Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I’m also not neither here nor there in my life. Thought you might like to know.
i've been wondering
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
the whole alt thing is kinda funny sometimes, but with a few exceptions (FLA!) it is mostly just tedious and confusing.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Hey sheeps! Yeah I know I am so over Brange that I don't care either way...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:01pm
Wow I think I love you!
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:01pm.
LA don't let the snarky bitches on this site get to you.
Funny, i thought the site was designed for you to make fun of celebrities like me, God Jolie.
The only people who seem to forget that are the challenged loonies.
Would you like to sniff my panty liner?
My golden vagina touched it.
I’m also not neither here nor there in my life. Thought you might like to know.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Falcor, whole reason why I bought both my xboxes... I ♥ Master Chief Spartan 117... he can do me with the helmet on!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 12, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
What did you do? Did you get busted in Eddie's garbage cans too?
I did nuffink, dont care anyMcHoot! Eddies Garb cans, whats that? What happened?
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
ELB, you got banned? WTF for? Don't worry, they's crazy sometimes but they'll get their wits about themselves soon enough...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
ELB - WTF happened in the forum? Was it the accusations that you weren't you? I left that convo early.
ElB - that's crazy, I thought everyone loved your brand of snark
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I just bought a new xbox 360, and lemme just say that I am in love. In fact, I already call it my sexbox...
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I can totally relate to that - I borrowed a friend's and it was REALLY hard to give it back!
OT: I *still* think she looks like the cat lady.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Ooohh X box...anyone play halo? I put a halos over peoples heads daily son!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
ESE, you nightcrawler you! Love you long time, come by during the daylight hours too!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 1:45pm
True, but that's a double-edged sword. Sometimes HALA projects her thoughts, feelings and impressions of what she perceives Angelina to be onto what other posters have written. I myself earned the wrath by saying Angie had an "earth mother thing" going on, that Brad was attracted to, when they first met. I got jumped immediately. There was nothing derogatory in that statement, whatsoever. The attack, and the hate behind the attack was unwarranted. Since I was a newbie at the time, I knew no one, and no one knew me, I was quite perplexed at what had prompted such irrational behavior.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
What did you do? Did you get busted in Eddie's garbage cans too?
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 12:56pm
LOL, of course I have the "RUMBLE" pack. Also, I am a techie geek...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
LA don't let the snarky bitches on this site get to you. As for MK banning you as they would like, all he has to do is go back through the posts and read how they bait you on every Brangie thread which is sooo pathetic!!! Even if you're not on they can't wait for you to arrive. Stay strong and ignore the them. Just keep thinking to yourself, shit their other halves are way worse off than me as they have to put up with them on a regular basis. Poor suckers
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 10:54am.
She'll just have to hire a Special Assistant in Charge of Keeping the Bullshit Straight.
And of course changing diapers will be part of the job description.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
seras - thanks I will add those to the list
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
M.E.....I was trying for front but I found out about it too late so I just hope she can still see good.I know she's gonna have a blast even with Greg gone.
Submitted by seras on June 12, 2008 - 12:55pm
Seras, I was watching my friend play Bio and I was a little buzzed and the "Protectors" terrifed me! Creepy but in a good way....will definitely get it. Right now I can't wait to play PGR 4!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.
I miss JH
JH was on last night, usually(as far as i know) a night time poster... then again, what the hell am i doing here during daylight hours?!
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Monkeypox and Viva:You guys need to check out Bioshock!Its crazy!Had to edit to put down The Darkness too.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I agree with you about MK. He didn't seem to offended until the petition. I do know at first, I was really, I was kinda like you. Which I have been meaning to tell you that I adore you but I wouldn't name call right off the bat the way you do sometimes. I mean thats what I first did and I realized that alot of these posters are not that bad. They'll listen and they just want to have fun. So its not good to be mean to everyone. However I did change...I didn't start name calling or attacking people. I just tried to talk but it was sprinkled with words like fuck, cunt, and mom jeans, which I shouldn't have said. I think I had been doing real good. I hadn't been cursing at others at much unless they had it coming. I wasn't gonna stop defending Angie, no that wasn't gonna happen. I mean there are enough lies in the world. So anyway, most don't want the truth, but I am all about the truth. So even though my approach changed...there was still drama. Drama led to the petition. I didn't think I deserved to go, fortunately some others agreed.
Hey Heart, keep posting. I'm in the same boat as you, everybody ganged up on me on the forum a couple of weeks ago till i just got froze out, same thing is happening to you, keep posting! :o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Seras - my son was two when I took him. He was OBSESSED with the GD Wiggles. We had front row seats. He sat in my lap in awe the entire show, until the final song when he got up to dance with the other kids. He was sad that it was over.
He STILL talks about it. He's 5 now.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
The media is also trying to force feed Jolie to us. She is way over exposed and over rated. They need to realize, the more you push, the more people back away.
I miss JH... He needs to come by with his Mary Kay makeup and his sagacity. Hell, I'm even ready to give HALA a second chance, and say bygones be bygones. But the again I am a litle high off of my sexbox...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Angelina, where's your crown of thorns?
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I'm bored of 'em already. OFF TOPIC: I just bought a new xbox 360, and lemme just say that I am in love. In fact, I already call it my sexbox...
MONKEYPOX, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your 'controller' has a "rumble" feature. hehe
I see Stoney is the self-appointed 'hall monitor' now. At least I know who to turn to if anyone tries to steal my milk money.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on June 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mwah! Well said.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I thought Brad was the one who said they wouldn't marry until everyone had equal rights to do so.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 1:50pm.
FINISH HIM! DO IT !
I deserve to be loonie free.
Do it for my new born babies,please.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 12, 2008 - 1:48pm.
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She REALLY needs to use an excel spreadsheet to keep all the bullshit straight.
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She can't do that. She'd have to have at least 3 BlackBerrys to hold it all, then the paps would catch her holding all 3, just like Madonna. And since Madonna tried to copy her, she could never put herself in the position where someone could accuse her of copying Madonna.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey Viva... I was playing a demo of Ninja Gaiden and almost humped the screen...the graphics are sooooooooooooooooooo beautiful! I cried a little... especially when Ryu Hayabusa's sexy ass showed up...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
cycloneb, sometimes your abundant use of punctuation makes your posts kinda confusing. I'm trying to keep up and you throw me a punctuation curveball and I am lost again!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Karen Flatts
I did see that before when everyone said that I was LOVE ANGELINA I was trying to find there so called proof and i do admit that it is a huge coincidence but that’s all it is and its not proof of squat.
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It's not proof, but it is what they call in the Justice System "circumstantial evidence".
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Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Wow thats soooooooo stupid your not aloud to speak your mind without people ganging up on you and getting you kicked out.
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Oh, she was "allowed" to do it. It just annoyed everybody that she did it "aloud".
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I agree with you about MK. He didn't seem to offended until the petition. I do know at first, I was really, I was kinda like you. Which I have been meaning to tell you that I adore you but I wouldn't name call right off the bat the way you do sometimes. I mean thats what I first did and I realized that alot of these posters are not that bad. They'll listen and they just want to have fun. So its not good to be mean to everyone. However I did change...I didn't start name calling or attacking people. I just tried to talk but it was sprinkled with words like fuck, cunt, and mom jeans, which I shouldn't have said. I think I had been doing real good. I hadn't been cursing at others at much unless they had it coming. I wasn't gonna stop defending Angie, no that wasn't gonna happen. I mean there are enough lies in the world. So anyway, most don't want the truth, but I am all about the truth. So even though my approach changed...there was still drama. Drama led to the petition. I didn't think I deserved to go, fortunately some others agreed.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 1:45pm
I don’t have a problem with what you said and I agree a 100% I think the snarky comments are fine and entertaining its when some of the people in here take it to this whole new level you can just see the hatred in their post and the ones who just know what she’s think and what goes on behind closed doors and what a horrible parent she is that’s when it gets out of hand and just becomes ridiculous.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA 3:30am.
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Yeah, I do but not when I am upset. Esp not when someone comes at me disrespectful like that poster did. I tried to laugh it off it at first but she really upset me.
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Laugh it off hey? yeahhhhhh right...sure ya did!
Upset you? yeahhhhh of course it did! EVERYTHING upsets you, when it ain't going YOUR way!!!
(and if I could only count on my one hand the amount of people YOU have uspet with your bullshit here!!! grrrrrr)
However, HA/LA/?????/aka. BORING, BORING BORING/and "it"...
I will hold off with my "other" post I had prepared for YOU.....and YOU may thank, "Karen Flatts" (3.07am) for that...and of course ME! and my good nature! For I am in such a good mood tonight and you have already again proved what a fuckwit you are...that I will let it all slide for now.
but truly...YOU need to think "long & hard" before YOU speak! (thin ice, thin ice)
Hey MP - Same shit different day, huh? COngrats on your sexbox. I just got one too and uh yeah, even with just GTA4 the shit is off the chain!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
And the photoshopper did a horrible job because she looks very masculine in this picture...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
did see that before when everyone said that I was LOVE ANGELINA I was trying to find there so called proof
"there so called proof" is the proof.
"Their" so called proof is in your writting "skillz".
M.E.:Thanks for telling me that cause my friend went last year and said her kid was bored to death with it but her daughter is more of a Doodlebop fan.My 3 year old cannot get enough of them though.
Submitted by smartazrox on June 12, 2008 - 9:40am.
"It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
is she high, or has she just been telling so many lies that she can no longer keep track of them?
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She REALLY needs to use an excel spreadsheet to keep all the bullshit straight.
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.
Submitted by Nectar on June 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
I cannot stay away. Someone help us all! There are things to do. It is getting late. I just have to say I like that Jesus quote about good and evil in a man's heart. Does that apply to bile in your gallbladder as well?
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Not anymore, ROFL
TOO FUNNY!!!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hey everyone! Nic eto know things haven't changed here, not that that's a bad thing. It's like coming home... OT: Whatevah... I'm bored of 'em already. OFF TOPIC: I just bought a new xbox 360, and lemme just say that I am in love. In fact, I already call it my sexbox...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by seras on June 12, 2008 - 9:41am.
I missed this?Dang!I guess thats what happens when you go to Target to get a movie about Joy Division cause your a complete nut over them.Anyway,all I have to say is bad pic of her.Only read the little snippets and I am bored to tears just from that.She could always call Pitt "Sperm Donor". Off topic:What moron just spent $144.00 bucks on 3 Wiggles tickets?Thats right.....ME!
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I did the same thing 3 years ago. It is WELL worth it! They throw in enough adult humor to entertain you!
Oh and Captain Feathersword? HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Submitted by Nectar on June 12, 2008 - 6:42pm.
I cannot stay away.
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You mean you actually left?!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 1:39pm.
No one has any problem allowing her to speak her mind. That is in fact, encouraged here. However, when someone says they are determined to in their words, "force feed" you their beliefs until you convert, and proceeds to attempt to do just that, you do have to look at them and wonder just how many bats are flapping about in that belfry.
We like snarking on the celebs. All of them. For the stupid things they do. They amuse us. They're supposed to. They're entertainers. This is one way how.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA
Look at me talking to myslef Uwish.
Heart Angelina, I am you and you are me!
I know! I am WE!
You and the voices in your head are having a play date. How sick!