Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:17pm.
And poor little put-upon HALA has never done anything to bring that upon herself, has she?
Sorry, I defended her my 2nd day here. I thought she was being baited, too. Then I got jumped for nothing, and I realized where that came from, and that it was perfectly justified.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:18pm
Shit, I've been here a year and no assessment, let alone a (very well-deserved) raise... eff 'em. At least I know you guys love me back...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan 3:53am.
cycloneb, sometimes your abundant use of punctuation makes your posts kinda confusing. I'm trying to keep up and you throw me a punctuation curveball and I am lost again!
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why I am sorry for that vll
is this any better
may god slap me down dead if i ever hit another punc/cap key around here
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Heeehehehe...yeah people can get a little intense about the puncuation around here sometimes.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Hahaha, b00bs. That's funny. b00bs. b00bs b00bs b00bs b00bs b00bs.
b00bs.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:01pm.
LOL *huge hugs to you* Thank you. I will.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by KidL on June 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by KidL on June 12, 2008 - 11:11am.
Puppies??? Why would Angelina shoot puppies???
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Question: Are you really that thick or was this an ill-conceived shot at humor?
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Yes she is.
Mice are smarter.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:11pm."
You bitches have tourettes too?? CUNT! FACE! ASSLICKER! DUCKSNORT! SCROTUM! BRANGELINA WEARS MOM JEANS IN PRIVATE!!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Well, I'll go all in and give you a "DOODOOCAACAAPEEPEESHIRE"
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I just doodoocaacaapeepeeshired my pants. That was AWESOME.
FROTHY DISCHARGE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:12pm
( o ) ( o ) ...how's that for boobies?
*Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrppppppp* yum yum.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 1:17pm
Nope...all me...wait till I hit the thirties though...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Falcor, whole reason why I bought both my xboxes... I ♥ Master Chief Spartan 117... he can do me with the helmet on!
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Mmmmm...many a wet dream has been had at the thought of him.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
El Bastardo,
Banned? ? ?
Gimme a name, cuz i'm not above cutting a bitch.
They ban you again, and they are in store for a Grade A bitch tantrum.
LCT,
Cheers to you and sexy Gerard!!! I'd love to hear from you even if you wasn't (heee hee) funny as hell!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:14pm.
But I don't do things like that. Do you remember which thread it was??? I can't believe I would do something so silly.
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Yes, you do, because yes you did, as LOVES ANGELINA. NO I don't remember which thread it was, I am not overly invested in this shit enough to bother keeping track.
I've seen you do much sillier shit.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:14pm.
No that is what a LOONIE would say about my ass.
Im fucking edgy. I did fucking drugs man!
I say things like "ass" and "fucking drugs man".
I wear all black!
I burn candles in the bath tub while I read leather bound books as I soak in a tub of Suave Coconut Body/Shower Gel.
Only an edgy bitch like me would use something cheap to bathe in like Suave.
Monkey, you and me both. Real work is fulfilling but DListed is sexy times.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Hmm...I'll raise you a "SARAHPLAINANDTALL"
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I see your SARAHPLAINANDTALL and I raise you a BALL HAIR STUCK IN MY TEETH.
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Well, I'll go all in and give you a "DOODOOCAACAAPEEPEESHIRE"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:14pm.
But I don't do things like that. Do you remember which thread it was??? I can't believe I would do something so silly.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
That'd be Goddess Jolie wouldn't it Angelina Jolie- Pitt? I read posts on Dlisted daily and I just find it seriously disturbing the way ppl say LA causes trouble when if you read it right, there is alot of harrassment from other posters- some more than others.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:11pm.
TESTICLE
Lamb Fries!.. yeah, just screwin' with Sheeps now!LOL!
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
MP - did you get a boob job?!?!? Those be some perky b00bs!
Clarisse, my dear.
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Happy Thursday.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Clarisse, I thought I'd give the whole "actually working at work" thing a try. Turns out, I'm good at it, but it's boring... so I came back here...lol
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Are people talking to themselves on this site again? I leave for 30 mins and there's more than 100 new comments...mostly all by one person....*sigh* Somethings just never change.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Hmm...I'll raise you a "SARAHPLAINANDTALL"
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I see your SARAHPLAINANDTALL and I raise you a BALL HAIR STUCK IN MY TEETH.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Hey Heart, keep posting. I'm in the same boat as you, everybody ganged up on me on the forum a couple of weeks ago till i just got froze out, same thing is happening to you, keep posting! :o)
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I will. Thank you. I am sorry to hear that. You're always so so funny and agreeable. I can't imagine what you did.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:12pm
( o ) ( o ) ...how's that for boobies?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Believe it, because YOU DID.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Grrr! I hate it when work interferes with D-Listed!
MONKEYPOX!!! Where have you been you sexy thang?
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Like I said before its not the snarky comments that bother me some people go way beyond snarky here and I have the right to call them out and say what i think about them they dont hold themselves back and they love to attack others so why cant someone attack them back??
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I heard the forum was a different animal from here, that those folks take no prisoners.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 12, 2008 - 2:12pm.
My ass itches.
Get a loonie over here to lick it, NOW!
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Angelina would not refer to her bottom as her ass. She'd refer to it as the portal which her Saintly Spawn will so closely pass by as they enter this unholy world which they will grace.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:11pm.
TESTICLE.
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Hmm...I'll raise you a "SARAHPLAINANDTALL"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 12, 2008 - 6:03pm.
ElB - that's crazy, I thought everyone loved your brand of snark
*sniff* i know. Send me some topless photos, might cheer me up! :o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Why would I attack you for saying Earth Mother Thing??? I highly doubt I would do that.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
My ass itches.
Get a loonie over here to lick it, NOW!
@Angel_i- I have quite a few books on Wicca. I have put many things into practice, but like with all religions/beliefs, I am not a good one. I only practice a few things. I am a dabbler of many, a full practioner of none.
aww thanks Uwish.
Submitted by . on June 12, 2008 - 1:09pm
Thanks doll! BTW, I really think that people should reserve the snarking for the a-hole celebs and not each other. Peace, love and sexbox folks!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
TESTICLE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 12, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Agreed. However, I believe Lurves was merely showing the speed and ease with which that is done, to make a point.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 6:04pm.
ELB, you got banned? WTF for? Don't worry, they's crazy sometimes but they'll get their wits about themselves soon enough...
Nah, not banned! Twats started calling me mouse *yawn* i thought my dick had fallen off and i had become a 40+ American woman, spooooooooky. :o) funny!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
HELLO this site was created by a snarky bitch and is intended for snarky bitches! DUH! Fantards welcome but if you're gonna take what people say here and make it a personal crusade, well loonies need not apply.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
In fact, when my landlord asked why the rent was late, I told her I'm not neither here nor there. She must be pretty shallow, because she turned off the gas and water.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Well I hope what ever you wanted to post about me, wasn't information you shouldn't have and obtained using illegal means. It could spell more trouble for you.
Its quite unsettling and I have never done anything like that to anyone. I think thats a little far to take things for a few comment section disputes.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:01pm.
LOL, of course I have the "RUMBLE" pack. Also, I am a techie geek...
MONKEYPOX, I bow before thee, Geek Girlie. That you in the pic? Hottie too!
Now if only my mouse had a rumble feature, den we'd havva sumpin'!
Angel_i, I loved your Wiccan info. Very wise.
I'm a sucker but I'm pathetically curious to know what the twins will be and look like.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan 3:53am.
cycloneb, sometimes your abundant use of punctuation makes your posts kinda confusing. I'm trying to keep up and you throw me a punctuation curveball and I am lost again!
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why I am sorry for that vll
is this any better
may god slap me down dead if i ever hit another punc/cap key around here
p.s Sorry Matey! <<< >>> A force of habit here.
I tend to type, how I speak...hmmmmmmm <<< >>> seeeeee what I mean!!! I just can't help it...sooooooooo....ya will just have to skip my posts, aka. "Get over it"!!!!! ":)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 1:08pm
Thanks, love... I wish I was getting "saucy"... actually, I got trashed monday and was too hung over to work on tuesday. It was awesome...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I know someone who'd be guaranteed to buy it, should you choose to put it on Ebay.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 11:07am.
Hey MP! Like the saucy new avie.
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
I’m also not neither here nor there in my life. Thought you might like to know.
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Much more interesting to hear it from you, I have to say...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥