Wednesday, June 11th 2008

This Isn't Funny

When Naomi Campbell falls, nobody should laugh. Has anybody heard from the dude in the checkered shirt? His face will be on a milk carton soon.

Drunk ass Naomi was partying in Capri, Italy last night with her man, Marcus Elias, when she stumbled and hit the ground. I'm not even going to laugh out loud because I know she's watching. I'll lock myself in the bathroom and quietly cackle into a towel. I'm not taking any chances.

Posted by: Michael K


kdracofan's picture

teeheee

dustbunny's picture

Moments like this make you love the paps.
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yepyepyep's picture

LoLo
she aint got any ovaries. she went get some added as well as vagina you know the whole works, that is why she went to brazil

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QueenCharisma's picture

Her boyfriend's laughing too - his ass will soon be replaced. I wish she and Bobby D. would hook back up. He needs a little crazy in his life.

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amle's picture

haha snort

I dont think I have ever seen anyone fall backwards like that. Beer drunks fall forward. Wine drunks just buckle at the knees. ?? What do crackheads do? Maybe that is how they got the name crackhead?

Stock Brokerlina's picture

We need sound effects to go with the photos.

Hilarious!!

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Is the being in the white suit a man, woman or someone in a white suit coming to take her awaaay?

christine the hoff's picture

SHHHH
the checkered shirt dude is under my bed, crying.
I'm going to make him some nice warm milk and vodka soup.

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The C word's picture

I like to think she got winged with a cellphone.

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Green Is Good's picture

I beg to differ. This is fucking hilarious.

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oh my. I wonder what happened before the picture was snapped.

LoLo's picture

This woman had to force her bagina to be more bagina-like to get ready for preliminary birthing times.

I knew she had a big ole dick!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Stoney's picture

LMAO at "Has anyone heard from the dude in the checkered shirt?"

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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA

yepyepyep's picture

what a nice responsible mother to be

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

pomegranate's picture

BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!