Friday, June 13th 2008
She's Finally Going To Get Some!
Supermodel Adriana Lima claims she's a virgin. Yeah, me too. Adriana has dated Lenny Kravitz and Derek Jeter. I doubt those two slut bags would be down with that. Anyway, Adriana has reason to rejoice! She's finally going to get laid! Adriana's boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wifey last night. And of course she said yes. Shit, I think her vagina screamed, "FUCK YES!!!"
Her spokesbitch told People, "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love." Blah...blah!
Hopefully her wedding night will be everything she ever dreamed of! That's if Marko can find her chocha. I mean, he's a little cross-eyed. She's going to have to queef in order for him to find it.
I'm 20 and a virgin, but of course, that's not by choice.
I think Adriana Lima is the Miley Cyrus of models. She'll writhe around in a thong, and tell you not to think about sex. It's really annoying.
And I don't find her attractive at all. I think the contrast between the tan skin and blatantly fake ice blue eye contacts look fake, and she can't keep her mouth shut. She looks like an oversexed 12 year old.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
She is most definately NOT a virgin. I have seen a video of her getting fucked, and this was LAST YEAR. She's smokin hot, but also a filthy liar.
Sorry but that guy's eyes are fucked up. She is a way hotter model then that mutt Gisele.
That guy looks like the love child of Keanu Reeves and Billy Baldwin!
They better hurry up and have a baby. Between his close set eyes and her's practically next to her ears, they may make a baby with normal spaced eyes. IDK, it's a crapshoot.
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Adriana Lima is so happy.Congratulations!She will has a sweet home.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
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Don't mean to go off topic but Derek J has herps?????? Do telli want details!!!!!
Good for her, not every woman out there exists only to be a little fuck machine. Some chicks don't give a rat's ass about sex until they have found someone worthy enough to have it with.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
9 months? That's it?
They must really want it bad. ("it" probably meaning sex more than marriage)
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Lol, this guy is a basketball player, he is Serbian, not Russian and he is pretty popular in Serbia. He is hot, you just have to put a paper bag on his head, the rest is just fine ;)
Does that mean she's a branch on Derek Jeter's herpes tree? Besides she may have been a virgin dating Jeter, hes' rumored to be gay at least. Lenny now I believe he was on that.
Parissucksliterally, HAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHA! What a laugh. Gisele looks like a transexual--a man in drags. Alessandra...just doesn't have natural sex appeal/beauty of Lima. Tries too hard. Lima is the most beautiful. The most exotic-looking, hence she ranks up there with Angelina Jolie and Aishwarya Rai. Most people agree and gives this title to her hands down. Gay men/straight women think Gisele is appealing with the boyish body and the masculine face.
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Confucius say virginity like balloon, one prick and it's gone
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The world's most beautiful woman. I was expecting her to dump his ugly ass. Nooooooooooooo! He's too ugly, Adri! Noooooooooooo! I'm bawling my eyes out over this and I'm a chick.
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He looks like a Keanu Reeves wax figure. They never get the eyes right on those damn things.
Eeeeeeeeek! He is the creepiest looking dude! I end up in a zone looking at that photo. Just goes to show you how very different people are when it comes to attraction.
And wait, someone's siggie says that Heart Angelina was banned? is that old? I thoguht she was on here recently or maybe she has a new name? Just wondering...
I looked at that other picture of him and he is still one odd looking creature. As for her, I really don't understand why people think she's sooo beautiful. I'll admit that she's got a killer bod and she oozes sex, but she has got one busted ass face.
About Derek Jeter, my dad used to work with his cousin until she got a new job out of state, and he had lunch with her this week while she was in town. I asked him to ask her of she knew how many girls he's infected with the herp and if he even gives a shit at this point. Surprisingly enough, he wouldn't ask. Between Derek Jeter and Paris Hilton, Valtrex must be raking in the dough!
Also, C U Next Tuesday, I started laughing so hard I cried when you said he looked like Governor Paterson. That was so right on.
She's one of those who think anal and oral aren't technically sex, so she's entitled to call herself a virgin.
And she has giant, freaky man hands.
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His eyes are too close together. He looks like a cyclops.
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He's hot! I'd hit that
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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
Submitted by weenielover on June 13, 2008 - 12:13pm.
ferret face.
Ha. I've also heard closely-set eyes referred to as pig eyes.
Why do some celebrities feel the need to talk about whether or not they're virgins? Who gives a fuck? It's really no one's business, and it actually makes me LOSE respect for those who feel the need to flaunt that information to gain publicity. If you don't want to have sex, don't... But then you don't need to whore yourself out by sharing that info for fame.
She's so hot!! I'd totally go gay for her.
she looks pregnant in this picture
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
ferret face.
Ugh. That's why I always had a hard time finding her as "the sexy". I dated a virgin --well, she was for at least a while-- and she was the biggest possessive headcase I'd ever had to deal with. The responsibility of being "the one" was too much, and she was jealous beyond all reason.
I'll take a good old fashioned "whore" any day....
Actually after "the virg", I only dated women older than myself, who had their head on strait, and knew what they wanted.
As a side note, most of the "virgins" I knew in college would suck a dick quicker than most... I don't know how that works down in Brazil, but I've always wondered after she dated LK for so long. She became a VS model almost a decade ago, maybe she gives one of the world's best blowjobs by now.....
I don't get it. One of the most beautiful women in the world & that guy?!?!?!?! He has little beady eyes that are way too close together. ____________
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She is from Brazil.
It is still very common in Latin American cultures for women to remain virgins until they marry (regardless of their age), and not necessarily doing other stuff. It is not too farfetched especially if she had a very strict upbringing and religious background to keep her sexually repressed. Besides, looking the way she does, she can afford to be choosy as to who she gives it to first, or if she'd rather wait instead of giving it away for free.
Not all women have this insatiable appetite to get fucked and suck dick before they are 21yo. So I am surprised so many are inclined to believe that she is lying (even if she were).
Do you want me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
God he's so hottt. & hes like russian or something you know they love to hit it hard and fast with their big uncut tools.
Here's another good pic of Mr. Jaric:
http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/marko_jaric-arton21032-240x240.jpg
fuck I meant cyclops, not a centaur. Now all I can think of is that SNL sketch where Christoperh Walken interviews the centaur. "May I ride you like a horse?"
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 13, 2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by vajeon on June 13, 2008 - 7:33am.
A virgin, huh? I couldn't imagine marrying the first dick I've ever experienced. What's she gonna compare it to?
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That's exactly the point, isn't it? It works really well in the guy's favor if the girl is a virgin. To her, that's the biggest, thickest, best cock ever.
True. I had a friend who wanted to wait until she was married. But, she couldn't find anybody to even be in a long term relationship with. So, when she made 30 she tried to have sex with this guy she was dating for a few months. The "sex" ended up being a complete disaster. Now, she's completely turned off about sex.
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that is a horrid pic of Marko Jaric--he's actually much more handsome that that photo suggests. Nor does he usually look a tad special. His eyes are close together, but this pic makes him look like a cross-eyed centaur.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
that is a horrid pic of Marko Jaric--he's actually much more handsome that that photo suggests. Nor does he usually look a tad special. His eyes are close together, but this pic makes him look like a cross-eyed centaur.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 14, 2008 - I have been banned. I just wanna say, that I have no intention of coming back. I really didn't expect to last as long as I did. I knew from day one that I was going to be combative and piss people
Submitted by Incognito on June 13, 2008 - 9:50am.
Submitted by vmbombshell on June 13, 2008 - 9:48am.
Ever notice that the virgins-till-marriage are always the first to get married?
Interesting article about this subject:
http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/tgr/07/2/gr070201.html
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Submitted by vmbombshell on June 13, 2008 - 6:48am.
Ever notice that the virgins-till-marriage are always the first to get married?
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Yeah, because it's impossible to hold out for years and years when you're with someone. If you're a virgin, you'll get married within 6 months of dating someone. In my high school, I was good friends with a very smart and nice Christian girl who never had a boyfriend and was a virgin. She left for college and within a year, she was married. And after 10 years, she's still happily married. You'd be surprised at the number of guys out there (generally religious ones) who value chastity.
Isn't Derek Jeter the reason New York City has one of the highest instances of herpes in the country? Sorry, but she ruined herself when she got with him.
she is so pretty
Submitted by vajeon on June 13, 2008 - 7:33am.
A virgin, huh? I couldn't imagine marrying the first dick I've ever experienced. What's she gonna compare it to?
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That's exactly the point, isn't it? It works really well in the guy's favor if the girl is a virgin. To her, that's the biggest, thickest, best cock ever.
I don't know if men really care anymore or maybe there are those that do and those that don't. Some men are happy to have a woman that no other man has touched. I'm sure this guy is especially happy about that seeing as how his piece of ass is Adrianna Lima, a woman men constantly fantasize about. Imagine being the guy that is not only her first, but also her husband. He's probably boasting to all his jock friends.
Submitted by vmbombshell on June 13, 2008 - 9:48am.
Ever notice that the virgins-till-marriage are always the first to get married?
OMG that is sooo true! I went to this christian Camp Manatawny (it was actually a good time)in PA when I was younger and even then I noticed that all of the counselors (ages 19-23) were all marrying off. I was just like wtf?
And then they all went to the same three colleges in the Christian belt. lol i just didnt get it. I mean I love my Jesus just as much as the next, but as a 19 year old in college, nothing beats an ivy league experience and the freedom of not having sex be the determining factor of how soon i marry. unnecessary stress man.
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Submitted by Hekki on June 13, 2008 - 9:48am.
I'm a virgin, too. An armpit virgin. No one has every stuck it in my armpit.
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Well, don't marry the first guy who does it!
What will you have to compare it to?
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I'm a virgin, too. An armpit virgin. No one has every stuck it in my armpit.
how cute :)
what's a virgin... lol
she's totally going to pull a JSimpon, another one who's hubby was her first peen- and divorce (unless he's like really the one and blah blah) in 3 years and then wild the freak out, dating evbody and their mama. it's only natural lol.
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A virgin, huh? I couldn't imagine marrying the first dick I've ever experienced. What's she gonna compare it to?
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My first time, I thought to self...What was the big deal about about all this? It was a snoozefest.
Although there have been serveral times since then that have changed my mind...
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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 13, 2008 - 10:03am.
He looks like the white version of Governor Patterson.
LOL! He kinda does.
I was a virgin until 22 and I wouldnt tell anyone, I dont believe anyone should talk about beign a virgin that is private information she a liar
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Yea, a virgin, sure, ok.
Has People confirmed that too?
Cuz I won't believe until they speak about it.
He seems like a wild and crazy guy......
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