Angie Speaks
Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I'm just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox's fascination with war and guns: "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!''Somebody let the NRA know that we've found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob's blood around her neck:
"No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!"
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she's going to handle 6 kids:
"Well, we weren't expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don't know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we're going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others."
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
"It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."
Blah...blah...we know you're perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren't married:
"We have that problem all the time. I say ''partner'' sometimes. ''Father of my children'' is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ''So, your wife this, your husband that.'' We've stopped correcting everybody. It's not a big intentional thing not to marry."
Or she just introduces him as "her bitch." That works too.
On Brad's tattoo:
"I drew that. We went to Davos. It's not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn't have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back."
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don't believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
"I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do."
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I'm sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I'm sure they've memorized the whole thing already. It's not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.
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I just read an article that was in a NY magazine from last year and the interviewer discusses Jolie's "antics" and even wrote about her wearing a vial of blood. Jolie never corrected her by saying it was some flower press. This is so typical of Jolie trying to clean up the "weirdo image". That's why I think she's a bad liar. If you're gonna lie then you NEED to remember the lies. Bad liars can't remember shit and usually can't keep a story straight. The truth works for me.
She is so full of shit. She had a vile of his blood around her neck and she admitted to that. Flower press my Aunt Fanny.
Another issue to throw in the trash. I got it today, and she looks rough up-close.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Holy crazy wonk eye Batman! What the cock is up with the badly photoshopped picture???
Angie really needs to learn to share less. For someone that has twice attempted to ban the press from discussing her personal life (employing threats of legal action no less) she sure is chatty. Maybe just maybe the press would stop invading her privacy so much if she respected it a little more herself. After all it's difficult to take her cries of victimisation seriously when she is so busy whoring herself out!
*peeks in*
Let's see....I hate Angie, I love Angie, gonna gonna gonna, blah blah blah, a post that just said TESTICLE ("LoveCarrottop", that made me LOL!!!), over 600 comments....okay the usual on an AJ thread! Morning, everyone, and now it's off to work for me ---------> :)
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
http://www.myspace.com/artbybillie
It's just that her head and face are so big it erases anything ladylike about her. Oh, our brad he just loves the big, ugly face women. Has he ever dated a real beauty ever? No, he likes to be 'the prettiest one'. Her face is one furlough longer than his anyway.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love that pic of her. She looks like a man. I seriously scrolled down and thought they were recasting for a new movie about Jesus.
She tries so hard to be a badass with her new kick on guns. Those days are gone, AngieJo. You're in the same boring league as Maniston.
The Muppets movie is perfect for her. No costume change necassary.
such a moron. and rather too taken with herself. i am surprised that photoshopped picture doesn't have her halo in three-D -- think maybe some editor concluded it was too brilliant for the plebes?
Wow. 600 comments. Are the Dlisters that tight with each other? Yes. Even the ones who pretend to hate each other for awhile they even work it out on here. Beautiful. What? Now you people are gonna start your own country or something?
I can tell from reading past post while layed up that if anyone ever got sick in here, everyone would support them
Sure, it gets twatty and cunt flappy in here but women always shine in the darkest hour.
And she stands for...what...having 18 children before she's 40?!
Your face!
The sheer poetry of an artist...Con Artist.
This interview reads like a Jr. High survey/slumber party pretend interviews.
W Magazine should be ashamed for printing this oh so obvious edited and fluffed up "interview" and People must have been closed that day, they buy ANYTHING you know.
Who talks like that? Oh wait....riiight.
And this photo!!!
The Skeletina Duck lips, they must have been refilled that morning.
What a waste of space, I would rather read about Marc Jacobs and Posh sharing a frozen grape.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
The UN and the Children of Darfur also think guns are sweet:
On Darfur's Borders Children Lay Down Guns
Really Happy Child
This woman is so ignorant.
So, Is she lying here or in RS about the blood with BBT?
LCT- I am still reading and waiting with the Crisco!
Ahh well no one's reading this shit anymore so I feel ok saying this. I work at the University now and I swear to God I've landed in China. I think there are maybe 4 white people here.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 5:55pm.
LCT,
Sorry, my nephew's queer slang slips into my sentences sometimes. Audi=out. I'm leaving for the day.
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Oooooo hahaha you had me thinking of the car. OUTTIE, you silly banana.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT,
Sorry, my nephew's queer slang slips into my sentences sometimes. Audi=out. I'm leaving for the day.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 5:50pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP/Falcor,
It boggles the mind, eh???
LCT,
Carry on you sexy beast, i'm audi for the evening.
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audi?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP/Falcor,
It boggles the mind, eh???
LCT,
Carry on you sexy beast, i'm audi for the evening.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
LCT: Gerard has said that AJ was a shitty actress, by the way, and it was a bore working with her on Tomb Raider.
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Noooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! That's AWESOME. Where is this? I must read.
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Arg, I can't beleive this thread has 400 comments...
Anyway, back when I had a massive raging crush on Gerard, back about when the Atilla miniseries was on TV, I went online to several of his fansites, and on one of them was a section with Gerard's interviews in the media, and on one of THEM is where I read that quote. He said something like he was surprised she had an Oscar, he had to bring his level of acting down to meet hers, she was a bore, etc. I wish I could remember the exact site so you could read it for yourself, but I swear I read it!
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 5:11pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
KYeah (typo, but it's staying) i had to get out of there. I still have hours worth of staring at spreadsheets and listening to idiots too get too far into the spicy stuff.
Have you ever seen a geoduck clam? If no, DO NOT look it up at work.
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Too late. That would look good in my dinner pot tonight. Unless it tastes how it looks, then no thanks. I've had my fill for the week.
Hiyoooooooooooooooooooooooo zing.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 3:11pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
KYeah (typo, but it's staying) i had to get out of there. I still have hours worth of staring at spreadsheets and listening to idiots too get too far into the spicy stuff.
Have you ever seen a geoduck clam? If no, DO NOT look it up at work.
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*couldnt help googling it*
*getting astonised glances from co-workers*
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
KYeah (typo, but it's staying) i had to get out of there. I still have hours worth of staring at spreadsheets and listening to idiots too get too far into the spicy stuff.
Have you ever seen a geoduck clam? If no, DO NOT look it up at work.
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
:( Everyone left this thread for a sexy thread I can't go into. Too much risk of getting caught with something risque.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Uh...i...huh...what? Sorry...maybe it's just the sexy talk over in the John Mayer thread, but damn, I think your avie is hitting on me!!!!
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
LCT, I'll be a watching for you!! *muah*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Oh DURRRR, I am in the forum.. I just went in , and there ya go.. But I don't know what to do from there.. so here goes nothing.. What, so you guys like email me in there or something??
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Once the techie gets off his ass and activates my account I'll see if I can find you and PM you or something. You can PM in forums right people?
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 4:03pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Use code!!! Do you have your Ovaltine decoder ring???
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YES! I DO!
No, not really. I wish though. Effing moderator won't answer me about my forum crap. CAMAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 12,
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
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Once again, if you cant find anyone to give the tics to...give em to me...I dont really like STP, but imma hustla...ill find a way to come up real quick with em.
8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8.8
Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Sorry beehotches am getting trained bee are bee.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
OKIE - check your pms in the forum
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***IF YOU LIVE IN VEGAS PM ME FOR TICKETS TO STP TONIGHT!!!***
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Your reputation for atomic boogers and the inescapable net have preceeded you. Junk would never dare show it's face to you, it's too afraid.
Yeah, where is LoLo? I've missed her Bloops.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:57pm
Best thing about Samoas, they go GRRRREAT!!! with a White Russian Milkshake.
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Mmmmm...White Russian...Samoas...*drool*
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Clarisse.. LOL.. Don't forget to Drink Your OVALTINE?? Little Ralphie was Pissed at that message wasn't he..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 4:00pm.
All my samoas are gone, too :(
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****passes box of Samoas
Always gotta have a supply, they freeze well.
Yes, I can throw Girl-Scouts at junk, I can work those little bitches like a pommel horse. It's tricky, they can smell fear.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOVE CARROTTOP,
Use code!!! Do you have your Ovaltine decoder ring???
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Poodle Toot ~LCT
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:57pm
Best thing about Samoas, they go GRRRREAT!!! with a White Russian Milkshake.
****quickly hands LCT a box of Samoas
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:59pm
LCT tops me all the time though, and that hot slut LoLo too...where is that hobag, btw?
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:58pm.
LCT.. I'm not in the Forum. I'm dumb its hard, LOL I'll try it again
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I wish there was an easy way to do this. The last time I posted my email I started getting junk out the WAZOOO.
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Ugh, I hate junk. I throw atomic boogers at junk and Kizzy throws girl scouts at junk. And then you drop the bomb on them!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
All my samoas are gone, too :(
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Oh DURRRR, I am in the forum.. I just went in , and there ya go.. But I don't know what to do from there.. so here goes nothing.. What, so you guys like email me in there or something??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:58pm.
LCT.. I'm not in the Forum. I'm dumb its hard, LOL I'll try it again
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I wish there was an easy way to do this. The last time I posted my email I started getting junk out the WAZOOO.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:52pm
Sweet, now I can respond to all the great "Oh good job, do you want a freaking cookie"s with a "No thanks, I already haz one,jerk!"
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LOL! AND - You've already got the lead on next year's award...at this rate, I might have to switch to months.
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:54pm.
WOO HOO a promotion!! Yeah, it was rough, honing my skills on roving packs of rabid Girl-Scouts, but I made it! And got their cookies! And their money!
It's the Samoas, they are the key that unlocks any door.
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YOU GOT THE COOKIES?! Yessssssssssssss. Share please, it's mid-afternoon and I'm going to die.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
LCT.. I'm not in the Forum. I'm dumb its hard, LOL I'll try it again
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
It's the Samoas, they are the key that unlocks any door.
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Oh...so true! Samoas are the gods of the Girl Scout cookie.
Tag-a-longs are royalty!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Viva.. I have a yahoo acct but I can't remember the address, plus while I'm at work i can't look it up anyways.. sucks.. everything i do is restricted. i'll get w/ you later..
You to LCT!!
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I'm trying to find out what's going on w/ my forum login... are you in there Okie? I can give you my email there if you are..
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 2:52pm
Sweet, now I can respond to all the great "Oh good job, do you want a freaking cookie"s with a "No thanks, I already haz one,jerk!"
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on June 12, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 12, 2008 - 3:29pm
WOO HOO a promotion!! Yeah, it was rough, honing my skills on roving packs of rabid Girl-Scouts, but I made it! And got their cookies! And their money!
It's the Samoas, they are the key that unlocks any door.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on June 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
God, Thank you for blessing me...lol sorry guys. I got carried away...
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(frenchaccent) Non, non, you are o-so-very right to be so very honoured by zis very honourable award! You see ZIS statement particulaire which you have been making,...will come to be making Mme. Angel_I happy for many, many, many (for she ees quite young, you see) years to come...do not doubt zis - eet ees perfectly true....and...
for all of your gushing...
you are awarded...
UN AUTRE COOKIE! TADA! (/frenchaccent)
PS. That is my favourite movie ever:)
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Do you think I'm high right now? Do I seem high to you? No? Well, you're wrong - I'm totally high right now. - Super-High Me.
Lean Like A Chola
. - sweet. I am on now, just INVISIBLE because I am at work
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