Thursday, June 12th 2008
There's A New Ho On The Stroll
And so it begins! George Clooney's former call girl robot, Sarah Larson, sashayed her ass down Robertson Blvd. yesterday with the paps in tow. She even was gracious enough to stop and sign a few autographs. There is something wrong with you in the brains if you're asking for Sarah Larson's autograph. I mean, just take a piece of paper and write the word HO in big letters. It's the same thing!
Where was Phoebe Price during all of this fuckery? She needs to defend her turf!
You already know what's next for Sarah. She's so transparent! Playboy, another reality show, music album and when none of that works, sex tape! Can we just skip to the end already? And to think that I actually respected this hooker at one point! She fucked up her game!
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Kizzy,
You saw it!!! Two things...rotting corpse at the opener, bit much and the actor that portrayed "Thor"...Yummeh!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
@CTH & Raven-- You ladies be careful on that kinky roadshow, after all, you DO know where those fingers have been!!
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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Miss Priss
sure! I think we need to contact the people who run the bang bus.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Miss Priss on June 12, 2008 - 9:42am.
She even gets her own TAG? MK!
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MK should have come up with the label "Mannequin Whore". That would have covered it.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 12, 2008 - 9:13am.
I'm sooo going to vacation on Hollywood, find some celeb to stick his finger up my ass or something, cash in, then come home.
I could use the money.
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Can I come with? I'll find some hooker clothes for the both of us.
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Excuse my manners
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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Kizzy
Jesus Christ that was funny!!!!
Raven, you're on. I just shudder to think about fucking these diseased ridden asswipes, so we need a kinky roadshow or something.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 9:15am.
Kizzy,
ROFL-- I saw it!! I ♥ that show. I can totally see him being led around in a circle by the bridle. Of course with Sarah, I'm sure he used blinkers, too.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
christine the hoff on June 12, 2008 - 9:13am.
I'm sooo going to vacation on Hollywood, find some celeb to stick his finger up my ass or something, cash in, then come home.
I could use the money.
hmmm mmmm mmmm.....
HEY PSL,
Call me next time Christian Bale is in the hood!!!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
CTH ~ exactly .... so lets go .. i could use a little cashola these days too ...
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
I can't imagine a reality show with Sarah. It would be like watching a bowl of oatmeal-only the oatmeal would have more personality.
Wake me up when this mannequin does something exciting.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
She looks like the space between her ears is empty.
After seeing this, I'm sure Clooney is very glad he dumped her.
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Hey, if she is a celebrity for sleeping with Clooney, does that mean anyone who has had sexy times with an actor or singer is famous too?
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 12, 2008 - 9:13am.
Look for Bob Saget, he says he just uses the pinkie.
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
I was watching Bones the other night, and the plot involved a pony/rider fetish...I can absolutely see Clooney w/a bit in his mouth getting his old hairy ass whipped!
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
I'm sooo going to vacation on Hollywood, find some celeb to stick his finger up my ass or something, cash in, then come home.
I could use the money.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
why does this ho thinks she's famous, you sucked on some cloon-jock and then he dumped your fake tittied ass, dont you get it? we are all laughing at you!
She even gets her own TAG? MK!
This should go under I don't like jokes, or animal stories or whores...sucio, whatever.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 9:09am.
Kizzy,
I thought it'd be more like, "Easy, Seabiscuit!"
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
A Clooney sex tape...ugh. Can you imagine how lame. "Yes Sarah, that's the spot right there. Now, bend back 21 degrees. Well done."
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 9:09am.
Kizzy,
A Clooney sex tape...ugh. Can you imagine how lame. "Yes Sarah, that's the spot right there. Now, bend back at a 21% angle. Well done."
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Hahahahahaha
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I don't even find her attractive, her face looks long as an ironing board.
Thanks miss priss. it's going to be a long day by the looks of things.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
surely the autographer seeker was a plant?
Submitted by Clarisse on June 12, 2008 - 9:02am.
Gold-digger = celebrity?
Meh?
*rubs eyes, rolls over hits snooze again*
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Agreed!! No sex tape?? Even a boring Paris type one? No Clooney pissing on her?? No way will she get her own reality TV show like that...
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"His name is not 'fat shit cat,' it's Meatball...and he's eating your crab cakes."
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
what. ever.
because she boned a celebrity ... she's a celeb now? well i must get my behind down to Robertson Blvd because i just dreamed that i was getting hit from behind by .... o.m.g. ... dare i say it????
brad pitt!!!
*runs away*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
sigh... well you can't blame her for not putting up a fight before she goes back to serving drinks in vegas.
Christine T H
*grabs water bong* Oh thanks CTH. ♥
*passes you waterMELON bong* lol
OT: I'm already sick of this ho.
Think about it. The person(moron) who got her autograph, got home, showed everyone, they're like Who? Sarah Larson! *crickets* The girl who dated George Cloonie! Ahhhh....Who?
Bitch
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Excuse my manners
This pile of steaming dog turd already released a statement that she was open to do Playboy.
I never cared for George Gayloonie but he did the smart thing in kicking her & her stripper pole to the curb side.
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This is the worst muff George ever stuffed. I really dislike her. Oh Playboy is certainly in her future. George slipped up big time with this one. He needs to higher his standards next time.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie
Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
She looks beautiful. Her music rocks. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
Damn after the world wind traveling with george clooney the only way she will see any traveling is really on her knees. That is harsh landing for her. She really played herself.
Gold-digger = celebrity?
Meh?
*rubs eyes, rolls over hits snooze again*
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
She actually makes me wish for Phoebe Price.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
MK, you need to add the "bitch, please" tag to this one.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Why would anyone ask for an autograph? The Next Big thing on her agenda is a food server at an IHOP!
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Miss Priss
don't you know this is exactly what we need?
another motherfucking whore famous for nothing?
:hand you the water bong.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Phoebe was busy prepping with her hoard of attorneys for the big legal dust up with Chanel. Bitch can't be bothered with her turf right now. She has bigger french fish to fry!
Sooo...now she's fucking famous? Jeebus.
*In a bad mood today. Needs joint*
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Excuse my manners