Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 1:04pm.
White Russian Milkshakes?!?!... you have my attention!LOL!
OT: uum, i guess AJ gave an interview or something
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I don't care about boring you. I don't know what the fuck your problem is but I haven't done or said anything to warrant the barrage of bullshit you keep throwing at me.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
When you are that full of yourself and believe that you are God's gift and that you can do no wrong, do you know it?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:02pm
Amen, girlfriend!! White Russian Milkshakes all around!! Don't worry, there's plenty of fresh catnip to keep all the kitties amused.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Angelina tells everyone everything about their life. is nothing sacred anymore?
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Well, she's got a movie coming out.
I don't understand why she felt the need to answer a question regarding her sex life. But I guess that goes back to the Billy Bob days when "we just fucked in the limo on the way over here".
on topic
I got nothing except if this bitch gets any more self important, she's gonna explode.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Congrats Kizzy. Let's have a non-gallbladder puking party!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
There is something distinctively spooky about that photo.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA 2:49am.
hahaha BORING, BORING, BORING...LA/HA/???
How long have you been "struttin yer shit" around here LIKE "it" don't stink??? hmmmmmm
I got just this for you... IP ADDRESS <> Now think about that shit before you care to post your next response... lmao
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 12:27pm
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You certainly feel like you're dying, and definitely wish for death, but yeah, I lived, and am fine. It was my 1 year anniversary in Feb.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
and everybody breathe!... in and out... carry on
OT: yep, got nothin'
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Angelina is so full of herself!!
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"Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch." --- Billy Bob Thornton
On-topic:
ANGELINA NEEDS TO PUT HER GD TITS AWAY.
For crying out LOUD.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I have no idea what a gallbladder is but I'm pretty sure I still have it...
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 12:40pm.
So if I accused you having alts you wouldn't deny it???
I don't like being accused of shit I don't motherfucking do. That bullshit doesn't sit well with me. So fuck "doth protest to much" if I am being accused of some bullshit I haven't done you better fucking believe I looking to set the fucking record straight. It really pisses me off because I am upfront, I don't play games. So when people come at me with petty bullshit like having alts...I am annoyed.
You're clearly don't like me, which I don't a fuck about, but do yourself a favor get your facts straight.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 12:27pm.
You ralph your nads off, seriously. Way beyond your worst drinking pukes. You ralph so hard you see both colors of bile. Not pretty.
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Wow... and it's possible to stay alive after this kind of puking?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Nectar on June 12, 2008 - 11:38am.
I'm not the mod, just someone who's been on here a long time and contributed a lot. I also find it entertaining SOMETIMES, but I hear a lot of others don't so, as soon as it starts screaming fuck you at everyone, I will let MK know about it. MK does read the comments, but it's pretty near impossible to keep up with every single one, especially when threads are 200+, which HA's usually are.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 11:59am.
Its the only post I feel the need to comment in thats why.
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Patently transparent.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 11:59am.
Its the only post I feel the need to comment in thats why.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Oy vey!! Got lucky on the gallbladder so the real thing had to show it how it's done? Yiiiikes! Very glad you got through that one. You gotta take good care of you.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess MK does not have time to read the comments on here himself. It all makes sense now. Why would he read the comments on here anyway when he is busy being so creative? Have fun everyone.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA 2:14am.
LOL. You don't have to say "It." You can say HEART ANGELINA. I don't mind.
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hahaha rofl lmao
Damn!!! That was fast! LA/HA/???/or whoever you claim to be at this moment.
hmmmmmm I knew ya just couldn't help yourself!!! again! <> Ya just never can hey. <> sooooo, what is that old saying now? about? doth protesting too much??? and those that "scream the loudest" have the most to hide!
Besides all that...nice to know you do realise you are still BORING, BORING, BORING...and going strong I might add.
hmmmmmm
I guess you have been trying to behave yourself lately here...(on the face of things) and albeit in a totally warped and twisted fashion. However, trying to disguise yourself with multiple personalities! tsk tsk tsk ":)
That just don't wash with me. You have managed to fool some stupid sluts here...but...I guess...
*shrug shoulders* they will learn!!!
Stoney, sorry, didn't know you were a mod on here or so close with the owners of this site. Please don't have her banned, okay? She is so fun. Brings out the snark of Dlisters.
We're all stars now in the dope show?
Good Night.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 -
Yes, SEVERE pain. You still have yours? Good deal, you got lucky.
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They wanted to take it out. Between the time I made the appointment to see the surgeon and the appointment itself, the sludge attacks had gone away.
And the there was the time my bladder stopped working for two days. Couldn't pee to save my life.
Oy, don't ask.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by Nectar on June 12, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Well, thats sweet, and it went straight to my head but I was banned before...so I can't be that important.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 -
Yes, SEVERE pain. You still have yours? Good deal, you got lucky.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nectar on June 12, 2008 - 11:31am.
You don't even know what you're talking about. As a matter of fact, MK has asked me to please let me know when it gets too out of hand, at which point he will prompty BAN IT. I have been merciful thus far because it's making an effort, but that can always change.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Kizzy,
"selective ignore"...is that like when i mentally mute the BF ?
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Exactly so!! I'm still perfecting my technique, obviously. LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HA, you are a star here. You will not be banned because these Brangie posts are for you. You make this site better, adding an extra touch to the best blog out there. It's MK and HA.
Hey Gall bladder, use the old trick the southern Euros use. One day a week, usually monday after the weekend, eat only vegetables lightly steamed with olive oil. Feel better.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 -
Gallbladder pluggage makes you puke?
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No puking, just severe pain.
The one day it went away.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 12:27pm.
You ralph your nads off, seriously. Way beyond your worst drinking pukes. You ralph so hard you see both colors of bile. Not pretty.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Many moons ago I consumed "several" double pina coladas one evening, spent the rest of the night with my head in a garbage pail.
Went about 20 years without puking, then took a boat trip on the open seas.
PUKED TWICE IN ONE DAY!!!!
Damn seasickness.
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20 years! Nicely done! My stepmom hasn't puked in something like 35 years. I admire people like you guys. I thought my 13 years was impressive. I remember after that much time had passed puking became the most horrific thing and I got it into my head that I'd die if I did it... but when I did I realized it wasn't that bad... the feeling leading up to the puking though... THAT'S bad. Location can be bad too.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9:24am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
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Did you see it?
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YES!!! Last night.
Tha man is a comic genius.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by peaches on June 12, 2008 - 12:25pm.
I honestly don't know how Clooney prevents himself from smacking some sense into his buddy!
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I think he DID, I think that's how he found out that's what Brad really likes, which explained his fascination with Angelina, so that's why George let it go.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
"selective ignore"...is that like when i mentally mute the BF ?
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 -
Oy vey, from your keyboard to God's ears!! We soooo need the no-puking switch!! My gallbladder crapped out,
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I had "sludge" in my gall bladder for a few months years ago. Not fun.
HHAHAHAHA, sludge is a funny word.
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Gallbladder pluggage makes you puke?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOL Kizzy.. OH That $20 goes far!! *bends over* I just love that Av so much.. I wish I had that on a T-shirt!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I honestly don't know how Clooney prevents himself from smacking some sense into his buddy! I mean, Sarah opens her mouth and she's history! Angelina tells everyone everything about their life. is nothing sacred anymore?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
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Did you see it? Was it not hilarious? Luuurrrrves that movie!
Madeline Kahn: No, no, no, no, yes, no, no, yes!
ROFLMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Kizzy. Thanks *Dances for you
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****slips a $20 into Okie's garter
Shake it, hwat mama!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
LCT: Gerard has said that AJ was a shitty actress, by the way, and it was a bore working with her on Tomb Raider.
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Please send a link to this!!!! I gotta see it to believe it!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 9:07am.
Sludge? HAHAHAHA Yeah, that is a good word. I would have like to have known when it was still in the gallstones stage, so I could have kept my organ, and not have my navel go from round to a triangle. I had the shittiest fucking surgeon on the fucking planet. I hated this bitch so bad, I got up and left as soon as I woke up. Fake hair, fake tan, fake nails, and she was a fucking SURGEON. I was so sorry I hadn't had anything to eat or drink, I REALLY wanted to puke on her shoes, just on principle.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy. Thanks *Dances for you*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I agree...those kids need some ROUTINE and STABILITY. Schlepping them all over the world every few weeks is NOT GOOD for the kids.
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“I just "blue" myself.”
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 9:09am.
Many moons ago I consumed "several" double pina coladas one evening, spent the rest of the night with my head in a garbage pail.
Went about 20 years without puking, then took a boat trip on the open seas.
PUKED TWICE IN ONE DAY!!!!
Damn seasickness.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 13, 2008 - 2:02am.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 11:59am.
Yeah, it likes to think it's a lot more clever than it really is.
I think some people are more practiced at the art of selective ignore than others.
It is refreshing to see someone take that page out of it's book and use it against it. Just gives me more to laugh at.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL. You don't have to say "It." You can say HEART ANGELINA. I don't mind.
I like Uwish a lot but I am not her. I am trying to be on my very best behavior for obvious reasons. So no Uwish isn't me.
I am honestly not afraid to say whatever I feel the need to say. I have explained that several times. I am not sure what I can do to convince you but I am being honest, which is all I got.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
I don’t worship anyone I'm not going to fight with you people trying to explain that I'm not obsessed with AJ I just really dislike people who are so full of jealousy they will think of anything to say to make the girl they are hating on look bad cant stand those types its unattractive and tacky in my opinion.I'm not saying AJ is perfect either I'm sure theres plenty to rag about there somewhere but I dont think she's this monster some of you portray her
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Really? I don't see you defending Brittney Spears, Posh and everybody else who are ripped on this blog.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 8:57am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 11:56am.
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It's torture, plain and simple. Part of the God Complex most drs. have. They like to fuck with people like that, just to keep them from having to deal with a little shit. Wimps.
Good luck tomorrow, I hope everything's alright.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 12, 2008 - 11:28am.
I don't dislike Angie and Brad and the brood as much as I am tired of hearing about them and their eternal cavorting around the world. With this many kids, they should be putting down roots somewhere. Children need that stability.
My sentiments exactly!!! and they certainly should NOT put roots down in LA!! Those kids will be fucked up even more! Ain't it funny about Brad's Tattoo though? Basically she branded him like cattle!!!!
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