Madonna's Brother Is Cashing In
I guess Madonna and her brother, Christopher Ciccone, don't go to the same plastic surgeon. Madge should get him a facelift or a peel for Christmas. But something tells me she's going to give him a cease and desist instead! You see, Chris is writing a tell-all on Vadge and it's supposed to be "brutal." The two donkeys apparently had a falling out a few years ago, so it's not like he's afraid of pissing her off.
The book is due out next month! Oooh! An early Birfday present for Madge. A source told Page Six, "It's extremely graphic and devastating. He wrote it on the sly without telling Madonna. They want to put it out before her lawyers can get a hold of it." Graphic and devastating? Does it have pre-photoshopped and up close pictures of her a-hole and vag? We've seen and heard it all.
Madonna's rep didn't comment, but you know the hit has already been put out. Shit, she could strangle him herself with her roid-tentacles.
Madge and Chris reportedly stopped talking after she married Guy Ritchie. Rupert Everett said Guy is "uncomfortable around queens." WHAT?! He married the biggest homo of all! Guy practically married a gay pride parade.
Anyway, this is exactly why you don't piss of your siblings. They have the shit on you and aren't afraid to use it if you piss them off enough. Now I'm off to send my sister a condom basket and a "thank you for being a friend" card.
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He and sister are a couple of useless toilet bats.
WOH! *jumps back from computer monitor* he's got really WIDE-SET EYES! He looks a bit like a salamander in the face.
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It's a well known fact Chris is a coke head. And that Madonna has offered rehab but he isns't bothered. They had a falling out over it. I'm pretty sure Madge is gonne do everything to stop the book from being published. Even if that means that she has to play dirty.
Sad.
Sad - but not surprised, that's fersure.
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'K, this is from Perez, but still:
"A source very close to Madonna reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she is "extremely sad" and "betrayed" by her brother Christopher Ciccone's planned tell-all book about his very famous sister.
"Madonna has helped Christopher since day one of her career," says our Madge insider. "She's put him in a music video, let him direct one of her tours, decorate her homes. She's given him millions of dollars."
M is said to be closest with Christopher than with any of her other siblings, which is why his betrayal is especially painful.
But, as Madonna's publicist, Liz Rosenberg said yesterday, she and her brother are no longer close.
Why is that????
"Christopher's drug and alcohol addiction is to blame," says our very reliable source. "There came a point where his alcohol and drug abuse got out of control and she's had to cut him off. M has offered to pay for rehab and doctors, but he just won't go. The last two years, his addiction has gotten really bad."
Sources tell us that Madonna is certain that her brother is writing this "tell-all" because he needs money.
Says our insider, "Christopher can't get work. He can't function. He's been evicted from his Miami apartment. He's broke. They took away his car. M's even offered to get him a job if he goes to rehab, but he still won't go. She's never give somenoe more chances than Christopher Ciccone."
And, what also concerns Madonna, we're, told is that "Christopher is fabricating lies" and that people will believe him.
Well, we won't believe him!
To betray your own family member like this? Beyond low!"
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Well, I'm sure it's common knowledge that she used to give bjs to djs to get her music played back in the day
Less known is that she plagerized a lot of her early work
Submitted by StewieGriffin on June 12, 2008 - 9:28am.
That's one tell-all that's already been told more times than anyone cares to remember.
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ah I don't buy it, she's probably in on it. Seriously, what the F is he going to say that we don't already know, have seen under a microscope or have speculated on? That's one tell-all that's already been told more times than anyone cares to remember.
She probably orchestrated this publicity stunt herself and is using her brother (the way she uses everyone else), to help her stay in the headlines. That whore doesn't care what anyone says about her, as long as they're saying something and she can cash in on it.
After seeing his pic, I have visions of Lourdes eyes in the future.
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LOL! What's a tell-all going to reveal that she isn't willing to whip out in the street already?
With relatives like him who needs ex's and inlaws?
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Oh hell no, what the hell happened to him? The yrs have been brutal! He was fairly hot in "Truth or Dare".... or wait, was that Martin? ::confused as to how one can go from hotness to this::
I am quivering with anticipation for this tome!
*chortles with glee*
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ha ha ha, that Mk... iu so damn funny.
Ooooh, delish. I love when people with iron-clad spin control get their freakishlu muscular legs knocked out from under them.
yuk. can you say child-toucher face??
what a total ass
he used to be kinda cute, like i'd hit it to get closer to the inner circle.
lest we all forget - HE WAS THE BIG OLD QUEEN DANCING IN THE LUCKY STAR VIDEO!!!!!
she paid him muchos bucks and he turned... but look at him - bloated. drunk!!!!!!
i cant wait to see what she does to him. youre right - its already in the works.....
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MK,
You'd better put some cold hard cash in that gift basket to your sister.
Her Vadgesty is pissed only because she won't pocket the royalties herself.
LOL if Madonna didn't do so much work to her face...she'd look like her brother....
"Guy practically married a gay pride parade" LMAO
yes he did....
Kimmy Gibbler: HA HA HA HA! Remember the episode where she got drunk?! I'm gleaming just thinking about that mess of hilarity!
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there's probably a chapter on how he used to bring men to have sex in her bed at her house in Miami
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"Now I'm off to send my sister a condom basket and a 'thank you for being a friend' card."
hahahaha. *making note to do likewise with sis*
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"The fair thing would be, in electing the American president, to let everyone in the world vote, because it affects all of us. If there was a world vote, there’s no question who would win." (Chris Martin, non-American)
It must be pretty juicy because I can't imagine being shocked by anything regarding Madonna. Everyone knows she's a greedy money-and-power-hungry bitch. The world also knows she's a big ol' slut, so what's gonna be so shocking??
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he used to be hot
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the years haven't been kind to him
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he was quite arrogant too
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This is why Joey killed his twin in utereo. Chris needs a makeover at the Clinique counter.
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I guess Id be bitter too if I were a fuggin hidious looking middle aged queen no one had ever heard of and my sister was Madonna.
She's been pretty honest about herself, I cant imagine he has anything shocking to add.
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Looks like he got all the looks in the family... ;)
So what? She's worth close to a billion dollars. And after seeing "Truth or Dare" she clearly is a complete bitch, but a complete bitch who knows how to put on show.
Bela Lugosi said best: "There's no such thing as bad publicity."
This book will probably boost her record sales.
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YEEESH! *winces* Looks like a guy I used to work with back in High School only 40 years older!
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Pardon my stupidity, I thought that it said Christopher was leary of queens, when it actually said Guy. Hmmm, maybe a frap and cheetos are in order to wake me the fuck up!
it's not like madonna was ever thought of as a saint .. however ... Madge had Vadge replacement? *look of shock* so she had to get her token colored child?
speaking of .. there is a realtor in my area named David Banda. every time i see one of his signs i snicker a little inside.
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This should be on the DListed Book Club List.
Right next to Morton's "Tommy Girl" book.
MK...you really should start a book club for us.
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"Guy practically married a gay pride parade."
Nicely put.
Christopher Cojones has been at this since day one.
I have people like that in my family, too...high alert family members. I'm sure she can handle it:)
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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He can't make money on his own? He still has to use her as a crutch? No wonder she dumped him. If he's a cocksucker he needs to go to work to pay off his bills. I am sure he can make tons on fire island.
this better not be full of tales of her giving the dog the runs by making it eat her vegetables. hehe I know people were waiting for that last word. madonna is such a slut.
I did recently read an article in some fashion rag where the swooning author likened her to a "god". he probably just wanted an invitation to her brother's wild parties.
I read somewhere else that they haven't been close in years.
She probably cut him off so he figured he could make a lot of coin off the book.
Either way, it's a sad day when you have to have your sib(s) sign a confidentiality agreement.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
What stuns me about her continuing press coverage is that, as far as I'm concerned,she hasn't made decent music since 1986.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
His pic gives you an idea of how Madonna would now look if she hadn't had the cosmetic surgery (god-awful, for her age).
Oh, I almost forgot:
"Also, the adoption of David Banda was just a cover story. After having her hammered vadge 'rejuvenated' 50 times, it stopped working. She really went to Malawi for a complete vagina transplant."
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must get to library and reserve this shit.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
...about four chapters in he tells us she hired a voice coach. Shocking!!!!
...she sold a gagillion records with the voice of a so-so gargage band singer. Stunned!!!!
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Chis IS a huge queen, I stayed next door to him years ago on Fire Island and he and his bf argued a lot..outside. I hated them.
I'll save y'all some money.
"All the rumors are true, she IS a whore, she IS a control freak, she IS that full of herself, she DOES have Guy's dick in a jar..."
"After she 'outed' me to the world in 'Truth or Dare' as a drug-using party hound, I've done nothing to change this impression..."
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AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa! Shit, that is one scary lookin man!
It's too early in the morning for a face like that!!!!
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I always thought that Christopher was a queen himself.Guess that's not the case. Anyway, what on earth could he tell us about the old slag that we don't already know? Control freak- ck. Bi-sexual-ck, slut-ck, egocentric-ck, bad singer-ck. What coulde this tome possibly reveal?
Madonna is such a bitchy hag; I'm glad this is coming out.
However, I don't think it will shock anyone. Most people already know she's a disgusting, untalented slut.
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*heading over the Amazon.com to pre-order this juicy shit*
I wonder if a white van will be parked outside my house for three days like when I bought the Tom Cruise book. lol!
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