Thursday, June 12th 2008

Is This Chick For Real?

California gays should put on a body condom and give Tila Tequila a big hug as a thank you for helping the gay movement. The bi-for-pay reality star of MTV's "A Shot at Love" told UsWeekly that she thinks her show had something to do with the ban being lifted on gay marriage in California.

Tila said, "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Somebody give this bitch a reality check in the form a wet slap to the face. The show is only helping the WHORE movement which I'm a part of, but bitch needs to get real. Tila had nothing to do with the CA gay marriage thing, but something tells me she had a lot do with the recent study that revealed 26% of New Yorkers have herpes. I mean, she has been to New York before!

Here's this delusional bitch at "The Love Guru" premiere in Hollywood last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


loozer's picture

(Friday the 13th's Pamela Voorhees: [high voice])Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live!

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If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

Okie: Funny, that's the same amount of Klonopin I get monthly! 0.5mg 4X daily PO and 0.5mg 2X daily sublingual. I'm a benzo junkie! Would love to try the Fukitol 1000mg. I'm assuming this is the extra-strength formulation?

Dev: I'll get your package right out, hun!

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Mr. President's picture

If California increases funding for the STD clinics, then she will be able to claim that she influenced public policy. Until then, this skeezer can STFU.

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@Oklahoma- No, I am not married, but am currently trying to get my nut job of an ex-boyfriend out of my life. He just won't leave me alone. Need the name of you Dr. sounds like a good one!

TheVinylVillager's picture

if anything, her shit show hurt the movement.

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

oklahoma's picture

ChrisE.. That's awesome enough right there! Even making it To the Bee! I was thinking about her over the weekend when ever I seen news about it! But I had been out of town for a while. Way to go you Good Teacher! *hands over Apple*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

ah... a world united by degradation and horniness (tila's show). we all get in the pudding together! (tila's show). but wait! I don't even live in california and yet this enlightening dating show was on tv here? maybe everyone is still busy with the pudding? :)

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 6:48am.

Maybe "Ce n'est pas une habitude..."
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ChubbyWubby's picture

This pig should be in a Thai massage parlor giving handjobs for $2 to sailors.

She is gross!

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Submitted by oklahoma on June 12, 2008 - 10:46pm.

Thanks for asking. She didn't make it past the second round but she was in the msnbc.com gallery of photos. :)

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Fucking_Classy's picture

The fuck?! Bitch has got to be KIDDING! Any self-respecting bisexual or lesbian loathes this cunt... this show does NOTHING for the gay community, and is clearly made for dumb STRAIGHT teen MEN who get aroused by this midget pretending to be bisexual.

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oklahoma's picture

Oh DevilGirl.. You must be married, HUH? That's y my Dr gives me Xan.. LOL lots and lots of Xanax.. 90 a month.. Muah!!

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 9:44am.

It's not right again???

Its supposed to say "Its not a habit, its cool, I feel I alive, If you don't have it your on the other side."

Its a line from a song. I am surprised its not right.

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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté

I thought Wonky McValtrex, aka Parasite Hilton, was the one behind the herpes epidemy in New York City.

@pretty girl wit- I will happily accept your klonopin.
@Oklahoma- Thanx for the Xanax, now maybe my morning will go a tad better. The stress!

christine the hoff's picture

why, oh why to people listed when this cunt speaks!

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oklahoma's picture

Oops PrettyGirl.. I think the "to" address I put on that was my own.. Then I thought. Whoa, What a surprise to get these in the mail.. LOL

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@Sheeps.. *giggles*

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@ChrisE. How did your student do in the spelling Bee???

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Parker's picture

Shit, I'll throw in a klonie, too. Keep sucking on that tequila bottle, Tila, you delusional freak.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 6:42am.

Want some siggie help, HA? What are you trying to say there?

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Late stage syphillis. Delusions of grandeur. God delusions. Show should have been called "A Shot at Penicillin." Would have saved everybody a lot of time.

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Okie: Never got my Fukitol in the mail! :P

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I am confident that the Justices on the CA Supreme Court (average age: near death) were checking out her show on MTV as they struggled with recondite constitutional issues.

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oklahoma's picture

PrettyGirlWaKnife.. Hi.. Haven't seen you on here much.. Always a joy!!!! *steals a Klon* mmmmmmm

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

HEART ANGELINA's picture

LMAO @ who ever said she looked like an anime cartoon. This girl looks so strange to me, but thats exactly what she looks like.

Anyway I don't agree she has anything to do with any sort of movement. Please. Yeah, her show is new for its kind but seriously big deal.

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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

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oklahoma's picture

*throws DevilGirl a Xanax*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

DevilGirl: I've got plenty of Klonopin here if that'll tide ya over for now.

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

oklahoma's picture

Angel I.. No lie.. My sister calls that show "A shot at Herpes" And that is the truth right there.. *shudders* Plus she is like really old..

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Well if that's the case, shouldn't she be running for public office? What an activist she is. The only thing she maybe responsible for is the sales increase for Valtrex in California. If I were gay I would be absolutely livid that this dumb bitch is taking credit for something that had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with her. I hate Tila! I need a valium for sure now!

Newportjoey's picture

Team Valtrex, this bitch needs an intervention. Oh, and no future hubbies from New York, not now, not ever.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

love baby's picture

She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?

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Green Is Good's picture

She looks an anime cartoon. I'm not sure if that's a compliment....

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C U Next Tuesday's picture

Fucking idiot. You didnt bring the gay movement forward, you brought it 2 steps back making lesbians out to be nothing but pornstars. Can't wait til you get old, I'd like to see where life takes you then.

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Raven's picture

o.m.g.

stfu already would you?

no one gives a crap about your skanky ass ....

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I bet it's just one big, open sore down there.

God, STFU already!

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angel_i's picture

If anything she made gays and bisexuals and men and women in general look like a bunch of brainless twats. Thanks Tila!

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