Blaaake Is A Dead Man
One of Blaaake's cell mates told The Sun that he was offered $40,000 to beat the crack out of Dreamboat Doherty. Richard Lyttle said Blaaake was afraid that Wino and Dreamy were licking each other's butts after he saw a couple of pictures of them together.
Richard said, “We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you £20,000.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’ He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.”
When Richard was released from the chokey, Blaaake kept burning up his cell phone, begging him to beat down Dreamy. Richard finally reported him to the police, but they decided not to take any action.
If there wasn't a delicious box of Teddy Grahams in front of me asking to be devoured, I'd immediately paddle my ass over to England and scratch the meth out of Blaaake's face.
Blaaake is such a dumb dumb! If he really wanted to hit Dreamy where it hurts, he'd send over a baggie of coke spiked with vitamins and minerals. Dreamy would quickly go into a seizure. His body doesn't know how to handle anything remotely nutritious! Shit, I just gave Blaaake an idea.
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weak! they should just have a good ole' fashioned crack-head beat down over wino! they could gnash their butter teeth in a cage match to the death!
what is the matter with the police over there? why does threatening someone with physical violence for money not rise to the level of interest?
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Oh god. I'd die for some chocolate Teddy Grahams right now. Why did you have to mention that?!
Wow! a crackhead love triangle! now that's what I'm talkin' about!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
These idiots pee embalming fluid. Proof that they are pretty much dead inside.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
great...i have the itchies now...
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sexy motherfucker...
Submitted by love baby on June 11, 2008 - 2:34pm.
#Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site
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Question is, who's the cutter?
When Crackheads Collide! Hey is that "Celebrity Deathmatch" still on? I'd love to see Blaaaake and Dreamboat fight over Wino.
Blake looks like Vincent Schiavelli. Google the name and his pic will come up.
Death warmed over.
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Hmm, I love Teddy Grahams.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.
Suddenly, I want to brush and floss my teefs.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Gawd dam Blake, ring me up,I will do it for nothing just to move that ugly fuckers face around!
-Do they ever arrest or prosecute people in the UK? I guess in a country where the police didn't carry guns for the longest time, this is the way things go there.
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#Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 11, 2008 - 4:29pm
EWW .. but ROFL!!!
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Raven and Christina the Hoff: Don't forget the shampoo and deodorant. Just show him these grooming products and he'll dissolve into dust like a vampire. Then Wino and Blaaaaaaaaaaaake can snort him.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I would just pound Blaaaaaaaake-incarcerated and take the $40K. What's he gonna do - call the popo?
haaha
I forgot he smokes, he's toast.
yeah, I might stop by three mile island to get my proper clothing for this event.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
CTH,
and you know smokers have no stamina! He may start off strong, but it won't last.
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"No, I didn't wear a helmet but I probably should have." ~The C Word
CTH ~
don't forget to don the hazmat suit .... lord only knows what parasites are crawling around, on, in him .. *shudders*
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Raven.
Dunno, I'm fairly tall for a woman and pretty athletically built, and I'm not all cracked out.
He wouldn't get very far.
I'm guessing he weighs a buck twenty, I could prolly pick him up and take him to my hotel room for a proper sanitizing ritual..
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
CTH .. bwahahahahaha
he'd be running (stumbling) as fast as he could ... to Wino's house .. for safety
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Raven
A bar of Ivory and a washrag would work to.
I can see myself tearing after him through the streets of London with a fannypack full of personal care products.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 11, 2008 - 4:04pm.
LMAO!!
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
you really wanna fuckup dreamboat, chase him with Crest and a toothbrush.
the post traumatic stress disorder from that will haunt him for years.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Amy probably can't tell the diff between the two!
Geeze, when Pete wants a day off, he tells her she has to visit him in jail.
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MK is the hottest slut in the universe at product placement.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Night!
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
can we just put them on celebrity beat down or something ... and watch them off themselves?
oh yea and the lovely Wino can be the round girl .... you know the one that carries the card?
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gangsta beyotch ... WESTSIDE!!!!!
Submitted by Old sparky on June 11, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Its hard to decide who is cuter :D
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you need to get that eye checked....hehehe
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
DreamyAguileraEyes:
*Sigh* I know...the shame...
in that note: good night everyone!
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Crack kills
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Not fast enough when it comes to those two.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Its hard to decide who is cuter :D
Let them kill EACH OTHER.
The world will be a CLEANER place, that's for sure....
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Another crackhead feud? No, thanks.
Seriously, Amy needs to make some new music STAT, her relevance is falling vertiginously.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 11, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Wino has a thing for DRUGS. The skanky men are along for the ride.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Why doesn't Blaaaaaake beat down P_Doh himself. Oh yeah He can't coz he's in the pokey for beating someone down. This dumbfuck will never learn.
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Does Wino have a thing for skanky men who wear gross hats?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I totally dig MK's diet. I'm all about Teddy Grahams, Panda Express, and Rojo Caliente Cheetos. More junk into the body, the more hotass shit comes out of his brain on onto my computer screen!! Junkfood is good for the soul!
Crack is not killing them, it's killing those of us who have to keep looking at them. God, I wish all three of them (yeah, Winehouse too) would just make a pact and all OD together and go on to that big crack den in the sky.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
By the way, how much did Nabisco pay you for that Teddy Grahams shit, MK? LMAO
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Looking at those faces is like looking through a window to Hell. It is so pathetic when you can SEE the drugs just by looking at someone's face. Crack, much?
Your welcome, MK!! xoxoxooxoxo
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
What rancid teeth these two have! No wonder Rotten had to come to the U.S. to get dental care.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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we could say the same thing about you MK - like your diet is soo jack lalanne! ... more like junior high brown bag diet.
Ah, young love. So pathetic. [gak]
BTW, do British hoosegows allow inmates to have cell phones?
Also, wouldn't Dreamboat's ultra-sensitive nose be able to sniff out any nutrients so that he wouldn't take the wholesome coke?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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crackheads! crackheads!
silly, funny, delusional...
crackheads! crackheads!
p.s. MK yer' sucha fat ass!!
Crack kills