Wednesday, June 11th 2008

This Dude Is Awesome


Local roving news reporters are comedians! In case you missed it, here's a clip of a totally hot news reporter going off after something flies into his mouth. Did one of Parasite Hilton's vag maggots grow wings, fly to the country and right into that dude's mouth, because he acts like he's just tasted death. I mean, I've had some fucked up things in mouth and I've never given that kind of reaction.

"I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town!" He should write for the movies!

Thanks Char & Soulgrrl

Posted by: Michael K


Love the change in his accent. From anchor plain to ghetto nasty, lmao.

Lala11_7's picture

I've heard of a Mofo "flipping the script"...but THAT was HILARIOUS!!!

LASHONCARTER's picture

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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madam s.'s picture

Ahahha mike.

mike's picture

"I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town!"

I say that at least three times per day.

Sandbitch's picture

Smegging hilarious - from a fresh turd to his tongue, and he knows it.

christine the hoff's picture

BBWWAAAAA!
country ass motherfucker!!!!!! omg!

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Raven's picture

ROFLMAO

i just about pissed myself

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by miso-horny on June 11, 2008 - 5:52pm.

With big ass cows. Shitney?

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miso-horny's picture

``Country ass town`` LMAO

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MJF's picture

Big bad man afraid of a widdle bitty bug? What a pansy. Les Stroud eats that shit for breakfast...and he's thankful for it!

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maDalice's picture

Once I took a sip of a Kern's strawberry nectar and ants were on it. They taste spicy.

was working on a manuscript one time in our old country house when nanny brought me a coffee ...took a sip and out it came complete with a FLY. you have nooo idea. . . ugh, i still remember the texture of that gross thing.

(when we first moved in we had to vacuum inside around the upstairs windows every evening, they were thick with flies cos nobody had been using the upstairs for several years. and this after the exterminators had been there)

Manimal5's picture

That was really funny. He completely changes from pro news reporter to WTF?
I hate eating bugs.

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Hekki's picture

What a drama queen.

Mel-Tang's picture

LMFAO LMFAO
He's all proper and shit in the beginning, and then gets real when the bug flies in his mouth.
OMG that was fucking hilarious.

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MJF's picture

Aaaaahhhh...the consummate professional. And they can't even use the footage for the blooper shows because every other word out of his mouth was F*ck!

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maDalice's picture

Funny how the cameraman zoomed in on him while he was freaking out.

M.E.'s picture

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

OMFG! I'm dying over here!

Ahahahaha! Love how he goes from all serious reporter to fouled mouth ghetto in an nth of a second.

Bwahahahahahaahaaa!

Lory's picture

"Shit flying in my mouth!" Bwahahaha! Awesome!

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I love how he goes from broadcast journalism school mode to ghetto mode in less than a second!

muncle's picture

Saw that one yesterday and laughed my bloody ass off :D
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He'd have a field day in the sticks where I am at!

Stoney's picture

Damn, no video!
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