Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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HaHa, VLL.. No Forum,Myspace, Or yahoo.. Just a regular email but it has my name in it, so i can't say it. : (
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Aww, you guys can go castle storming without me! If you both told me you were going castle storming and I couldn't go, I'd be like, "Have fun storming the castle!" And then I'd make sure neither of you was mostly dead and let you be on your way.
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Fuck that noise. We're going together. Castle stormage isn't the same without all the troops.
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You speak many troofs, my friend. Seperately, we are individuals with our own sets of talent and skill, but together, we can make Fidel Castro cry like a baby! Make Jessica Simpson say something intelligent! Make Dick Cheney not shoot people! Make Victoria Beckham smile (I hear that's pretty fucking difficult, right there)! Together, we are Fabutastic!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Zomay,
The line starts behind, uh, ME. Don't make me bust out my ninja like skills!
D-Listers,
Why do i love you biatches? Cuz you can quote "The Princess Bride" at the drop of a hat!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
I'm serious people. Hit me with DListed isms. Toilet bats, tennis cans, ducksnort..
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't have a car either. With global warming and all I may just never get one. BF has one but he is here for the summer. We hardly use it.
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I ride a bike. It's common here. But you can't do that unless you have a bf with a car (believe me!) so (assuming you mean "isn't") don't let him stay away long!;p
OT: Cat Lady! Cat Lady! (no offense to you H_A...it's just the only thought I can muster about AJ today)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
LCT - you gotta add LoLo's "Bloop" that shit KIIIIIILS ME
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 3:20pm.
@Carrot Top, yeah, I guess you are right. I get over my probs anyway. You make a great point though!
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Well fuck girl, if you can confidently take a dump in a public washroom or at least silkily blame it on someone else you're WAY ahead of the rest of us.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by zomay on June 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP I am gonna steal your avie and have twins with him.
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I'm taking numbers. There's quite a lineup.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
@Carrot Top, yeah, I guess you are right. I get over my probs anyway. You make a great point though!
Submitted by Stoney on June 12, 2008 - 2:16pm
LOL, happened to me about ten ago...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
That's a load of ducksnort and you know it.
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PLEASE! Every time you say DS a fairy dies!
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
okie are you reg in the forum or do you have myspace or yahoo messenger?
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I think duck snort needs to be added to the list of awesomeness.
K, I'm going to actually make a Word document on all the DListedisms (because I have nothing to do right now).
K people, Dlistedism me. Go.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:15pm
Thought I'd try and be creative...lol
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
You know Carrot Top, I have never had a problem with letting loose in a public restroom. I am usually lucky enough to have others in stalls next to me. I hurry the deed and then rush out. If someone happens to come out while I am washing hands, I simply give a look back toward the stalls, there by blamming it on some hapless person still in the stalls. Usually the person also washing hands will nod in agreement.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
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Aaas yoouu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssh!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOVE CARROTTOP I am gonna steal your avie and have twins with him.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:12pm.
You know what I like about AJ threads? They always turn into the biggest shit shows, and as a result everyone congregates in them so we all get to have nice little chats :)
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ME too!
I was thinking that MK should post AJ's face once in a while - an archive pic that we can pick apart or worship (as each so chooses) but then the post should be all about the DList Drama and where it's at on that day...you know, like: who hates who, blind items for alt names, loonie levels and stuff like that...;p
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Aww, you guys can go castle storming without me! If you both told me you were going castle storming and I couldn't go, I'd be like, "Have fun storming the castle!" And then I'd make sure neither of you was mostly dead and let you be on your way.
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Fuck that noise. We're going together. Castle stormage isn't the same without all the troops.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oklahoma - your powers of perception are on fiyah!
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:13pm.
LCT Yes, one will automatically be black, and actually there is going to be like 4 kids that pop out of her so she can finally finish off her gigantic box of crayons.
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That's a good idea, but let's be honest. AJ's going for the 256 colours in the crayon box deal.
I'll offer myself for adoption (I'll be the peaches and cream crayon) and dish the dirt.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
That's a load of ducksnort and you know it.
MONKEYPOX,
*where's my hankie*
He said i was the only one...Or did he say Wait i'm not done?
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
70 new comments?! FOR REALS?! You bitches are on FAR today! I was so fucking bored all week and none of you whores were talking, and now I go pee and check my email and I may as well give the fuck up on keeping up!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -HA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
I missed you. *sniff LCT wouldn't even go castle storming with me again! **pouts**
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Aww, you guys can go castle storming without me! If you both told me you were going castle storming and I couldn't go, I'd be like, "Have fun storming the castle!" And then I'd make sure neither of you was mostly dead and let you be on your way.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
ssssstalker!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Getting your legs stuck to your friend's leather couch one day and freezing your Tee-Eye-Tee-Eez the next day
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K, I just tried saying tee-eye-tee-eez out loud and fuck me, it's HARD.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
That blindfold is not all I'm holding Clarisse.. Muah!! *holds out tongue* Saucy!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 2:13pm
My favorite scene in that movie is when Uncle Rico nails Napoleon in the face with a steak...bwahahahahaha
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
devilgirl, just be glad you're not one of those obese women who, when they're pregnant, their tits still stick out a foot further than their 9 month pregnant belly.
That should make your life less unhappy.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Ok. I have kept this as a closely guarded secret but since you're all cool, or at least entertaining, I'll tell you.
You know how having direar (or even pooping)in a public bathroom can be mighty embarrassing? Well, the solution: plug your ears. Seriously. It's amazing how quickly the anxiety of the sound of you blowing out your own asshole or giving your cheeks a toilet water shower goes away. It's like it's not even happening.
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Good advice...I think ill go eat some tomatoes and try it out!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
MonkeyPox.. Bwahahah.. Shading her upper lip.. Funny shit!! *falls in love w/ Av*
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LCT Yes, one will automatically be black, and actually there is going to be like 4 kids that pop out of her so she can finally finish off her gigantic box of crayons.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
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I live in Vegas. I want STP tickets. But somehow, I dont think ill be getting any.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
oklahoma,
Let me grab the kool-whip back outta the fridge, here, hold this blindfold ... now, i'm all ears!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
You know what sucks about Chi-town weather? Getting your legs stuck to your friend's leather couch one day and freezing your Tee-Eye-Tee-Eez the next day
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
You know what I like about AJ threads? They always turn into the biggest shit shows, and as a result everyone congregates in them so we all get to have nice little chats :)
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Heart Angelina- A bit of advice, why continue to defend yourself against those who are baiting you? Ignore it. Don't keep talking about how you have changed and blah, blah, blah, - actions speak louder than words. This is first and foremost a gossip blog. I understand wanting to defend yourself, but you just keep going in circles and nothing is ever settled or accomplished. I know you are young and I know you love Angelina. Drop the past beefs that you had with others on this site and move on from there. Take things with a grain of salt and as you showed a little earlier, briefly, with humor. My life sucks at this point and the little enjoyment I get is from the ridiculous posts on DListed- It;s threrapy for me. Let's have fun folks! Isn't it pathetic I come here for enjoyment? That's life! Smiles everyone!
Submitted by Uwish on June 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
I am trying. LOL. I am trying.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
LOL at cornpickers!
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Submitted by zomay on June 12, 2008 - 3:09pm.
"Well, we weren't expecting twins!"
REAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY! What is the odds of having same sex twins that don't look a like? Pretty high if you got help.
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Let's just hope one is black so they can save the trouble of adopting another kid that looks like Z so they can 'even things out' or whatever their excuse was.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:04pm.
El Bastardo,
Great! Now you're leaving what am i suppose to do with the kool-whip and silk blindfold???
Bastard indeed.
*hmph!*
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Us girls have all been on the "jilted by ELB" boat luv... try not to take it personally. Sorta OT: Looking at this pic of AJ makes me think back to Napoleon Dynamite when he tells that one girl he likes it took him an hour to get the shading on her upper lip right...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
"Well, we weren't expecting twins!"
REAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY! What is the odds of having same sex twins that don't look a like? Pretty high if you got help.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by zomay on June 12, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Britney wears a sword around her neck, and Angie wears a gun. Now all we need is Wino to wear a bomb around hers. They can be The Three Amigas.
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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You can't say *bomb* OUT LOUD!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Mine too, ahhh, halcyon days....
OH! Do you know that ungrateful slut Nessie gave her # to ESE?? After all those Samoas and Tagalongs and trolls...
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Wow. That's..... wrong. And so right.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
ubmitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
LOL. I had a frapp very early this morning when I walked my dog. Its hot as hell outside.
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O you did, did you?
Is it a little dog?
...MAYBE... you're really BRITNEY! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG!
O wait. If you were Britney, you would have driven. Nevermind:)
PS. It was hot as hell here too, but then the storm broke it and now it's kinda chilly today. Bugger.
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LOL. My dog is little but he isn't a toy dog. Like one of those really small ones.
I don't have a car either. With global warming and all I may just never get one. BF has one but he is here for the summer. We hardly use it.
The weather is so crazy everywhere. It was cold for a long time here and then it got hot. All in all I think our weather is pretty good.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:02pm.
M.E..OMG, do you really think corn pickers are shitting in our fields??
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Just think of how they're going to water them in drought...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Gasp!! I just like to use my panties as toilet paper then put them back on.. Shucks sting and cut!!
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ELLE. OH. ELLE. Fuck. Me.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
*cart-wheels up next to Clarisse* blind fold & Kool-whip?? yumm.. I have some ideas!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan 4:38am.
lmao
Moi? Cranky???
Hell to the no!
I sit down at DListed for absolutely nothing more than, some serious laughs.
sorry...if ya thought I was being cranky before.
I was joking. <> get it??? >>> "skip my posts" or "get over it"! <<< giggle... ??? phewwwww
I laughed...anyways...
Cheers Matey ":)
Ok. I have kept this as a closely guarded secret but since you're all cool, or at least entertaining, I'll tell you.
You know how having direar (or even pooping)in a public bathroom can be mighty embarrassing? Well, the solution: plug your ears. Seriously. It's amazing how quickly the anxiety of the sound of you blowing out your own asshole or giving your cheeks a toilet water shower goes away. It's like it's not even happening.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Oh shit you go away to pee for a few and make small talk with the co-s, and miss all the shit! Seriously though folks, let's keep in mind snarking should be reserved for celebs and not fellow posters. Otherwise, shit turns into "Lord of The Flies"...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton