Wednesday, June 11th 2008
This Dude Is Awesome
Local roving news reporters are comedians! In case you missed it, here's a clip of a totally hot news reporter going off after something flies into his mouth. Did one of Parasite Hilton's vag maggots grow wings, fly to the country and right into that dude's mouth, because he acts like he's just tasted death. I mean, I've had some fucked up things in mouth and I've never given that kind of reaction.
"I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town!" He should write for the movies!
Thanks Char & Soulgrrl
Apart from youtube, I also saw many hot sexy videos at PlusMeet.c o m____, where many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet together for fun&love!
Hahahaaaa...I heard this on Opie & Anthony the other morning. They kept playing the clip over and over--I was LMFAO!
*******************************************************
I interned at a station this dude used to work at. One election night, my only duty was to keep him sober until he did his last stand up report! And yeah, that sounds like him.
Too funny. He started out all professional and shit and then went into the ghetto rap.
I had a friend who moved down south to college and was freaked out by the huge-ass bugs down there.
mcdunkin: I don't think so. Watch the second YouTube clip; this guy IS really doing that. And stop calling people dumdums.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Hey dum dums.
This shit had the potential to be waaaaaaay funny, but the fact that someone decided to so obviously dub over what the guy actually said with some stereotypical Sambo bullshit sucked out all the funny.
WAIT - There's another one!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-rt4ySnuu6A
This guy definitely needs his own show! He's f-ing hilarious!
I actually laughed until I cried.
We've all been there, bro. It's called paying dues!
Now go buy yourself some Avon Skin-So-Soft...
bugs are icky. but I can probably curse way better than him. :)
LMAOOOO!!!!! That's exactly how I felt when I moved to the south! :-D I luvvvv him!!
_________________________________________________________
You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Now that was some funny Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde shit right there.
LMAO!!!! That clip almost got me fired....I was laughing so hard.
_______________________________________________
"I'll be standing in line at the grocery store and suddenly I'm on my knees with my mouth open. It's habit!" MK 4/25/08
I love it. LMAO !!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆
He's SO over it.
fuck man. ******warning blow out your bong hit before viewing****** that was great. give this guy his own show.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Have you noticed how he flings his tongue across his right cheek right before he spits the shit out? That's so priceless :D
_______________________________
Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Submitted by MO2 on June 11, 2008 - 10:23pm.
It wasnt a bug that flew in his mouth it was the ghost of James Brown. BEST DEMONIC PESSESSION EVER!!!!!
MO2 you are a hot mess
ROTFLMBAO!!!
Damn. Is this his reaction everytime someone ends up inside his mouth? Oh!...I meant someTHING..ends up inside his mouth.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
that was funny....hahahahhahah
**************************************************
" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
It wasnt a bug that flew in his mouth it was the ghost of James Brown. BEST DEMONIC PESSESSION EVER!!!!!
From Al Roker to Chris Roc in less than 1 second!
damn, that was funny shit...i have the same reaction when bugs fly in my mouth...and that's why i live in the city...ha!
_____________________________________________
sexy motherfucker...
God I LOVED this. Best laugh I've had all week and then I got more laughs reading the comments. Loved when the cameraman was laughing and zooming in on him at the same time.
Big Bootie Cutie - you're right. I stand corrected.
Though Ghetto may be associated with BLACK or POOR people. Country is not limited to white people.
GHETTO = POOR (Black and yes,Whites too)
TRAILER PARK = POOR (White and yes, Blacks too)
COUNTRY = BUGS!!! All races!!
If some little bug bothers him..can you imagine something a little more obvious than a bug? Damn.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
what's funny is how his speech went from generic, waspy, reporter dude talk to something from the Chappelle show.
LOL I can relate. I worked in tiny towns when I started in newspapers but broadcast people have it worse. You are stuck in the shittiest places imaginable.
I do love how he goes from Broadcast Mode to Ghetto in seconds. I hope he doesn't get fired for this. Poor bastard. I made a turkey burger with bad breadcrumbs and they had maggots in them. I still remember how gross that was. I will never eat a turkey burger again.
_____________________________________
My teenage angst has a body count!
Sue Simmons brother continues the family tradition.....
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 6:01pm.
It's settled! Quick, someone unleash this guy on Bill O'Reilly. I guarantee you people will start caring about the news again once this guy gets on.
---------------------
Teenagers all over the country will make their English papers on that shit gurl! It's the beginning of a new era. *dabs eyes with a kerchief*
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Hollister on June 11, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Yah, but what would happen if Average White Guy reporter said he was dying in this fuckin' raggedy-ass ghetto
...huh? he's in the country! he didn't say cracker ass town. pay attention and stop trying to make something racial when it clearly wasn't.
LOL...go on with your bad self...from professional to ghetto in 1.3 seconds!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by Hollister on June 11, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Yah, but what would happen if Average White Guy reporter said he was dying in this fuckin' raggedy-ass ghetto? I bet he would be fired.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I thought people stopped using that line back in the 80's.GET A LIFE...CLOWN.
Think I just broke a rib laughing @ that shit.Homie is wasting his talent as a reporter.
Another graduate of the Bill O'Reilly School of Journalism.
I fucking luv it, he starts out acting so fucking sophisticated and then when the shit hits the fan he all ghetto!! To fucking funny!
Watch the remix funny ass fuck!
Yah, but what would happen if Average White Guy reporter said he was dying in this fuckin' raggedy-ass ghetto? I bet he would be fired.
It's settled! Quick, someone unleash this guy on Bill O'Reilly. I guarantee you people will start caring about the news again once this guy gets on.
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Lory better yet, they need to hire this guy to mediate during McCain/Obama debates. "The fuck's up with these muthafuggin GAS prices, bitches in the middle east be TRIPPIN! What you rich motherfuckas gonna do about this shit? My ride is costin me, man!!"
---------------
Hahahaha! It's settled then. We have to start a fund to get his ass over there. It'll be called "Get funny cursing dude to the Office". If we succeed we should be praying for a Lewinsky like case. Endless hours of entertainment. I can't wait!
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Lory better yet, they need to hire this guy to mediate during McCain/Obama debates. "The fuck's up with these muthafuggin GAS prices, bitches in the middle east be TRIPPIN! What you rich motherfuckas gonna do about this shit? My ride is costin me, man!!"
__________________________________________________
That would be great!
Shiftee! Low down, gritty and grimey
Lory better yet, they need to hire this guy to mediate during McCain/Obama debates. "The fuck's up with these muthafuggin GAS prices, bitches in the middle east be TRIPPIN! What you rich motherfuckas gonna do about this shit? My ride is costin me, man!!"
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
I saw this about 11 last night and thought I was going to die laughing when he is almost in tears....."I'm dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town!" Love him!!
That's why I live in a teepee!
I think he's at my in-laws place in upstate New York....my husband and I have the same reaction whenever we're there.
And yes, insects are flying in and out of every orifice they can. It's rich.
That was hilarious!
OMFG, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week!
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 11, 2008 - 5:28pm.
CNN could use a guy like this. "Reporting live, from Washington D.C. - wait that Muthafucka Bush did WHAT??!"
------------
LMAO! Yeah...Either that or "Live from Gaza... SHIT! did u see that head? That shit flew 20 yards and landed on some other dead-ass muthafucka!" So cool!
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
###
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
####################################
Too funny!
CNN could use a guy like this. "Reporting live, from Washington D.C. - wait that Muthafucka Bush did WHAT??!"
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/