Wednesday, June 11th 2008

The Rent Is Due

I'm all for grabbing dollas with your chocha to pay the rent, but shaking your goods on a moving truck to promote Kid Rock's new single?! You know, I'm even into them pole dancing on a moving truck, but not for Kid Rock! Ladies, you must draw the line somewhere. Is nothing sacred?

I'm not going to lie. If Phoebe Price asked me to put on a thong and drop it like like it's hot on a moving truck to promote her new candle lotions, I'd do it in a chicken cutlet minute.

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Vivica80's picture

Their tummies are slimy. Gross!!!!!

bo_tatoe's picture

Well, at least with the blonde they hired some white trash trailerpark habitants which is perfectly coherent to the product they promote.

tapgirl's picture

Jeeeesus where did these two come from? Was there a two for one special at the ho-permarket????
I have a pole in my living room, i am pretty sure even i could have done better than these two....
but would i want to? eeew.

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That's a man, babyyyyyyyyyy.

Seriously. ICK.

miso-horny's picture

Some Shriners driving around in those midget cars would of been better than this mess.

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miso-horny's picture

Should of taken a hint from Gwen Stefani and gotten a bunch of Japanese chicks to parade around.

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Manimal5's picture

He should have gotten some real pole dancers like Shitney and Hohan.

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letinstar's picture

ooops...i thought this was kid rock for a minute...ha! these "chicks" look old as hell...
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sexy motherfucker...

I'm sorry, but these broads are looking rough. I'm from jersey, and this reminds me of when I was in high school and half the people I knew dropped out of school to work at the titty bar, and kinda looked like this even thought they were 18.

helly's picture

LOLll so did I Aphid!

Aphid's picture

Holy shit, for a second there I thought that WAS Kid Rock!

Sock-Monkey's picture

main pic -
Wow. That's some traveling side show Kid Rock shit! I smell desperation.

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Green Is Good's picture

This dame is okay with me. She's dancing her ass off. Rock on with your hot self.

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Jolly Green Goddess's picture

Note to Kid Rock or any other hasbeens attempting a cheap ass publicity stunt: don't hire your mom. Or chicks that look like they could be won in a tavern poker game.

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This woman kind of looks like Jamie Lee Curtis in the face.

The blonde looks exactly like this woman I know. The bitch is crazy, so it probably is her.

She looks like that chick that was waiting on Kid at the fucking Waffle House! Hey why not, Georgie Boy picks up his chicks at a bar in Vegas -

NoLullaby's picture

I swear, in the first picture, I thought the blonde was Heather Mills, which made a certain sort of twisted sense.

Tommy Lee had the right idea when he called him Kid Pebble.

Madam Pince's picture

That blonde is a rough-looking ho. What comes to mind is the old saying "rode hard and put up wet."

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Manimal5's picture

Nothing says sexy like two fully clothed strippers.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 11, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Sadly that's the account manager from my office; I should have said yes when she asked to carpool, but I had no idea Regina was that broke.

hahahaha. "Thank you, Middletown!"

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Sluttsville's picture

So that's where Nitty was all day yesterday.

maDalice's picture

I love you MK. That is all.

Sluttsville's picture

Sadly that's the account manager from my office; I should have said yes when she asked to carpool, but I had no idea Regina was that broke.

sexymixer81's picture

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For a minute I thought I was looking at Heather Mills.

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ME TOO!!! I WAS LIKE WHAT IS SHE DOING?!

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miso-horny's picture

Well, Kid Rock was all about the trailer in his songs so...ummm ...there ya go.

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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on June 12, 2008 - 6:31am.

Damn, I thought it was a tranny float.

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LMAO...awesome!

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BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

Damn, I thought it was a tranny float.
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parissucksliterally's picture

Kid Rock went from Pammy to this.....my how they fall.

Pammy ain't so great anymore, but she looks like a high fashion model compared to these hags.

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ericanicole's picture

For a minute I thought I was looking at Heather Mills.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 6:19am.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 12, 2008 - 6:14am.

Awww thanks ^_^

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miso-horny's picture

Trailer Trash Stripper uniform check:

knee hi`s and shoes(too broke azz for boots) Check...

dark roots(too broke azz to buy some Feria) check...

hey she gotta make money somehow, that satellite dish outside the trailer doesn't pay for itself.

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Submitted by miso-horny on June 11, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Ay Dios Mio, Santa Shauna Sands!*crossing myself*

Why are 2 PTA meetin`, cupcake -making,soccer moms on the pole? Damn , I know gas is expensive but......
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I've TRYING to read some other things on this blog but this post has made it impossible to see through my tearing eyes and past the constant jiggling of my upper body. And then when I got done laughing I just wanted to read it again.

Damn you. I still have a lot of catching up to do!

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HairyPotheadfan's picture

Is that Courtney Love?!?

Submitted by madam s. on June 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.
The nice thing about this kind of work is that they can just pick you up and drop you off right at home.

hahahaha

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Sluttsville's picture

Skankalicious...and I love it.

kdracofan's picture

LMAO @ 'Santa Shauna'....good one Miso'

miso-horny's picture

Ay Dios Mio, Santa Shauna Sands!*crossing myself*

Why are 2 PTA meetin`, cupcake -making,soccer moms on the pole? Damn , I know gas is expensive but......

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big balls's picture

(in a sarcastic voice)
those are some high quality vegas strippers...

DebFrmHell's picture

Holy Memaw on a Stripper Pole!

Somebody has let the moss grow on these two...errrr...ladies.

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Suki's picture

Good GAWD are those the best looking video ho's they could come up with? They could've at least approached Shauna Sand...she's got her own shoes you know.

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Submitted by angel_i on June 12, 2008 - 4:49am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 3:46pm.

Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.
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Which is pretty scary when you figure they're about a dime a dozen.
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Whaaaa! LMAO!

We shouldn't laugh... these poor ladies are probably submitted to kid rock's godawful so-called music for HOURS a day!

Talk about hard-earned cash!!
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i thought the blonde was heather mills for a second. so... THOSE were the best looking broads they could find?

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 11, 2008 - 3:46pm.

Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.
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Which is pretty scary when you figure they're about a dime a dozen.

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Submitted by ViVee on June 11, 2008 - 12:50pm.

I thought the blonde was Renee Zellweger.
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Is your puppy a JRT? I have one too! Mine is a fuzzy faced broken coated bitch.....love of my life....

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Fucking_Classy's picture

Bitches look beat.
Dude doesn't even have enough cash to hire a couple of hot-looking hos.

Now seriously, what kind of moronic advertising this is?

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Alltheprettyones's picture

I think it IS Heather Mills. That greedy whore will never have enough money.

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rotten_egg on June 11, 2008 - 3:45pm.
-"Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 7:41pm.
The blonde one looks like the one legged bitch...what's her name? Heather Mills? Yes! her."

You know that's what I thought at first, then I noticed this chick actually has TWO legs.
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baaawwaahhhaaaahaahhahaaaa! Yes I scrolled down to realize it wasn't her

BangoSkank's picture

I think that's Heather Mills.

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