Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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Viva. I caught the number. I'll msg it to you on yahoo.
Carry on.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:42pm.
YMAtT,
Oh, the scene from the Cliffs of Insanity when the man in black was climbing the rope and Vizzini kept saying it was inconceievable….Inigo said " You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Yeah, i'm a dork.
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Ohhhhh, the line from the movie! *smacks forehead*
lol!
Ya know, I actually met the guy who played Vizzini--Wallace Shawn...he was a client of the video post-prod. house where I used to work. One day he came in to pick something up and he looks at me and goes, "Have I seen you somewhere before?" I said to him, "No, but I've seen YOU before." lol.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Monkeypox,
I can quote that movie from open to end...i'm a sick little monkey!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:44pm
OMG NO WAY! I am sooooooo excited I want to pee myself! I want to thank my mom and dad, and sister. Pookie you knowe I love you! God, Thank you for blessing me...lol sorry guys. I got carried away...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Yep... I just realized that we turned an AJ post into a GB post HALA style, only no one's crying in the corner...
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In a spontaneous and unanimous vote it has been decided that the above statement wins this year's Angel_I sentence of the year award.
Congratulations, Monkeypox! Here - have a cookie:)
(did I spell it right yet?)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
It's ok Okie, I just wanted to tell a funny story, no biggie
Edit - Crap I didn't see your post until it was gone. It's ok, we'll hook up when there are less prying eyes
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Viva.. I have a yahoo acct but I can't remember the address, plus while I'm at work i can't look it up anyways.. sucks.. everything i do is restricted. i'll get w/ you later..
You to LCT!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:42pm
God I love that movie. That was when I was obsessed with Cary Elwes before I even knew what being obsessed meant...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Oklahoma: you slut! lol JK
*Yes I saw it but you took it off right away...just becareful ok? :) & your welcome*
YMAtT,
Oh, the scene from the Cliffs of Insanity when the man in black was climbing the rope and Vizzini kept saying it was inconceievable….Inigo said " You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Yeah, i'm a dork.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
I walk everywhere, and take the "el" and Pace Bus to work... Want to learn how to roller blade...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Clarisse there is no way I would take your place. One thing I do have is respect for my friends. I can wait 10 minutes! HEEEEHEEEEEE 10 minutes! Oh that don't give you much time. I will be watching porn while I wait, but I won't touch myself.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Kdracofan.. Did you see it was an 877 number?
I think its a number to this porn site I used to call.. No j/k.. Jessi has my real number already.
Thanks tho.. LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Looney tunes, huh Falcor?? yum, I love ass rape times!! BRB, let me go shower first!!!
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Im not gonna ass rape ya...I like peen much more than ass...but if thats your thing, im glad for ya and I hope you can find some quality, primo rapers to do sexy time with.
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm still just the rookie who steals Girl-Scouts' cookies...(they're vicious)
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You WERE the rookie, but now you've unearthed your amazing Girl Scout Bitch Slapping skills! That's your great skill and it really comes in handy often because Girl Scout cookies are ALWAYS in demand.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't have a car either. With global warming and all I may just never get one. BF has one but he is here for the summer. We hardly use it.
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I ride a bike. It's common here. But you can't do that unless you have a bf with a car (believe me!) so (assuming you mean "isn't") don't let him stay away long!;p
OT: Cat Lady! Cat Lady! (no offense to you H_A...it's just the only thought I can muster about AJ today)
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Really??? That's fascinating. I guess its good if you have a BF with a car but its great to get the exercise from the bike.
Well BF needs a car to get to and from school. However we live smack dab in the middle of everything. So its all walking distance or public transportation. Which is why I say we hardly ever use the car.
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Ce n'est pas une habitude; c'est cool.
Je me sens vivant.
Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre côte.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm still just the rookie who steals Girl-Scouts' cookies...(they're vicious)
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Just dig deep. You've got something magical in there.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Yep... I just realized that we turned an AJ post into a GB post HALA style, only no one's crying in the corner...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Oklahoma: I hope you didn't post your real # woman! Becareful....there's so many lurkers on this page...!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I'm still just the rookie who steals Girl-Scouts' cookies...(they're vicious)
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Looney tunes, huh Falcor?? yum, I love ass rape times!! BRB, let me go shower first!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
zomay,
I don't really have ninja like skills, more like lazy housecat skills, so, you can have my place in line.
I'm a giver. It's what i do.
LCT,
Oh the flashbacks! I cried and cried, but a good cry is needed sometimes! Flushes out the pipes!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:31pm
It's a few years old... Emily Mortimer's in it and it is the sweetest, saddest movie that broke my heart and made me remember that GB could really act in the right role, and wasn't just eye candy...
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Dear Frankie, right? K.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:29pm.
YMAtT,
inconceivable?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I think it means "unbelievable." what'd you think I thought it meant, chica?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Vvl..
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Are you crazy?!? Why would you post ur real # so that all the looney tunes on this site can ass rape it as they see fit?
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Well fuck Falcor don't post it AGAIN :p
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 2:32pm
Maybe I will rent it...my friend said she was half bawling/half laughing and loved every minute of it...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Crisco it is Carrot. Butter flavored or just plain regular?
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They make butter flavoured Crisco? DAMN. Butter it is! Thanks love. I'm excited.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:31pm.
I've got booger power! My boogers can stretch hundreds of feet, making it possible to spring onto rooftops and nab villians with boogie stickiness.
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Sweet. You can use that as a spider-web sort of gooeyness.
Kizzy, what's your power?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP
You haven't seen Dear Frankie??? Oi! Oi! See it nowwwwwww.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:31pm
It's a few years old... Emily Mortimer's in it and it is the sweetest, saddest movie that broke my heart and made me remember that GB could really act in the right role, and wasn't just eye candy...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I cried every friggin time she got another letter!!! I was a blubberin mess!!
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I cried every time there was a flashback.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by zomay on June 12, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Great I am gone a few days and I have to stand at the end of the line for the hot guy. By the time he gets to me, I am gonna have to take him to the shower and wash his parts.
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Hahahahahah wash his parts. Hahahahahaha. Oh my God you guys are killing me today.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
MONKEYPOX,
I cried every friggin time she got another letter!!! I was a blubberin mess!!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Crisco it is Carrot. Butter flavored or just plain regular?
Viva,, Did you get that??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:26pm.
That's right. My weapon: dangerous anal excretions. Given a large amount of Indian food, I'll be able to secure the perimeter in a cloud of stench. What's yours?
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I've got booger power! My boogers can stretch hundreds of feet, making it possible to spring onto rooftops and nab villians with boogie stickiness.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Great I am gone a few days and I have to stand at the end of the line for the hot guy. By the time he gets to me, I am gonna have to take him to the shower and wash his parts.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Oh man, everyone tells me they bawled like a freaking baby during that movie. That's it! I ain't watching it now... Have you seen "Dear Frankie", btw? I bawled through that one too, and at the same time couldn't help drooling over Gerry and his brogue...
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You haaaaaaaaaaaave to watch it. It's the best movie EVER. So friggin' fantastic. It's a bit sad in places but his hottest totally overrides it.
I haven't seen it but it's on my list now!!! Is it old?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
What's with all the shit talk? It's nice to see all the ugliness directed towards shit at least but I'm getting some really bad visuals.
The spinach shit scare that M.E. mentioned previously was bad enough but my beloved tomatoes? FUCK! I'm so glad we are planting an organic garden again this year.
-small rant-
HA/LA can't argue with herself. It takes more than one person to argue in circles with no real benefit or outcome for either party. Using LA's quotes in signatures is GOADING. Plain and simple. Using this-alina and that-alina in or as a new username is more GOADING. I don't think HA/LA is some horrible psycho. If you gang up on someone enough they are going to retaliate and not always in a very nice or polite way. She's a kid and I believe she is who she says she is and if any of you think you're so fucking mentally and emotionally 'superior' to her then why do you fuck with her at ALL?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:27pm
Oh man, everyone tells me they bawled like a freaking baby during that movie. That's it! I ain't watching it now... Have you seen "Dear Frankie", btw? I bawled through that one too, and at the same time couldn't help drooling over Gerry and his brogue...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
lol! But even so, I just couldn't picture you guys storming castles without me. It just seems...oh, what's the word...
inconceivable?
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'Cause we wouldn't! We need a name..
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
YMAtT,
inconceivable?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Ok, is there a safe way other than the forum to give some of you beehotches my contact info? Every time I try to sign up for the forum I get some lame error and never get access.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
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Aaas yoouu wiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssh!!
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lol! But even so, I just couldn't picture you guys storming castles without me. It just seems...oh, what's the word...
inconceivable?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Awww Carrot Top, you have made me feel better already! I'd send you a bottle of Cristal your way if I could!
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How about a bucket of Crisco? I need something to rub all over myself later when I'm crying over my Ben and Jerry's watching PS I Love You for the 14th time in a row.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
oklahoma,
I have two words for you...
All Riiiiiiight!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:25pm.
You speak many troofs, my friend. Seperately, we are individuals with our own sets of talent and skill, but together, we can make Fidel Castro cry like a baby! Make Jessica Simpson say something intelligent! Make Dick Cheney not shoot people! Make Victoria Beckham smile (I hear that's pretty fucking difficult, right there)! Together, we are Fabutastic!
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That's right. My weapon: dangerous anal excretions. Given a large amount of Indian food, I'll be able to secure the perimeter in a cloud of stench. What's yours?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Awww Carrot Top, you have made me feel better already! I'd send you a bottle of Cristal your way if I could!