Thursday, June 12th 2008
A Pink Panther Pop!!!
I need one of those in my life right now! The best part of the Pink Panther pop is the eyes. I can spend forever slowly biting his eyes off. It's rude and disturbing, but whatever gets me through the day.
Here's Lily Allen eating one of my favorite things in the world in Hollywood yesterday. She also got a manicure and really should have asked one of the kind ladies to touch-up her roots with hot pink nail polish.
Oh and I've included a picture of her at the ATM. You know what to do!
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I find it very hard to even look at this person.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
What the fuck is she wearing? Is she a Mormon or something? And I can't bear to look at the Pink Panther pop. It reminds me of this ice cream man around here. He has to be in his mid-40s, but he's always hitting on 13-year-old girls--very "To Catch a Predator." He probably drives an oversized, rusty white van with the windows painted black, too.
Hate this stupid cunt. But those Pink Panther pops were the only thing I would buy from the ice cream truck. I need to get to my gramma's; maybe the ice cream man still makes the rounds over there. No ice cream guy in the 'burbs. :(
Ugh I can't stand those little no name "ATM" machines. (1st picture bottom left). When you take out money from them, your bank charges you crazy fees. Back in the day the ice cream truck used to sell Bubble O' Bill ice cream bars, and they were made just like the Pink Panther. Yummy
Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey
Submitted by Wize Weasel on June 12, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Her and Perez Hilton are having a little feud right now, read more about it here:
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O, I don't have to...I can tell already it's about her lifting his style.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Her and Perez Hilton are having a little feud right now, read more about it here:
http://www.dailystab.com/lily-allen-out-and-about-in-la/
It's funny, her quarter life crisis happened to her at 23. I thought it was supposed to be at 25-28 or something. At least for me it was...wait, I'm still going through that at 30. Yeah, it lasts that long people, unless you're a famous actress and can get a lifetime supply of baby wipes...
Who the hell is this skank? Get outa the neighborhood
I feel for her. She had a miscarriage and broke up with her fiance. I think the pink hair is a quarter life crisis thing.
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 12, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Poison Candy Apple, your avvie! LMFAOROTF!
LMFAO. Thank you >:D I LURVE it and I lurve me some Rojo Caliente Times. Even though Christine skeeves me like no other dyke.
What in the world is your avie? It looks like Marilyn Monroe turned into a werewolf. LOVE IT!
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I think the skeevy factor is what makes it so funny!
My avvie is from David Lynch's movie Eraserhead. The woman in the avvie with the chipmunk cheeks is a character people refer to as "the lady in the radiator" and she's supposed to represent death. If you haven't seen the film and you're up for a good freakout, you should try and rent it. What a freaky film!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Poison Candy Apple, your avvie! LMFAOROTF!
LMFAO. Thank you >:D I LURVE it and I lurve me some Rojo Caliente Times. Even though Christine skeeves me like no other dyke.
What in the world is your avie? It looks like Marilyn Monroe turned into a werewolf. LOVE IT!
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
Poison Candy Apple, your avvie! LMFAOROTF!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Damn man... wtf is up with the Lily Haters in here?
I LOVE YOU LILY.
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
OMG. I remember getting something like this when I was a kid. It was called Froze Toes. Or the Pacman Ice cream from the ice cream truck. Pure heaven. Ice cream that was fruity and cold on a summer day, and bubble gum eyes to chew slowly.
I love Lily too, she's my new musical obsession.
I also want her beheaded bambi dress.
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
This ice cream makes me think of Mickey Mouse ice cream bars. I'd kill for one of those right now.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Friends don't let friends wear neon nail polish.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
remember Fantasia-- the dancing pink hippo?
Worse than that, she looks like Britney if they give her wig back.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
She looks like she is 12 in this pic.
I don't even know who this person is. Why is this one famous? I've read about her everywhere, even celebrityprayerlist.com
I fuckin hate this fat, ugly, disgustingly vile, pig. Go away Lily, no one gives a shit.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Thanx Mish, now I know-FINALLY!
Looks like she found one of Perez's wigs out in an alley somewhere. Yuck!
She has the WORST pear shaped body ever. Trunk legs!
She sang what that one song Smile, Christ. her whole persona is so stupid and forced cutesy; gag.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 10:36am.
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She's a singer from the UK
She has actually had a few good songs, she's just a twit twat and I have no idea what she's been up to lately besides stupid shit.
Orange nails do not go with pink hair. Even I know that, and I've never had pink hair!
oh that Pink Panther pop reminds me of Bubble o Bill from like a million years ago, he had a pink bubblegum nose... where the hell is the ice cream truck when you need it
I've never heard her music but something about her "not giving a shit" attitude makes me smile.
For now, anyways.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
LMAO @ that ATM! The exact same one I go to at the Pakistani gas station
OT: why she didn't paint her nails pink?
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Since when is matching one's dessert to one's hair in vogue?
I wish this hag would just go away.
"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"
Lily Allen better start saving her pennies. Capitol don't want her douche-ways anymore....
maybe she should have just toured and done her job.
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Ahh...that Pink Panther ice cream bar is making me want to hunt down a Good Humor truck.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I am serious, please tell me who in the hell is Lily Allen ? What has she done? Or is she just another Phoebe Price type? Don't make me Google her!
She dresses like a grandma :S
She's such a ho, I love it :)
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008