Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
DUCKSNORT!
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Reported!!!
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why?
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Why? WHY?!?!? Because DUCKS have feelings too, dammit!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I have a daughter a year younger than LA and to tell you the truth they sometimes don't think before they speak/write. She will understand one day but for now she is who she is and if ppl would just go with that I think it would change things around (leading by example)
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she has been here for almost a year and there has been a concerted effort to help her grow up.
nothing works.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
DUCKSNORT!
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Reported!!!
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why?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
OMG my life is so useless I need to hear it all from you ya dumb cunt. I should just shoot myself. I am so sick of this bitch. I am usually against the C-word, I WILL MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR THIS SLUT.
OMG my life is so useless I need to hear it all from you ya dumb cunt. I should just shoot myself. I am so sick of this bitch. I am usually against the C-word, I WILL MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR THIS SLUT.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 2:34pm.
I missed you. *sniff LCT wouldn't even go castle storming with me again! **pouts**
Yeah, messenger, rudimentary shit. Damn lucky I'm not tapping this shit out on a telegraph. LMAO
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Love Angelina, that was a long post.
Try not to sit on your dick for such long periods of time when you post on the internet.
Just tuck it, dont sit on it.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Hey Heart, keep posting. I'm in the same boat as you, everybody ganged up on me on the forum a couple of weeks ago till i just got froze out, same thing is happening to you, keep posting! :o)
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I will. Thank you. I am sorry to hear that. You're always so so funny and agreeable. I can't imagine what you did.
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I do believe he was the man with the page long posts cut and pasted directly from his own site, no? Tsk, tsk.
But you children are ALL bad and you need to go to STARBUCKS! and wait for Britney!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Hedy Angie, did you find your fucking relevance yet??? YET????
Wow. That was a bit... uncalled for.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
DUCKSNORT!
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Reported!!!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Kizzy, if they get badges for making shivs, I'm in trouble. I failed getting my Ninja badge even as an Owl.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
That's ok okie. It'll me a mockery of the bad ones.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Fucking Girl-Scouts will do ANYTHING to keep you from getting their cookies...
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I swear I'm going to pay those bitches in knives one day. Right to the cankles.
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Ooooooo, to the cankles, eh? Wow, that's pretty harsh. I like it. Watch out, though, they are some wily tricksters, and are skilled in the art of shiv making. (I think they get a badge)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
HI Okie! I took a hearty dose of Fukitol this morning so no worries on my part, it's all jokes to me.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
M.E.. OH snap. I remember said soup ass you had.. Guess that WAS it, huh??
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*pats out play-doh*
*hands over tomato 2 LCT*
Oops, I made that one Blue..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Monkeypox, I just watched that epi last night! "If I could say "balls" to my principal, I would be soooo happy".
ELB - Quack Quack! Angelina is a Quack and a Hack who smokes Crack and does Smack and in talent she Lacks and she cant keep Track of her lies and her Crap.
Just call me Dr. Seuss-alina!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 12:09pm.
sorry if I came off like I was editing your post or being the grammar police, I was honestly responding to your posts, which are sometimes hard for me to read, yet interesting enough to want to try. I'll be sure to not do that anymore if it makes ya cranky.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 12, 2008 - 12:33pm.
86 new comments? Really?
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Really!
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Fair enough Kizzy I'm out of here it's almost 5am here. Happy bitching to all!
keep in mind
a child cannot distinguish between feelings and behaviour.
they think they are one and the same
you feel a certain way so you act a certain way
they think their feelings justify their actions
i was upset i could not control myself it's not my fault
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 12, 2008 - 2:33pm.
86 new comments? Really?
to be fair, i don't think a lot of them are about Angie
OT: kidding!.. i don't care!
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA 4:10am.
Well I hope what ever you wanted to post about me, wasn't information you shouldn't have and obtained using illegal means. It could spell more trouble for you.
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See what I mean about you!
You prove it again and again.
What is this crap about illegal means and "more trouble" for ME rubbish? What trouble do you suppose I am already in here??? I shall tell you now, absolutely NONE! <> EVERY COMPUTER on the net has an IP ADDRESS, it is there for the taking, no problems. I am sorry if you did not know that. Truly now, take a deep breath and step back from your monitor, YOU should just let "it all go"...
However, I doubt that to be the case with you, as YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO COME BACK WITH THE LAST WORD NOW HEY!!!
Poor VLL.. I got your back!! *peers thru window*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
*peeks in*
Well, well...I can see the level of maturity in here has taken a sharp turn downward, lol.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:17pm
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Been there, done that, didn't work.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Let's! I honestly think Gerry would be the perfect Master Chief if they ever get around to making Halo... Get on it, Peter Jackson!
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I wish he'd been Iron Man. And the I Am Legend guy. And every character in LOTR.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Hey Kizzy and LCT! I missed you girls. I took a little dlisted break and then yesterday there was no electricity in my apt or at my job so no internetz.
Kizzy--is it msn messenger you're on?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
86 new comments? Really?
on topic, I love how Angie can spin like a top, everytime she gives an interview.
I still remember the Vanity Fair interview shortly after she adopted Maddox where she admitted meeting different men in hotels for sex.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 2:31pm.
LCT.. Bad tomatoes.. Ruh Roh.. I'm about tired of not getting any damn tomatoes on my sammies.. Sick of it!! *makes one out of play-doh*
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oh my god Play Doh tomatoes are SOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Make me one will ya?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Bad tomatoes..
:::shockey face:::
Might essplain my day 5 of soup ass.
*slaps hand to forehead*
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Fucking Girl-Scouts will do ANYTHING to keep you from getting their cookies...
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I swear I'm going to pay those bitches in knives one day. Right to the cankles.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Let's! I honestly think Gerry would be the perfect Master Chief if they ever get around to making Halo... Get on it, Peter Jackson!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by miffed_33 on June 12, 2008 - 2:17pm.
And poor little put-upon HALA has never done anything to bring that upon herself, has she?
Sorry, I defended her my 2nd day here. I thought she was being baited, too. Then I got jumped for nothing, and I realized where that came from, and that it was perfectly justified.
I have a daughter a year younger than LA and to tell you the truth they sometimes don't think before they speak/write. She will understand one day but for now she is who she is and if ppl would just go with that I think it would change things around (leading by example)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.
What in tarnation is up in here? :)
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Oh my holy God I haven't seen you in ages!!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT.. Bad tomatoes.. Ruh Roh.. I'm about tired of not getting any damn tomatoes on my sammies.. Sick of it!! *makes one out of play-doh*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.
What in tarnation is up in here? :)
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♥♥♥♥
You, ya hawt sluuuuttt!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
BTW, I ♥ Billy Piper and can't wait to see "Diary of A Call Girl"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
You bitches have tourettes too?? CUNT! FACE! ASSLICKER! DUCKSNORT! SCROTUM! BRANGELINA WEARS MOM JEANS IN PRIVATE!!
Ducksnort? I've never reported anyone here but Ducksnort is a word that offends me, reported!!
Quack quack.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:23pm.
I think I ate one of those bad tomatoes...
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Fucking Girl-Scouts will do ANYTHING to keep you from getting their cookies...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
What in tarnation is up in here? :)
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Aww... I love you soo much that I would let you bang my bf, and Master Chief too!
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Holy crap lady! Master Chief?? I'm the luckiest girl in the whole wide world!! <3 Let's make poo babies.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by KidL on June 12, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I know, I know! Hello brick wall, how I've missed you. I am just going to have to tape a sign to my monitor: Do Not Feed the Trolls. Sorry!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:25pm
Aww... I love you soo much that I would let you bang my bf, and Master Chief too!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:18pm
Shit, I've been here a year and no assessment, let alone a (very well-deserved) raise... eff 'em. At least I know you guys love me back...
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Those fackers just don't know what they've got. I heart you muchly and I would pay you for it if I could afford it.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 1:21pm
Bwahahaha, that reminds me of the South Park where Eric pretends to have Tourette's and starts to lose his head-to-mouth filter and yells "my cousin and I touched weeeeeeeeeners"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
You bitches have tourettes too?? CUNT! FACE! ASSLICKER! DUCKSNORT! SCROTUM! BRANGELINA WEARS MOM JEANS IN PRIVATE!!
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BRANGELINA WEARS GRANNY PANTIES IN PUBLIC! TWAT! FALLOPIAN! ANAL FISSURE!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
I think I ate one of those bad tomatoes...
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:19pm.
LCT,
Cheers to you and sexy Gerard!!! I'd love to hear from you even if you wasn't (heee hee) funny as hell!
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Well you're hearin' from me mama! Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <3
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Ok, havae a full belly now.
Ready to snark...