Friday, June 13th 2008
No, It Doesn't Belong To Britney
Even fake ass hair can't stand Kate Moss. A hair extensions freed itself from her skull as she arrived at her hotel in Berlin last night. Some pap picked up the horse hair like he won a prize. Wait, maybe he did win a prize! I bet if he shakes that thing over a mirror, he'd get a couple of coke lines out of it. Score!
Kate Moss was in Berlin to promote her new perfume "Velvet Hour." It probably smells like burnt weave, cokey breath, Dreamboat Dohery's love chunks and crumpets. Basically, it smells delicious.
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Maybe if she wasn't a fall down drunk she could keep her weave on her skull.
Britney is a sweet girl.I love her so much.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---
-"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
that last shot is some good PR for Marlboro.
Kate Moss is as vile as that stupid skank weave! She ain't no supermodel-she is a "superskank"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Please tell me that Pete and Kate are secretly back together or something. They are boring on their own. Does anyone else agree?
I thought they pulled that out of one of Bret Michael's cowboy hats.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 13, 2008 - 10:41am.
I beat this girl up in high school and during the fight she pulled out like 3 of my braids and her cousin wore them on her backpack for weeks.
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Thats unbelievably funny! Im glad im not a fighter, though.....I dont know what id do if that happened to me, I think I mighta stole her bag and dropped it in the desert somewhere, never to be seen again...
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
God I didn't know she had extensions, but I did hear her hair got in such bad condition through the "Pete Docherty prefers me without make-up, showering or a hairbrush" phase that she had to cut most of it off. How much hair can she actually have if the long bit is fake? Ugh she's even more grim-looking than I thought. And what's this about her being on the heroin? I heard she does crack but I didn't know about that. She was dating a junkie for years so its not exactly surprising. And she does look like the most wasted kind of witch's broom/skeleton hybrid ever lately. Her eyes are like the sunken sockets you see in a rotting skull. How on earth will she continue to make a living out of what she looks like?
I beat this girl up in high school and during the fight she pulled out like 3 of my braids and her cousin wore them on her backpack for weeks.
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Let's get dangerous.
she has junkie eyes...... supposedly she likes coke but i have always heard she likes heroin and it would not surprise me. heroin is the hollywood sets dirty little secret, and you don't have to use needles, it snorts up very nicely...
You know hair extentions and weaves are the ruination of the world. I blame this all on Tyra Banks! Wh ywould a man want some woman with a big head of fake ass hair?
Clarisse you need to release some chemical warfare on that spider, thats how I do it, I can't squish them. Go get some sprays, out of the bathroom or something. LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
She must have really thin hair.
Clarissee.. LOL.. That's when my inner 'fragile girl' comes out.. I go "eek.. a spider, come help me Big Strong Man" *climbs on desk w/ short skirt on*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Sheeps,
I have not, but i've seen Brown Recluse bites!!
Spiders can live most of the time with me, but they have to be dealt with when they come near my head!
Okie!
I used my fan to blow it to the floor, then i put him in the hallway! He's someone else's problem now =)
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Run, it's the clergy!
I love how this wonky bitch is trying to hold the side of her to play it off.
Clarisse *screams* I HATE spiders!! eww, I'd be trippin too!! I can't kill them either.. it creeps me the fuck out
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I thought it was the answer to the riddle of "Where's London?"
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 7:07am.
Do the Buddhist thing and let it live. Bet you've never been bitten by a spider?
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Sheeps,
I just keep staring at it...cuz if i take my eyes off it, it'll fall on ma head!!!!
(funny, it's keeping me from workin, but not postin!)
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 13, 2008 - 7:04am.
Attention Men. There is a spider on my ceiling and i cannot work. Help.
hahahahaha. Terminix?
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Attention Men.
There is a spider on my ceiling and i cannot work. Help.
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Run, it's the clergy!
Nope, not on eBay yet. I did get this related search result though for a book.
Kate Moss - Crime Reduction And the Law
LOL That has to be another Kate Moss.
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Dick happens! - MK
rehab is so effective.
HaHa Bradiful
OH NO! Watch out for that Mirror!!! *shatters*
LOL j/k.. but seriously.. don't break it.. *scrunches eyes*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
oklahoma on June 13, 2008 - 9:51am
Nice.
I have knocked on wood, avoided a ladder and made my itty bitty black kitty fwend walk two paces behind me this morning.
OLE Oklahoma!!!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
LMAO @ Bradiful Bitch.. Damn, I always enjoy looking at your Av.s.. I changed mine today in honor of Fri 13th.. Jason Voorhees.. Muahahaa!!
*cackles*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I thought he was holding up the horse hair merkin that fell off her pussy.
HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th SLUTS!!!
On T: Shitney uses hers to leave a trail back to Starbucks....
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Extensions are nothing more than merkins for your head.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Shit. If that wimpy stringy mop is half fake...Ewwww...can you imagine what sort of monster is hiding under the make-up and horse hair...
Somebody hold me!!
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Run, it's the clergy!
I thought that was brit's new bush for a second.
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
I never saw "it" with this skank. And she's a complete dumbass.
Pip cheerio!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
ASK MABEL!!!
Adorable Mr. Marbles T-Shirt Contest On!! Ask Mabel a question on her s
eeeuww....hair hair probably doesn't grow anymore, because she is so unhealthy....junkie.
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Is it on Ebay yet?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
NOTHING is real in Hollywood. These women don't even have real hair on their heads. Gross.
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Here - Hold my baby while I check DListed
HaHa.. Gross. All having it pose on the red carpet like its a star.. Never touch someone's hair or use their brush,. Didn't they learn this in kindergarten??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!