Wednesday, June 11th 2008
The Rent Is Due
I'm all for grabbing dollas with your chocha to pay the rent, but shaking your goods on a moving truck to promote Kid Rock's new single?! You know, I'm even into them pole dancing on a moving truck, but not for Kid Rock! Ladies, you must draw the line somewhere. Is nothing sacred?
I'm not going to lie. If Phoebe Price asked me to put on a thong and drop it like like it's hot on a moving truck to promote her new candle lotions, I'd do it in a chicken cutlet minute.
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Their tummies are slimy. Gross!!!!!
Well, at least with the blonde they hired some white trash trailerpark habitants which is perfectly coherent to the product they promote.
Jeeeesus where did these two come from? Was there a two for one special at the ho-permarket????
I have a pole in my living room, i am pretty sure even i could have done better than these two....
but would i want to? eeew.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
That's a man, babyyyyyyyyyy.
Seriously. ICK.
Some Shriners driving around in those midget cars would of been better than this mess.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Should of taken a hint from Gwen Stefani and gotten a bunch of Japanese chicks to parade around.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
He should have gotten some real pole dancers like Shitney and Hohan.
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ooops...i thought this was kid rock for a minute...ha! these "chicks" look old as hell...
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sexy motherfucker...
I'm sorry, but these broads are looking rough. I'm from jersey, and this reminds me of when I was in high school and half the people I knew dropped out of school to work at the titty bar, and kinda looked like this even thought they were 18.
LOLll so did I Aphid!
Holy shit, for a second there I thought that WAS Kid Rock!
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Wow. That's some traveling side show Kid Rock shit! I smell desperation.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
This dame is okay with me. She's dancing her ass off. Rock on with your hot self.
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Note to Kid Rock or any other hasbeens attempting a cheap ass publicity stunt: don't hire your mom. Or chicks that look like they could be won in a tavern poker game.
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This woman kind of looks like Jamie Lee Curtis in the face.
The blonde looks exactly like this woman I know. The bitch is crazy, so it probably is her.
She looks like that chick that was waiting on Kid at the fucking Waffle House! Hey why not, Georgie Boy picks up his chicks at a bar in Vegas -
I swear, in the first picture, I thought the blonde was Heather Mills, which made a certain sort of twisted sense.
Tommy Lee had the right idea when he called him Kid Pebble.
That blonde is a rough-looking ho. What comes to mind is the old saying "rode hard and put up wet."
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Nothing says sexy like two fully clothed strippers.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 11, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Sadly that's the account manager from my office; I should have said yes when she asked to carpool, but I had no idea Regina was that broke.
hahahaha. "Thank you, Middletown!"
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So that's where Nitty was all day yesterday.
I love you MK. That is all.
Sadly that's the account manager from my office; I should have said yes when she asked to carpool, but I had no idea Regina was that broke.
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For a minute I thought I was looking at Heather Mills.
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ME TOO!!! I WAS LIKE WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Well, Kid Rock was all about the trailer in his songs so...ummm ...there ya go.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on June 12, 2008 - 6:31am.
Damn, I thought it was a tranny float.
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LMAO...awesome!
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Damn, I thought it was a tranny float.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
Kid Rock went from Pammy to this.....my how they fall.
Pammy ain't so great anymore, but she looks like a high fashion model compared to these hags.
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
For a minute I thought I was looking at Heather Mills.
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 6:19am.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 6:14am.
Awww thanks ^_^
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Trailer Trash Stripper uniform check:
knee hi`s and shoes(too broke azz for boots) Check...
dark roots(too broke azz to buy some Feria) check...
hey she gotta make money somehow, that satellite dish outside the trailer doesn't pay for itself.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Submitted by miso-horny on June 11, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Ay Dios Mio, Santa Shauna Sands!*crossing myself*
Why are 2 PTA meetin`, cupcake -making,soccer moms on the pole? Damn , I know gas is expensive but......
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I've TRYING to read some other things on this blog but this post has made it impossible to see through my tearing eyes and past the constant jiggling of my upper body. And then when I got done laughing I just wanted to read it again.
Damn you. I still have a lot of catching up to do!
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Is that Courtney Love?!?
Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.
The nice thing about this kind of work is that they can just pick you up and drop you off right at home.
hahahaha
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Skankalicious...and I love it.
LMAO @ 'Santa Shauna'....good one Miso'
Ay Dios Mio, Santa Shauna Sands!*crossing myself*
Why are 2 PTA meetin`, cupcake -making,soccer moms on the pole? Damn , I know gas is expensive but......
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
(in a sarcastic voice)
those are some high quality vegas strippers...
Holy Memaw on a Stripper Pole!
Somebody has let the moss grow on these two...errrr...ladies.
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I SAID NO COMMENT!
Good GAWD are those the best looking video ho's they could come up with? They could've at least approached Shauna Sand...she's got her own shoes you know.
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Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?
Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 4:49am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.
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Which is pretty scary when you figure they're about a dime a dozen.
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Whaaaa! LMAO!
We shouldn't laugh... these poor ladies are probably submitted to kid rock's godawful so-called music for HOURS a day!
Talk about hard-earned cash!!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
i thought the blonde was heather mills for a second. so... THOSE were the best looking broads they could find?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.
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Which is pretty scary when you figure they're about a dime a dozen.
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Mah bunnehs will CUTTABEECH. Trust.
Lean Like A Chola!
I'm Back, Beechez! WHASHOWT!
Submitted by ViVee on June 11, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I thought the blonde was Renee Zellweger.
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" Do you know I once interviewed Nicky [Hilton]? “I asked her a question about her handbag line. She actually had to look to the side to find out if she even had one." - Jules Asner
Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.
Now seriously, what kind of moronic advertising this is?
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
I think it IS Heather Mills. That greedy whore will never have enough money.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
rotten_egg on June 11, 2008 - 3:45pm.
-"Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 7:41pm.
The blonde one looks like the one legged bitch...what's her name? Heather Mills? Yes! her."
You know that's what I thought at first, then I noticed this chick actually has TWO legs.
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baaawwaahhhaaaahaahhahaaaa! Yes I scrolled down to realize it wasn't her
I think that's Heather Mills.