Friday, June 13th 2008
She's Finally Going To Get Some!
Supermodel Adriana Lima claims she's a virgin. Yeah, me too. Adriana has dated Lenny Kravitz and Derek Jeter. I doubt those two slut bags would be down with that. Anyway, Adriana has reason to rejoice! She's finally going to get laid! Adriana's boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wifey last night. And of course she said yes. Shit, I think her vagina screamed, "FUCK YES!!!"
Her spokesbitch told People, "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love." Blah...blah!
Hopefully her wedding night will be everything she ever dreamed of! That's if Marko can find her chocha. I mean, he's a little cross-eyed. She's going to have to queef in order for him to find it.
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ok guys, have to get MY "virgin" self to work....early day for me...see you this afternoon!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
If Adriana told me she was a nuclear physicist, I would believe her.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
He looks like the white version of Governor Patterson.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Deb/Sheeps,
NO SHIT! What the fuck is up with dude's peepers!?!?!?!
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Run, it's the clergy!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 9:52am.
I thought a lot of men don't want the "responsibility" of being the "first".
Or so I have seen on TV.....
I think I'd laugh aloud if a woman earnestly told she was a virgin. I might have bought it when I was in high school, but I long ago realized people will tell you anything (usually what they think you want to hear) if they want something from you.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 8:52am.
I thought a lot of men don't want the "responsibility" of being the "first".
Or so I have seen on TV.....
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Those are the more mature men. The less mature ones appreciate another notch in their belt...and they get to poke the hole themselves!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I thought a lot of men don't want the "responsibility" of being the "first".
Or so I have seen on TV.....
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Is it just me, or does this guy look like "Brian" from "Family Guy"?
A mixing of their gene pools could go seriously awry. Damn those are some close-set eyes.
His eyes are freakishly close together and her eyes are freakishly far apart...If you blended their faces together there would be four eyes all in a row...his on the inside and hers on the outside. Except for his weird eyes he is kinda hot though...She reminds me of Janice Dickinson in that pic (not a good thing)
She looks better here than in the VS catalog with her eyes rolled back in her head. Someone thought that was sexy, I guess.
I don't value virginity...other than as a condition to be fixed.You just know Jetes hit a liner back up the 2HOLE.
Submitted by vmbombshell
Yeah because if they are holding out to get laid men will go to any length to tap a virgin! I should have stayed a virgin damn...
Submitted by vmbombshell on June 13, 2008 - 6:46am.
Ever notice that the virgins-till-marriage are always the first to get married??
She's 27. I bet Marko is hoping that an engagememt is close enough for her.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Actually, there's something "off" about both of their eyes.
Ever notice that the virgins-till-marriage are always the first to get married?
Submitted by IETQueen on June 13, 2008 - 8:45am.
I thought that was a fucking wax figure. sheesh!
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It might as well be...
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I thought that was a fucking wax figure. sheesh!
~~I AM YOUR CARIBBEAN QUEEN!~~~
Lenny sitting back thinking "I wondered why she liked it up the ass so much."
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." ----- Billy Bob Thornton
He must be really tall if she's a model....but not nearly as tall as her tall tales!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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Marko Jaric is now officially the luckiest man alive. Congrats!!!
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Sheeps:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
I always thought there was a correlation between Tall, lean men and Big schlongs.....at least in my experience....(wink)
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Virgin? Probably one of those "virgins" who think you can do everything but vaginal intercourse but still be a virgin (which is utter bullshit).
Vagina a virgin yes
Anus a virgin noooooo
I know because i was a virgin in high school for a while.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 7:30am.
Ahahha, damn, I didn't think about that!
Ugh, this topic reminds me of my first time...
I'm not coming back to this post. XD
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 13, 2008 - 6:30am.
He's 6"6'
That's his HEIGHT, PSL. I should have spelled that out.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
He's 6"6', and she claims to be a Virgin? Uh- oh....she'd better get ready for some pain....hehehehe
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
I for one believe her. I'm in my early twenties and a virgin, and no I do not look like a foot. I have had many offers and many opportunities but my standards have never been met...until now. I'm dating a pretty cool guy, annnnnnnd yeah, you know what I mean. Probably didn't work out with Kravitz and Jeter because of her beliefs, who knows? And you know Jeter loves women.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
He's 6'6"; she's 5'10".
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Loving that dress.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
Adriana Lima is so happy.Congratulations!She is such a beautiful supermodel.I love her.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site @@@@@@@@@----"A f f l u e n t B achelors.com"----@@@@@####### yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Hopefully her wedding night will be everything she ever dreamed of! That's if Marko can find her chocha. I mean, he's a little cross-eyed.
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I can just hear her on her wedding night:
“Is he looking at my chocha, or for it?”
As for her being a virgin, maybe she got hymen restoration surgery...? (Nope, I'm not joking.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
I was 17 Miss Priss, and I was one of "late" ones of my friends.....
yeah, she is very, very pretty, but she is nowhere near one of my fav models....I know I am alone here, but Gisele is the hottest, IMO....Alessandra beats Adriana in my book too....
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee
Adriana Lima is so happy.Congratulations!She is such a beautiful supermodel.I love her.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"A f f l u e ntBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
STFU already-no one is buying your virgin routine. He is creepy looking-his eyes are too close together and beady.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 13, 2008 - 8:20am.
He scored! He's not only cross-eyed: they're too close together.
No shit! He looks like Mr. Potato Head gone wrong.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Then it's funny that in every picture of her, she looks like she's ready to suck your dick. she does! she has one of those dick sucking mouths!
I never found her all that attractive. Her face is a bit too much. Like Megan Fox, she just has that natural slutty look to her. TURN OFF!
I don't think she's a virgin.
That said, I think she's gorgeous(and a liar) and congrats to the both of them. She's waaaay prettier and hotter than Gisele Buttchin.
When I was a virgin, I KNEW I wasn't going to wait until marriage. I lost it at 18..which is actually not bad...
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Excuse my manners
This woman can do no wrong. I remember I admired her for a long time since my mom's VS mags when I was in high school. Congratulations honey!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
He scored! He's not only cross-eyed: they're too close together.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Whoa.. I'm a virgin too.. And I've been married 4 years.. This is eeeeeeeerrrrry!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She is SO full of shit!
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“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go"
-Tommy Lee