Thursday, June 12th 2008

Sexy Thing

I post so much fugliness on Dlisted all day long that it's nice to see some good old fashioned hotness every now and again. I'm not being sarcastic either! It's also pretty fucking strange when I don't have one bad thing to say. Trust me. I've searched deep into my bitter heart for at least one bad thing to say and I've come up with nothing. I'm sure you grouchy bitches have a few.

William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman are like cute little kittens. I just want to throw a ball of yarn at them and scratch the back of their ears.

I'm also happy that I finally know what Ned Flanders looks like shirtless. DILF!

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What a ^%$&$%$ man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him
joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned
to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us。。。。。

r5bales's picture

Re: Fargo. I had never been in that part of the country. After seeing the movie, I laughed at their accent. (You Betcha) Then I went there....Oh My Gosh. I spent the first day laughing at how everyone sounded like the people in Fargo.
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Clarisse's picture

GIG,
I do! http://www.myspace.com/whenindisgrace

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Green Is Good's picture

I HOPE he's wearing sunblock SPF 9000!!

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Clarisse's picture

GIG!!!!
I forgot Pleasantville! Awwww, Don Friggin Knotts!

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Green Is Good's picture

I love William H. Macy! He's such a cutey-pie. He was great in "Pleasantville".

He reminds me of my Dad!

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I cannot think of one bad thing to say myself, nor shall I try, about William H. Macy.

And I LOVED him in "Fargo."

Plus it's nice to see a Hollywood couple who seem to have a good marriage.

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I love them but she's rocking the Botox. She smiles DOWN.

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helly's picture

Hey MK~

I want to compliment you ~ it is your power as a writer that allows you to search deep in your heart - and just write what you feel! well done.

Get rid of the soup strainer but otherwise not too shabby there!

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Yay! Filliam H. Muffman!

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letinstar's picture

the stash is a bit disturbing, and william definitely is the human ned flanders...
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paris herpes's picture

I love these two...Ned Flanders in the flesh and a tranny looking dudette!

Your face!

Team Valtrex's picture

They need a cutesy couple name, like Filliam Muffman, Willifel Macman, or Old People.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Me lurve this man! "Fargo" - best.movie.ever.

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Noelegy's picture

William H. Macy seems like one of the very, very few actors I'd actually want to meet in real life.

Submitted by madam s. on June 12, 2008 - 4:17pm.

Moustache ride on rabid badger.

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Statler and Waldorf's picture

Well, what do you know? A nice, normal celebrity couple. I didn't think they existed anymore.

madam s.'s picture

Awww... they ARE adorable.

And I only scrolled through quickly so I could be wrong, but I am utterly shocked that every Dlister including MK failed to mention SOMETHING filthy about "moustache rides" regarding that rabid badger over his lip.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Wow. I am impressed. They both look great, they probably work out together. Her arms kick ass.

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I cannot speak ill of Bill Macy & Felicity Huffman. Love love love 'em.

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MJF's picture

Love them! That's all.

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popculturegirl's picture

ned flanders has been topless on a few episodes of the simpsons....example- the episode where they do a production of a "streetcar named desire". ned looks more defined then will!

K.L.

C U Next Tuesday's picture

For Fargo fans:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TF3z-j8o39I

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lol

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AnotherDirtyMartini's picture

M.K., if you want to see him nearly naked, rent The Cooler.

C U Next Tuesday's picture

HLY SHIT,I always thought Mr. Lundergarde looked like Flanders hahahaha

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ChubbyWubby's picture

His is just an awesome actor and she seems down to earth and far from pretentious. A really cool couple.
He was great in "The Cooler"

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I love this couple. Love. Them.

No Words's picture

I have had a crush on William Macy for YEARS...love him in everything he has ever done. One of my favorites is a little movie called "The Con" with Rebecca DeMornay. He is wonderful. I love Felicity Huffman, too. A couple who can actually act.

TexnDoc's picture

If there's one Hollywood couple who could beach it up and be left alone I would bet it would be this one. They had to have brought their own photographer (who probably kept asking "You are .. again?").

Has he ever been in a really bad movie? I have yet to see one. He is someone that should be kept off of the bus being sent over the cliff.

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Great actors. I can even forgive Felicity for Desperate Housefugs after watching Transamerica.
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Not quite on topic, but does anyone know who makes that bathing suit she is wearing? I love the polka-dot shorts.

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the Mustache!! the Mustache ewwwwwwww
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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CTH: I can ALWAYS watch "Fargo" if it's on...

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I <3 Bill Macy so much it hurts. That man can farkin' ACT.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Feel free to zero in on that hot island girl behind him.Nice.

DR.FUNK's picture

NB 4AN OG...he's probably got a lo-dose testosterone program going with his lite workout regimen.

angel_i's picture

Aw man, I don't think it was him! I imDb'd him and I can't remember him in anything but what you guys mentioned. I think it's cool, tho, that he was on Kate and Allie and Another World. And that he is an aspiring (I think) writer:)

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loozer's picture

Actually Ned is Buff. Long time Simpson fans may recall Ned and Marge starring in a produciton of A Streetcar Named Desire.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 12:18pm.

Panic was all kinds of goodness. I had never really thought of Macy as sexy before seeing that.

But: intelligent, talented actor = sexy.

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christine the hoff's picture

Weird story
last week I bought fargo at a yard sale....
anyhoo, I adore that movie, it's perfection,
"Oh geez"

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joanne's picture

I watched Wild Hogs too! I loved it.

DeeDee's picture

Really Clarisse?! I'm googling that chit right now! Thanks. ♥

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Ned Flanders: No foot-longs.

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JillyPoo's picture

They're adorable. So nice to see a celebrity couple that genuinely seems down to earth. I've liked William H. Macy since "Boogie Nights," probably because i felt bad for him. But he really is sexy in an unconventional way.

parissucksliterally's picture

I LOVE this man. FANTASTIC actor....I have loved him in every movie I have seen with him...a scene stealer....

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Clarisse's picture

Off Topic:

DeeDee,
Noisebot has a "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?" t-shirt!!!!!

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mike's picture

Ever since I saw Transamerica, every time I see Felicity Huffman I see a tranny.

DeeDee's picture

Macy is excellent in the Cooler, as is Alec Baldwin.

His moustache looks like a big push broom.

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