Thursday, June 12th 2008
Ho Shoes For Your Baby!
Shauna Sand is kicking herself with her own exquisite lucite heels for not coming up with this mess! Some bitches have come out with high heels for your baby tranny! Heelarious High Heels are "extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes" that come in only one size (0-6 months).
You know, maybe this isn't such a bad idea. Train your prostitot to walk in these things and then buy her one of those pole dancing toys. With just a few hours of practice a day, she'll be ready to work the clubs full-time. After a few weeks, you can quit your job, stay home and watch Maury while your baby pays the bills.
Seriously, this shit is not "heelarious."
Thanks Jodie
Topic: These baby shoes definitely make more sense on dogs or sheep and definitely funnier thattaway.
Devore,
Please do the same for yourself, honey bunches.
I saw some new pics about them in site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"-------Maybe it will have heavy influence on us. Just care.
dot...
please flush yourself down a toilet.
i thank you in advance for this service.
Animal prints are the rage with the 1-month-old set. Next, pacifiers that look like implanted fish lips will be in demand.
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:57am.
"They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow,
Quite rightly.
They call me Mellow Yellow."
night, .!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:43am.
wait a sec... what does the red pill do? if it's good i'll fight ya for it
OT: yeah, i forgot about this... i don't care
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 2:36am.
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:33am.
yeah, where the hell is everybody?.. i didn't start drinkin' for nothin'!
I dunno, hun. ?
I hope my piss poor mood didn't scare off anyone. If so, I apologize and I'll take the red pill.
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:33am.
yeah, where the hell is everybody?.. i didn't start drinkin' for nothin'!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
It's times like these...when it gets really quiet that I wish MK would show his cute ass up and bitch slap us all soundly. Mmmmmmmm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:30am.
who am i kidding?!... i can't turn my back on them completely... they are considered cookies, right?
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:28am.
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(Salute) don't mention it.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:26am.
actually, now that you brought it up.. yeah, i'm goin' with that!... damn the Newtons!!LOL!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:24am.
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:22am.
i say damn Newton and the apple!
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Yeah fuck Newtons. They taste good but they make you poop. Wait, that is what you're talking about, right?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:16am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:14am.
WHEN you get famous?!.. you have successfully fused Fritos and Doritos... you're a legend!
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Nah, I didn't fuse anything. I'm just a crack baby. LMAO
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:22am.
i say damn Newton and the apple!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 2:19am.
yeah, i'm with ya... the universe constantly fucks me over
ESE, gravity sux. ;p
Submitted by . on June 13, 2008 - 2:17am.
I'm mad at the universe today
yeah, i'm with ya... the universe constantly fucks me over
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:07am.
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I wish Ms. Fields was open at this hour... and that they delivered.
@.
I'm just joshin ya (kisses)
FritoDorito, Kisses AND cookies? You Evil heathen! How dare you seduce me in thatta way. I'm gonna get a zit now!
Thanks, hun. I'm feeling extra bitchy. Horror moans suck. I'm mad at the universe today. Oh fuck that horomone excuse shit. I'm just an angry bitch today. There.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:14am.
WHEN you get famous?!.. you have successfully fused Fritos and Doritos... you're a legend!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:11am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:07am.
i need a girl scout outlet in my house... but, that's a different story!LOL!
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When I get rich and famous, my house is going to have a little food court. I'll get fat sure, but I'll be rich, so I can just suck out all that lard, get a few bypass surgeries and then go back to my food court. I'd have a Chick-fil-A...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:07am.
i need a girl scout outlet in my house... but, that's a different story!LOL!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:03am
hey, Frito!... what's this i hear about cookies?!.. LOVE cookies!
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I wish Ms. Fields was open at this hour... and that they delivered.
@.
I'm just joshin ya (kisses)
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:03am.
Don't make me sharpen my hooves. ;p
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 2:03am
hey, Frito!... what's this i hear about cookies?!.. LOVE cookies!
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 13, 2008 - 12:02am.
i figured Paris would've thought of this.. who am i kidding?.. Paris, thought?
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haha! By her own admission, she doesn't think.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
i figured Paris would've thought of this.. who am i kidding?.. Paris, thought?
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"I drink alone,
yeah, with nobody else."
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 11:57pm.
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You don't love that shit? Well good for you. Have a cookie.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on June 13, 2008 - 1:55am.
Prostitot... I love that shit.
I don't
Prostitot... I love that shit.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Devore on June 12, 2008 - 11:35pm.
ha ha!
baby thongs are next up.
but.. i think this is funny....and not inappropriate.
Devore,
Please don't procreate.
Prostitot.
Fucking. Classic.
ha ha!
baby thongs are next up.
but.. i think this is funny....and not inappropriate.
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Yeah, this is pretty sick.
I was watching a show where parents let their kids maybe 9-11 enter beauty pageants. Talk about Prostitots. They were teaching them how to look sexy. That did bother me quite a bit.
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Let's see what lovely, wholesome images of youth 2008 has so far provided us with: 1) Hannah Montana's inappropriate whorish online and magazine pics, 2)the stank-ho make over of Strawberry Shortcake, 3)the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy and now 4) infant hooker heels?
Why not go a step further and inject silicon into female fetuses? I'm sure that's a great way to get your daughter a headstart in the slut-race.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 12, 2008 - 10:46pm.
And maybe some preemie fishnets
Manimal, now you crossed a line! Next garters? I'm not happy about this line at all. ;p
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I get weirded out about toddlers in bikinis as well. Just bizarre. Maybe some people really think it's cute or something but I find that kind of thing disturbing. I don't want to see a male toddler in a speedo any time EVER either. ICK.
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 10:14pm.
The preemie push-up bra surely is in the works.
And maybe some preemie fishnets.
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this is simply some ignatious shit right here...the baby mama that buys this mess for a kid should immediately have cps called on them...
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sexy motherfucker...
I can see how someone might find this 'heelarious', sure, but I can't help but think that any little girl who starts out like this in life is destined to be just like Mariah Carey when she grows up :s
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Hey LOOK! You know Paris will put this on her Baby Shower registry.
My mother dressed me in the MOST RIDICULOUS things and still rolls out the pics to this day.....
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
The preemie push-up bra surely is in the works.
I'm sorry-if you would waste $35.00 buying these shoes for your baby, you are clearly an idiot. These will end up in a baby's mouth within 5 minutes of putting them on!
I don't think high heeled baby slippers translate into highly sexed children, but these shoes are one of the dumbest things I have seen on the market for babies.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
Chill out people, having your daughter wear these doesn't translate into them becoming a prostitute
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Maybe not... but there is no denying that high heels are a symbol of female sexuality.
At the very least, it amounts to overtly promoting gender roles, whether meant for fun or not.
I think the point is that it's just more junk for the landfill. Mindless consumerism.
Submitted by Hekki on June 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Pedophiles do not go after little girls dressed like adults. They go after little girls who reek of innocence.
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I don't think the perv who killed JonBenet got that memo.
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"This cunt from cuntville really needs to be put on a cunt filter." - MK, 6/11/08
Pedophiles do not go after little girls dressed like adults. They go after little girls who reek of innocence. That is why they like CHILDREN - because they are innocent and NOT like adults. Come on, haven't any of you heard Michael Jackson talk about why he loves children?
But I doubt any baby is going to keep these on for any length of time. My kids were always barefoot because they pulled EVERYTHING off their feet, from birth. The only thing that stayed on was Robeez. And they eventually figured those out.
They're mostly for dimwitted Sex and the City lovers to give at baby showers.
anyone who puts these on their baby girls (or boys for that matter...) should be charged with child endangerment, strung up and peed on repeatedly until they break out in hives. The people who invented this shit should just rot in the seventh circle of hell... I hope they don't have offspring... fuck sakes the world is a fucking mess...
Posh is dressed like she's 7 years old today, and here is where her shoes have gone...
honestly...
Mira!!! Your writing is full-on today. I was dying, I was rollin, I had tears in my eyes. I love youuuuu!
When did everyone get a stick up their ass? This is supposed to be a playful thing. Just like they have basketball shoes(Air Jordans), skater shoes (Vans), cowboy boots, etc. it's funny to see little babies in adult shoes. The heels aren't stripper shoes, they're just heels (and when women wear heels it doesn't mean they're strippers!) and it's cute. Chill out people, having your daughter wear these doesn't translate into them becoming a prostitute...the stripper pole for children, that's a whole other story.
~*Head Bitch*~
Fuck Me pumps for six-month-olds, huh?
To think of all of the wasted potential of my childhood! I ran around in a tutu and played with dolls when I could have been wearing high heels and make-up and being sexualized by older men. A shame really. I could have been such a popular tyke.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by AwesomeMcFabulous on June 12, 2008 - 7:16pm.
I wonder if those would fit on my dog's paws....
I totally thought they were for dogs, too! Or pigs....