Thursday, June 12th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Pedo alert! Taylor Hicks wants some Jonas Brothers - Just Jared

Mischa Barton's almost see-through shirt still doesn't distract from her fugly boots - Hollywood Tuna

Alicia Douvall is topless! (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Knocked up Asshole Simpson shows off her rack - Egotastic!

Audrina and LC are together again. You can stop worrying - Popsugar

Pamela Anderson has hot fans - IDLYITW

U2 is performing at Heidi & Spencer's ugly wedding?! - A Socialite's Life

Angie Jolie in the new Muppet movie? - Hollywood Rag

Riding Jordan (it's not what you think) - Holy Moly!

Homemade Transformers - Cityrag



love baby's picture

I lose control of my love for her. I saw her news on site==”W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m” ==yesterday. It said that she will exit the entertainment world. She want to get marry with a black hot guy. Oh no ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aerialgreen's picture

Dear Muppet movie producers,

Angelina Jolie in the cast? sure that anorexic cash cow might rake the money to your movie but... have you heard of VH1?, well there is this real life tranny muppet called "New York" that literally will blend in the movie. You'll be able to do all kinds of shots with her (i.e. money shot).

xoxoxo
Aerialgreen

PS. A Miss Piggy full frontal nude is long overdue, just saying...

Another reason to dislike U2. I hope those two don't reproduce.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by veisner on June 12, 2008 - 2:36pm.

I read about him at celebrityprayerlist.com too.
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Hey! I was just wondering on another post if it was my imagination or do you say this every time? You do! You are a very good spammer. Thanks for that, it's so much less annoying:)

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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola

That Taylor Hicks picture is hilarious. I read about him at celebrityprayerlist.com too.

DeeDee's picture

@ Your Mom Do you remember this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgCdaC5wwiM

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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.

Rod's picture

Taylor Hickass is so annoying. By far the worst Idol winner ever. What a douche!!

"Can we outsnake 'em...Hell Yes!"

angel_i's picture

U2 is performing at Heidi & Spencer's ugly wedding?!
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Hey. Even Rock Stars have gotta eat, right? Speidi's got the money, U2's got the funny...plain and simple.

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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola

moonmaid's picture

Love the comments on the H&S wedding on socialitelife:

"If this actually does end up on TV, it would only be fair for them to would also oblige us with a televised public hanging. At least it would be less gruesome to watch"

sinnie's picture

The only thing I thought after I read all the Crumbs was, "Whoa! There's gonna be a new Muppet movie?!?"

Sad.

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Stoney's picture

Um, PUT YOUR TITS BACK IN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ASSHOLE!!! I hate this new "I'm pregnant therefore I can get away with flashing everyone in public" trend.

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA

Mish's picture

Submitted by celine on June 12, 2008 - 10:23am.
how tan is jordan?!
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That's straight up orange if you ask me.

Rocket's picture

Someone on another blog said Taylor Hicks looked like George Clooney's retarded brother. I'm still laughing.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on June 12, 2008 - 1:22pm.
LMAO Your Mom! I love that song.

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It's awesome! I played it for my bf's son in the car once and he loved it.
By the way, if you don't give me back my stapler, I'll set the building on fire.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

christine the hoff's picture

if U2 plays that wedding, I will shit in Macy's window.

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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.

how tan is jordan?! she looks ridiculous! cant somebody tell her she looks like an idiot?

DeeDee's picture

LMAO Your Mom! I love that song.

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PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?~ Michael Bolton, Office Space.

niki's picture

KD - Yes sweetie, you were a touch naive. Ha, but hell so was the woman who actually married Elton's ass. I think the performance you're talking about was him doing Benny & The Jets.

I think AJ would be great as the blond muppet with the big lips. I can't remember her name though. I think she's pink??

kdracofan's picture

Was anyone just having problems to post comments?
The site was acting up on my end.

O/T: Ashley's boobs look hot & if U2 was to really play at those two assholes' wedding, I swear I'd never listen to them again.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

Isa- That is the most ridiculous, mean spirited, bullshit site for those with nothing better to do than make up fake info about people with whom they are pissed. It actually devalues sites posting legitimate information. Get a fucking job.life.clue.
Fuckwit.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

One of the best songs, ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMHcpMmV9g&feature=related

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Falcor's picture

Mischa has more than ugly boots to worry about.

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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

U2 at Horsey & Doucheface's wedding? LMAO! I think not!

And a new version of The Muppet Movie? I'm a firm believer in "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." That goes for The Ghostbusters, as well...Oh, and The Birds.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

KD's picture

Anyone remember when the Muppets had a Friday night special? Elton john was on it dress as a GIANT butterfly in huge ugly glasses and played a song. It was the gayest thing I've ever seen. I think back then I didn't know he was gay. He might not have come out at that time, I dunno. maybe I was just naive.

So which muppet does AJ look like? Beeker?

devilgirl's picture

Is Taylor Hicks receiving his Social Security checks yet?

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Color me crazy, but I like Mischa's outfit.

rotten_egg's picture

Asshole Simpson is trying too hard to look like her sister with her chichis hanging out AND follow the "douche pregant women wearing way-too-long dresses" fashion fad.

Aanndd I don't care if Jolie is going to "act" in a Muppets movie. I don't even like the muppets so I don't give a shit. If they make an Angelina Jolie muppet tho, they better make sure they have shitloads of fabric and filler because that muppet is going to be a walking set of huge over-inflated lips. Not to mention being able to make a costume for her over-inflated ego.

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niki's picture

When I look at that pic of Taylor Hicks with all those screaming tweens behind him I think "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong". Sesame Street taught me a little something.

M.E.'s picture

Ok. The homemade Transformers? Those be some serious tweekers with waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

Migraineuse's picture

No way can that U2 rumor be true.

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