Campbell and can do whatever I want, whenever I want--or else!"
Stinkiest excuse I've ever heard.
Naomi needs to grow the f*ck up already.
***************************************************
WISH GRANTED! >:)
Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
I think the only way Naomi Campbell could be described as sick is sick in the head, or properly mental. The woman is a totally drugged-up, aggressive, hateful alley cat man-bitch and always has been. She's from just down the road from me in sarf london and believe me if you knew the area that's all you'd need to know about her. How does the saying go - you can take the girl out of Streatham, but you can't take the Streatham out of the girl.
lol, I don't believe they were playing, but I would let her fall.
hahah jesus christ!TRUST GAME????? how moronic is that?? it did make me laugh though! hahah
hey lets play the trust game! hahahha fking idiots!
This guy was playing the trust game, too
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-drunk-chair1.jpg
PATHETIC
Submitted by anorexicfatty on June 13, 2008 - 11:48am.
I was just curious if her hospitalization had anything to do with this. I never knew why she was sick and she looks so bad in this picture. I can't hate on sick people.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Try again indeed.
You are brilliant~ laughed my ass off on that one.
HA, please don't tell me you have ANY sympathy for Naomi. She certainly doesn't deserve any. I wouldn't have sympathy for her at this point, if she had cancer......
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 11:00am.
Naomi was hospitalized awhile ago so I am wondering if that had anything to do with it.
----------------------------------------
Read that and thought you were wondering if YOU had anything to do with it!
LOVE NAOMILINA/HEART NAOMILINA.
Crazy is as crazy does.
********************************************
"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
I totally agree with the below comments. Just what I was thinking!
What the hell kind of GD excuse is this?! If you're going to pick something stupid, pick it & stick with it! I like how first she chalked it up to a "trust game" (bitch, please...), but then added at the end that it may have been the heat. Which one is it, idiot?
Her PR sucks. At least Hohan has the old I have asthma, got any cigarettes?
---------------------------------------
Hekkie - that's exactly what I was going to say. Who the fuck is this PR? PR bullshit rule no 1 is stick to one vaguely plausible story and defend it to the death. NEVER repeat NEVER come up with the most ridiculous excuse ever and report it as fact, then offer a completely different explanation as another possible reason. Even a 5 year old trying to lie their way out of who took the last cookie from the cookie jar knows this! If I were her PR I would have said she got her weave stuck in her high heel - a much more plausible excuse!
I would have just said i was knocked up and then put on a fake bump while i was shopping for babies in africa.
Shes so unproffesional!
EvilShoe's picture
Submitted by EvilShoe on June 13, 2008 - 10:03am.
That guy who is laughing in the photo is one hot bitch.
*******************************
You raise an interesting point (says the Judge).
If it wasn't for that hot bitch, I might even feel sorry for her. I mean, I would never believe that crazy story, but I would probably think she was sick. That guy laughing tells me that she ain't nuthin but a drunken ho. I hope he got paid:)
-
------------------------------------------------
Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
I'm guessing Naomi hires her PR people from Sesame Street?
*******************************************************
In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Right...and Chris Klein is a mensa member.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run, it's the clergy!
===Trust games? That is the dumbest excuse I have ever heard! She's an idiot.
Submitted by Hekki on June 13, 2008 - 11:04am
LMAO This is just too funny! The excuse is funnier than her falling down!
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy: "Pssstt! Naomi--if that's the best excuse your publicist can come up with, you need to clock her in the noggin with a BlackBerry, to get her hamster wheel turning."
Tee hee hee!
Naomi needs to get herself a better lie teller ,er I mean, agent.
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.
And in a trust game...aren't you supposed to come back up once they catch you? Obviously her date wasn't as trustworthy as the Miami Vice guy who had to take a few steps to "play along".
-
------------------------------------------------
Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
That guy who is laughing in the photo is one hot bitch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dick happens! - MK
What a stupid twat. That fall has "slaphappy drunk" written all over it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beauty's only a light switch away.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 13, 2008 - 11:00am
Naomi's hospitalization had nothing to do with it. She herself said she had a cyst removed from her ovary/fallopian tube.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
So we have "it was for role" excuse and now "I was playing a trust game"...
We can play a game Naomi, Dodge The CellPhone.
I have one from 1989....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Bitch, please.
Not only is she a crazy bitch, but she is a dum mofo if she thinks we buy that. If thats true, I have got some great beach front property in Scottsdale.
It was funny at first but maybe she wasn't drunk. Naomi was hospitalized awhile ago so I am wondering if that had anything to do with it.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Pssstt! Naomi--if that's the best excuse your publicist can come up with, you need to clock her in the noggin with a BlackBerry, to get her hamster wheel turning.
************************************
"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Her agent issued that statement because she told him to, and he fears for his and his family’s safety.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Oooooh! I want to play trust games with Naomi. Please!!!
WHAT?
HOW fucking stupid does she think we are?
I hate Naomi.
When you make up a lie, you just use ONE STORY and stick to it. Either it was so hot she fainted OR she was playing the "trust game" in the middle of a parking lot. Not both.
That's like telling your boss you can't come in because your upstairs neighbor flooded your bathroom AND you have a migraine.
Publicists should know that. *pfffft* Rookie.
Yes, and of course the most reasonable place to play the trust game is in the middle of the street. I'm going to have to hire that agent to come up with brilliant excuses for me, too.
That excuse was even more pathetic than her being drunk and falling over.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
whatever
That's cute. I LOVE to test my friend's alertness to my ability to hold myself erect too! It makes us all feel so close after!
-
------------------------------------------------
Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola