Thursday, June 12th 2008

Is This Chick For Real?

California gays should put on a body condom and give Tila Tequila a big hug as a thank you for helping the gay movement. The bi-for-pay reality star of MTV's "A Shot at Love" told UsWeekly that she thinks her show had something to do with the ban being lifted on gay marriage in California.

Tila said, "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal."

Somebody give this bitch a reality check in the form a wet slap to the face. The show is only helping the WHORE movement which I'm a part of, but bitch needs to get real. Tila had nothing to do with the CA gay marriage thing, but something tells me she had a lot do with the recent study that revealed 26% of New Yorkers have herpes. I mean, she has been to New York before!

Here's this delusional bitch at "The Love Guru" premiere in Hollywood last night.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Raven on June 12, 2008 - 10:23am.

Submitted by Parker on June 12, 2008 - 8:22am.

LOL .. yes yes i know ... i would just love a more permanent fix .. yanno?
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Yeah, I do know. But my fiance and sisters might get pissed at me. lol

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oklahoma's picture

Its6:30.. Dang, I'm sorry.. That's scary. So he was an avid user, but just took too many or did he mix it w/ something?

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Fucking_Classy's picture

You guys are lucky, Ambien does nothing for me... it's so easy to get some!! Damn!

Only shit like a heavy dose of rohypnol works for me.
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Submitted by Parker on June 12, 2008 - 8:22am.

LOL .. yes yes i know ... i would just love a more permanent fix .. yanno?

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Submitted by Raven on June 12, 2008 - 10:19am.

we interrupt this topic for an important message:

Michael K ~ suggestion for the site ..is there a way to "ignore" someone? you know as in blocking stupid posts from stupid people you hate and don't want to even see their names?

back to your regularly scheduled programming ....
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oklahoma's picture

Parker! Oh no! That's awful to be allergic to the most beautiful of pills! But, Missing school is Awesome..
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PrettyGirl. Cool, You get to take all of his meds, I'm jellus. I always pretend like I don't have any when he gets some, so he'll have to share his..Muahahaha..
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DevilGirl!! WTF. Dude sounds like he's always around, how long did you guys date b4 u broke up? w/ mine, most of the time I just try not to talk when he's in a mood. Fucking nut case!!

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 10:09pm.
Shit Fucking classy, I am a horrible insomniac. Sharing?

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Well honestly, after trying every damn drug and treatment in the fucking universe, I'm taking an antipsychotic with sedative effects, it´s called Methotrimeprazine (sold as Nosinan Nozinan, Levoprome)and it helps me sleep while treating my general crazyness.
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Miss Priss's picture

This one needs to be on the fucking bus. first row.

Fucking ant-looking whore. These good for nothing "celebs" need to shut the fuck up. All you gotta do is act like a whore on YouTube and BAM! you're famous. Fuck...

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Excuse my manners

Parker: AMBIEN! Oh GOD yes! 10mg baby, and none of that CR crap! What the hell, do we all go to the same doc?

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

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we interrupt this topic for an important message:

Michael K ~ suggestion for the site ..is there a way to "ignore" someone? you know as in blocking stupid posts from stupid people you hate and don't want to even see their names?

back to your regularly scheduled programming ....
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Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 10:11am.

H_A - close....

Je me sens vivant.

Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre cote.

The "vous" is a general "you" as opposed to a personal "you"...I love french too!
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So I should change the part Sheeps suggested and the you in the verse to vous...or I should change the whole line to what you have???

I think I am getting the hang of this whole thing now.

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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
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Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on June 12, 2008 - 8:15am

yea .. i get 60 per each script ...i have one more refill .... and i will be saving those babies for special times ... LOL

yea it has sucked BIG time ... hurts like hell and am so over it. been off work 2 months :(

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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!

Skeptic: Aw, well... I love you for the ostrich head avie, so we'll call it even! <3 Glad to be of service!

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

Chris: Not on meds either. Had surgery 10 months ago, was given Vicodin, took one and barfed for hours. Advil is about as strong as I can tolerate.

Raven: FUN TIMES! Too bad I've only got eight more tabs before the script runs out! *sigh* And... gee cripes that sounds painful as hell!

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 12, 2008 - 10:10am.

Am I the only person that doesn't take meds?
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No. I don't take anything. Not even aspirin.

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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
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Chris,
I don't take meds!

*whispers "But i drink like a fish!"*

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Pretty Girl Wit...

Skeptic: That or the "Polish Punisher"!

God, I love this thread.
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Pretty Girl, I love you for that. I've just added it to my own lexicon!!

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

******but I take Vicodin, by the handful.. Yum *drools********

not to be up your ass or anything......but please be soooooo careful. my brother died that way. he only took 6. he had been doing it for years. this one time it was just too much.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

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Submitted by devilgirl on June 12, 2008 - 10:09am.

Shit Fucking classy, I am a horrible insomniac. Sharing?
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I'll share. I was first put on Trazadone, which gave me horrible nightmares and lucid dreams, then they put me on Ambien... same fucking thing. Now I'm on Remeron and I still have some of the same problems. (Waking up in a sweat soaked sheet after the longest, weirdest dreams ever). I don't know if they'll try me on something else, but I can confirm insomnia sucks, and so do the meds!
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JeffreyDahmer's picture

Nobody watches MTV anymore, I don't even know who she is.

"Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 12, 2008 - 9:10am.
Am I the only person that doesn't take meds?"

So it would seem, my good man!

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on June 12, 2008 - 9:10am.

Am I the only person that doesn't take meds?
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I wish I could say I don't but I'd be lying. It's called; "Pot'O Gold"...seriously, I take, like, 3 or 4 a day!

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Actually Tila, all your retarded show did was make even more people believe the somewhat common notion that bisexuality is just a ploy for drunken attention-starved whores to make 19 year old fratboys get a boner for them.

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H_A - close....

Je me sens vivant.

Si vous ne l'avez pas, vous etes sur l'autre cote.

The "vous" is a general "you" as opposed to a personal "you"...I love french too!

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Let's PartAY! Everyone got their seatbelt on?
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!

Skeptic: That or the "Polish Punisher"!

God, I love this thread.

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

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Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on June 12, 2008 - 8:07am

ahhh yess .... percocet is my pain killer of choice ... i had major surgery 2 months ago with a 9" vertical abdominal wound ... so i've been taking percocet and occasionally dilaudid (WOOT) on and off for two months (still have an open wound in the belly) ... life has been beeeeuuutiful .... :)

good times
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Parker's picture

Ha! Oklahoma! That's the one drug I'm allergic to. I hadn't lost all my baby teefs by the time I was 15; I was Rxed codeine after getting six baby teefs pulled, and I broke out and swelled up like the Snoopy balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade. Good times! Not really, but I got to miss school for three days. ;)
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Am I the only person that doesn't take meds?

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Shit Fucking classy, I am a horrible insomniac. Sharing?

Skeptic's picture

She's probably "winking" in that pic cause she let the Italian Stallion jizz in her eye and it sealed it shut.

Raven's picture

i lurves me my xanax script ... you know for my anxiety issues and wanting to beat the shit out of most of my co-workers on a daily basis.

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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!

@Pretty girl with..- Thanx for your generosity. I won't forget! : )
@Oklahoma- Yeah, this has been an on going break-up since January. Just when I think that I am now in peace**WHAM** there he is. I always love it when men say the sound of a woman's voice makes them angry. I say perhaps if they weren't usually saying something stupid, they wouldn't have to hear the sound of my voice in retort! Keep talkin' Okla. drive him nuts!
Really, to all the men that may read this, I DON'T HATE MEN, JUST ONE!

Okie: Oh, that reminds me! Hubby had a little "lawnmower accident" that landed him in the ER and he got an Rx for Vicoden. He can't stomach them so, needless to say, I'm all over that shit. GAH! *smirks defiantly*

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

being a bi sexual, i just have to say that this fucked up show did absolutly nothing for gay rights. ugly tranny is just so odd. and whats up with the "girls" on the show? GROSS. i have been with a few girls in my time and i am telling you right now. WE DONT ACT LIKE THAT.

o fuck it. i would let her do my nails. besides i need a polish change. TILAAAAAAAAAA!

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

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Delusional

Delusional

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Parker: Nice to meet another Benzo fiend! Don't fight the craving! You can always be a sneaky little bitch like me and get two Rx's. Ah ha ha ha!

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

melissochka's picture

I do not understand the appeal of her show. Not one bit. It's hardly shocking...like I haven't seen same sex kissing before. OMIGOSH!

And I'm all for trashy reality when I'm bored and need a laugh, but bitch's show is straight up dull!

Girl certainly did not contribute anything to no movement.

oklahoma's picture

Parker,, I know. I don't tell anyone I get Lortab (hyrdrocodone) monthly b/c of that same reason. People would be all over me.. But I'm like, I know where I can get you some to BUY! LOL

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

Fucking_Classy's picture

Holy crap, bunch of drugstore junkies here.
Any insomniacs into Dalmane and Rohypnol?
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Skeptic's picture

She looks sexy... for a ground worm.

Parker's picture

I get 2mg Klonies once a day, but my anxious ass usually takes one earlier in the day instead of night, as Rxed. I've never taken more than one a day, but I sure know some peeps who would like one or five once in a while. I'm like "Noooooo.... I NEED them!!!" lol

OT: Tila's just a plain ol' slut.
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She looks an anime cartoon. I'm not sure if that's a compliment...
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oklahoma's picture

DevilGirl.. Yeah, Men are the root cause of most stress. Mine told me yest that the sound of my voice makes him Angry!! Damn!! Good luck w/ ur ex! Those are the worst. Stalkers!!
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PrettyGirl. I really don't take much Xan, but I take Vicodin, by the handful.. Yum *drools*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 12, 2008 - 9:51am.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 12, 2008 - 6:48am.

Maybe "Ce n'est pas une habitude..."
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Really??? Thats all I should change??? So I did 10x better this time huh??? Maybe not 10x but better.

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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté

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that's worse than anything wonky's ever said. Okay that's going too far, but it's very narcissistic of her to say that! Those Judges probably have no clue who she is!

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Clarisse's picture

And you are??????????????

I am amazed at how little it takes to become a "celebrity" in the US.

*shakes head and goes to see "the daily puppy"*

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its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

Dalce & Cabanna?????? lol. and thats all i can say without taking the joint out of my mouth. too funny.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 12, 2008 - 10:51pm.

Fuck that. Bitch should be in a sweatshop making Dalce & Cabbana handbags.

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 12, 2008 - 9:51pm.
This pig should be in a Thai massage parlor giving handjobs for $2 to sailors.

She is gross!
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"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."