Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 8:00pm.
So I guess the general consensus is that we're all crazy because we're suffering from tomato shortage.
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Erm...are you trying to imply that the Dlisted Crazy Sluts NEED a reason to be crazy? I thought they were naturally crazy!! ;0)
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Britney wears a sword around her neck, and Angie wears a gun. Now all we need is Wino to wear a bomb around hers. They can be The Three Amigas.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
El Bastardo,
Great! Now you're leaving what am i suppose to do with the kool-whip and silk blindfold???
Bastard indeed.
*hmph!*
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
TonicBitch! - No you don't have Princess Nisa from The Forbidden Dance as your avie!!!
*sings Kid Creole and does the "Lambada"*
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 12, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 7:41pm.
I was pretty lighted hearted about it. I just wanted to be funny. If you didn't find it funny. I wish you could have said, "HA you aren't funny." Instead of calling me an idiot.
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You have a very good point. There was no need to take one part of your post and use it to insult you. HA, it's clear as day that KidL will use your posts against you, even when your trying to be funny or whatever. My advice is to ignore (no matter how strong the temptaion is to respond).
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I didn't think she would do that, so thats why I responded but you're so correct DAE. 1
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 12, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 7:41pm.
I was pretty lighted hearted about it. I just wanted to be funny. If you didn't find it funny. I wish you could have said, "HA you aren't funny." Instead of calling me an idiot.
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You have a very good point. There was no need to take one part of your post and use it to insult you. HA, it's clear as day that KidL will use your posts against you, even when your trying to be funny or whatever. My advice is to ignore (no matter how strong the temptaion is to respond).
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I didn't think she would do that, so thats why I responded but you're so correct DAE. 1
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Mine too, ahhh, halcyon days....
OH! Do you know that ungrateful slut Nessie gave her # to ESE?? After all those Samoas and Tagalongs and trolls...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
M.E..OMG, do you really think corn pickers are shitting in our fields?? And using shucks as T.P.?? Gasp!! I just like to use my panties as toilet paper then put them back on.. Shucks sting and cut!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Just saw an ad for 'Wanted' Damn, that looks like a ducksnorting good film!
Goodnight piglets! Respek!
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Altho it seems odd that you should go to bed whilst the bright sun beats heavy on my brow I will be happy to show some "Respek" and say:
Nitey Nite!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 3:00pm.
So I guess the general consensus is that we're all crazy because we're suffering from tomato shortage.
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Or Tomato's Ring of Fire.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 2:59pm.
LCT.. poodle toot.? I don't think we can be friends any more.. That was my nick name in college, How did you find out?? huh?? It was you that started that rumor wasn't it!!! *runs away crying*
*poodle tooting*
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Hahahhahaa *poodle tooting* hahaah oh my Lordy. I neenered in my pantaloons.
I know it was your nickname because DonkeyHonk told me. YOU know.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 12:56pm.
M.E.. I had no idea about it until a few days ago. I hadn't gotten a tomato w/ my chicken sand. And thot it was my hubby's fault. Then my MIL said that McDonalds wasn't serving them. Since then, Every place isn't serving them. I just thought it was around her in TN. But I guess its the World.. Yikes. they said no tomato for 7 days. I say longer. I don't want soup ass, nuh uh! I wonder what other food was contaminated w/ salamanila?(sp?) *gulp*
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I went to chipolte yesterday for some chips and salsa....I knew something wasnt right with salsa, but I couldnt figure out what. Now it all makes since. Damn samonella!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT - yes, most likely. It feels that way. GD fucking chocolate starfish is on fucking FIRE!
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Hahahahaha chocolate starfish. Hahahahahahahaa. Mah choklit stahfeesh is on FAYA!
I had that over the weekend and have been feeling raunchy ever since. Let's start a Tomato Chocolate Starfish Facebook group.
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God my immaturity kills me sometimes, I totally read that in my Beavis voice.
*rolls eyes*
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.
DUCKSNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I have NEVER been so insulted in all my life!
MY second cousin's brother-in-law happens to be a duck, you know, and if he had to hear this kinda talk he would be blubbering in his fishsoup in no time.
PLEASE refrain from using the DS word again! You are hurting my distant relative through marriage's feelings!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Just saw an ad for 'Wanted' Damn, that looks like a ducksnorting good film!
Goodnight piglets! Respek!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
I Am Legend is iconic horror fiction. Been one of my favorites since high school (back when wheels were square) Fabulous Book!!!
OFF TOPIC:
Who's got the bottle now? Two Drink?? Don't bogart!
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Poodle Toot! ~LCT
So I guess the general consensus is that we're all crazy because we're suffering from tomato shortage.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
I'd like to know how food fucking goes out with things like salmonella and e. coli in it for crying out loud.
TEST FUCKING FOOD. It'll prevent killage and recalls. Simple.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT.. poodle toot.? I don't think we can be friends any more.. That was my nick name in college, How did you find out?? huh?? It was you that started that rumor wasn't it!!! *runs away crying*
*poodle tooting*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
I love how someone in here thinks it's OK to personally slam everyone else and call them cunts and bitches and whores, yet it's NOT OK to them to receive slammage.
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Is that directed at me??? I haven't called anyone a cunt or a bitch since I have been back. I haven't named called at all since that was the chief complaint people had about me. So I have refrained from doing so. I never said anything about it being ok to call anyone names.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Kizzy, what would make you think I wouldn't go castle storming with you? That's the highlight of my life!!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
LOL. I had a frapp very early this morning when I walked my dog. Its hot as hell outside.
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O you did, did you?
Is it a little dog?
...MAYBE... you're really BRITNEY! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG!
O wait. If you were Britney, you would have driven. Nevermind:)
PS. It was hot as hell here too, but then the storm broke it and now it's kinda chilly today. Bugger.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Okie - I don't think I've got the salmonella, but I's DEF got sumpthin.
Last year was the spinach and lettuce, now it's the tomatoes.
When the fuck are people gonna stop shitting in the fields?
Lets help the poor, but promote violence! Makes sense to me!
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT - yes, most likely. It feels that way. GD fucking chocolate starfish is on fucking FIRE!
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Hahahahaha chocolate starfish. Hahahahahahahaa. Mah choklit stahfeesh is on FAYA!
I had that over the weekend and have been feeling raunchy ever since. Let's start a Tomato Chocolate Starfish Facebook group.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Can I go and tell George Bush that I think more money should go into funding music classes but totally refrain from donating anything?
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I did that, once, and lo and behold now we have the no child left behind act! What a great piece of legislation that is. So to let you know, it can be done!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
ELB if you think you and LA are in the same boat than you are either extremely drunk, high, or just not paying attention
What about PoodleToot, is that a bad word?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Gerard Butler as Robert Neville. Fucking Brilliant!!! *Gasp* I think i love you!!
God did they ruin that movie!!
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I think I would have needed a change of undies if that had been him. Mmmmmmm.
You didn't like that one? I didn't know anything about it being anything else before I saw the movie so I didn't have any reference..
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
M.E.. I had no idea about it until a few days ago. I hadn't gotten a tomato w/ my chicken sand. And thot it was my hubby's fault. Then my MIL said that McDonalds wasn't serving them. Since then, Every place isn't serving them. I just thought it was around her in TN. But I guess its the World.. Yikes. they said no tomato for 7 days. I say longer. I don't want soup ass, nuh uh! I wonder what other food was contaminated w/ salamanila?(sp?) *gulp*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
DUCKSNORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
LOL. I had a frapp very early this morning when I walked my dog. Its hot as hell outside.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I missed you. *sniff LCT wouldn't even go castle storming with me again! **pouts**
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Heehee I'm a tattletale. No, I'm just kidding. But while we're on the subject, I think it's too late to rescue Brad's dick from Angie's handbag, but perhaps we could still be in time to rescue Guy's? (if anybody here wants it after whatever Madge did to it, poor thing)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 7:41pm.
I was pretty lighted hearted about it. I just wanted to be funny. If you didn't find it funny. I wish you could have said, "HA you aren't funny." Instead of calling me an idiot.
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You have a very good point. There was no need to take one part of your post and use it to insult you. HA, it's clear as day that KidL will use your posts against you, even when your trying to be funny or whatever. My advice is to ignore (no matter how strong the temptaion is to respond).
Also - I can't believe how many posts there are for this thread and it's not even been up that long!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
LCT - yes, most likely. It feels that way. GD fucking chocolate starfish is on fucking FIRE!
*digs Tucks out of purse*
I love how someone in here thinks it's OK to personally slam everyone else and call them cunts and bitches and whores, yet it's NOT OK to them to receive slammage.
Can I go and tell George Bush that I think more money should go into funding music classes but totally refrain from donating anything?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Gerard Butler as Robert Neville. Fucking Brilliant!!! *Gasp* I think i love you!!
God did they ruin that movie!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Ducksnort is a bad word.
Oops I did it again!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by El Bastardo on June 12, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
DUCKSNORT!
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Reported!!!
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why?
Because she said Ducksnort!
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THANK you! Gah!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
uhm riiiiight *blinks*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.
ooohh, good!... didn't miss much mixing a drink
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Submitted by M.E. on June 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I've eaten tomatoes every GD day for the past 3 weeks in my salads, wraps, etc.
*runs straight into brick wall*
*repeatedly*
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You're going to have the direar every day for the rest of your life. Damn woman.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on June 12, 2008 - 12:47pm.
OMG my life is so useless I need to hear it all from you ya dumb cunt. I should just shoot myself. I am so sick of this bitch. I am usually against the C-word, I WILL MAKE AN EXCUSE FOR THIS SLUT.
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Whew. Angry much?
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by cycloneb on June 12, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I didn't know what you intended to do. Like I said thats quite an extreme to go. I can't ignore what you said. If it involves personal info then its important that I measure what is you wanted to do. I am happy to drop it but you understandably unsettled me.
So now I am through talking about it.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 12, 2008 - 2:50pm.
what round are you all in?... missed the bell rings
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It's pretty tame... middle of the 2nd?
Maybe?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Okie - maybe I should pay more attention to the news.
I've eaten tomatoes every GD day for the past 3 weeks in my salads, wraps, etc.
*runs straight into brick wall*
*repeatedly*
If you eat sour neonworms then drink pop, it turns to mounds of foam in your mouth.
Totally almost choked.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
what round are you all in?... missed the bell rings
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"Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin'
We could dream this night away."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
DUCKSNORT!
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Reported!!!
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why?
Because she said Ducksnort!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I missed you. *sniff LCT wouldn't even go castle storming with me again! **pouts**
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What??
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.