Wednesday, June 11th 2008
The Rent Is Due
I'm all for grabbing dollas with your chocha to pay the rent, but shaking your goods on a moving truck to promote Kid Rock's new single?! You know, I'm even into them pole dancing on a moving truck, but not for Kid Rock! Ladies, you must draw the line somewhere. Is nothing sacred?
I'm not going to lie. If Phoebe Price asked me to put on a thong and drop it like like it's hot on a moving truck to promote her new candle lotions, I'd do it in a chicken cutlet minute.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 2:16pm.
madam S - I know, think of what you will save in gas alone. That plus you get to work outside, meet all kinds of people like crackheads and construction workers, and you can stay fit from dodging the beer cans drunken frat boys throw at you.
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Gotta love crackheads. They'll clear the rainforest of trees for $2 and do a damn good job at that!
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Forever chasing the high of the very first time.
"I'm not going to lie. If Phoebe Price asked me to put on a thong and drop it like like it's hot on a moving truck to promote her new candle lotions, I'd do it in a chicken cutlet minute"
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You have me in tears from laughing today MK!!!!
Are those dancers of the male to female variety?
With all the female strippers readily available, why did he hire Alexis Arquette instead?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
They look like straight-outta-the-trailer park hoes who drank to much After Shock at Deewayne's Memorial Day party and started grinding on the volley ball net.
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
Dark roots, flabby stomach, fishnet hose, stripper pole... it's Britney, bitch!
Looks like the Hulkster cut off Brooke's allowance.
Okay, this is the best he could come up with? She looks like ole lady Tatum Oneal after a hard night of crack shopping.
poorbritney.com
madam S - I know, think of what you will save in gas alone. That plus you get to work outside, meet all kinds of people like crackheads and construction workers, and you can stay fit from dodging the beer cans drunken frat boys throw at you.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
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Oh fuck, he should change his name to Kidney Stones and be done with it!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
He can't even buy the old one boots? She's gotta wear pumps and black knee highs to make it look like it? Cheap ass!
Viva,
The nice thing about this kind of work is that they can just pick you up and drop you off right at home.
whaaaaat? This is awesome. I hear my future calling.
*puts in 2 week notice*
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Is that Heather Mills?
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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
Submitted by Sheeps on June 11, 2008 - 3:02pm.
At some point as he ages, does he stop being "Kid" Rock?
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o GAWD! He'll end up like Diddy and Prince....Granpa Rock? Ol' Dirty Rock?, Rock of Ages?
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
let's not be so critical. working together like this is a great way for britney and lynne to repair their relationship.
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Aren't they abit long in the tooth to be doing this?
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Sheeps,
"Kid Not" maybe?
At some point as he ages, does he stop being "Kid" Rock?
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Girls on strip poles....where's Shauna Sands?
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When the screen first opened my site and saw the headline and the head I thought it was Golddinging tramp Heather Mills..until i saw 2 working legs. Seriously, look at that bitches face...
I think MK is doing PP, or at least getting some profit from her candles
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
That's a female?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I seriously thought that was Heather Mills..
Gas is so expensive right now I bet Kid Rock made the girls chip in.
His music fucking sucks!!!!!!!!
I thought the blonde was Renee Zellweger.
Holy Olivia de Havilland! Someone needs massive liposuction. But where do you start and where do you end? Thank the Good Lord she's wearing tights. I hate seeing saggy legs like Melanie Griffith.
thats Kid rock mom, I mean she could be
but hey people would anything for fame and here we are blogging about them so soon we will know that old lady's name and soon she will be worth 3 billion just for posing around in front of an atm
yep im pissed that I have to sit here in my cubicle and some whores just pose for pictures all day and make millions. Im rethinking my career
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hey, give a bitch a break. I need the extra income.
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Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
I seriously thought the blonde one was Alexis Arquette for a minute.
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The blonde one looks like the one legged bitch...what's her name? Heather Mills? Yes! her."
You know that's what I thought at first, then I noticed this chick actually has TWO legs.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
They’re probably in between shifts at IHOP (I’ve heard that KR has a thing for that place).
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
MILFIES - mothers I'd like to forget I ever saw
Seriously!
I see they raided the trailer parks to get cheap pole dancers. Such class.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Should have hired Shauna Sand for that twitch
Is that Linda Hogan?
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Well, they're definitely Pros...that's obvious.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Kid Rock! DETROIT WHAT! Nugga!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
The blonde one looks like the one legged bitch...what's her name? Heather Mills? Yes! her.
They all look like low-class hookaz'!
MOM GET DOWN FROM THERE NOW!
seriously, I didn't know you go be that flabby and be a dancer.
bitch is big too.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
They were probably just working the street and Kid Rock picked them up.
And these bitches aren't even hot.
Oh wait, it's for Kid Rock. nevermind.
They look rough! Like they've been around the block a few THOUSAND times.
Is it me or is the blond old enough to be a teenagers mom?
I SO want the driver to come to an abrupt stop.
I could not care less about Kid Rock, but I just read THIS:
Paris isn't the only to have all the fun and make the dinero!
According to reports, Simple Life 'star' Nicole Richie is pitching a reality show to the TV nets.
And, get this…the show revolves around the search for the next Nicole Richie.
According to someone who's been pitched the idea, the 'reality' show would take seven girls from across the U.S. and test their ability to achieve insta-fame, a la Richie style!
Nicole and a panel of judges would then whittle down the competition in preparation for the live finale.
The winner would receive her own reality show.
Noooooooooooo!!!
UGH.... I am sick. NO MORE SHOWS!
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Someone needs to get their mom under control!
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!