One Powdered Brow
Beyonce is behind this! She called up Solange (collect, of course) and said, "Hi Soly. I know you want to look extra hot on TRL, so I'm going to give you a little style tip. It's all the rage in Europe! Hop your ass down to the nearest Duane Reade and pick up some generic baby powder. Don't buy Johnson's either. You can't afford that shit! Then take a q-tip and put that shit all over your eyebrow. Everyone will love it and maybe you'll sell more than 5 CDs. Ciao Ciao!"
I mean, why does Solange have one powdered brow? If this was HoHan, we would know she just got a little too close to the Colombian sugar mound, but this is Solange we're talking about! She doesn't even know what coke looks like!
That being said, Solange has the right idea and I'm off to powder one brow.
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Straight from the basement .....
Maybe she put powder on her face right before to tone down the shine because it's so damn hot. She probably sweats like a pig, and has to do that.
Not speaking from experience or anything. lol
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Oh... but my friends and I did have the powdered look (hair, eyebrows, lashes & fingernails) for Halloween last year. We were the witches of Eastwick w/a twist & won our school contest :-D
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Yes yes... no one cares Solange! What IS news is Beyonce is number 4 on Forbes list of MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITIES IN THE WORLD! :-D 1. OPRAH 2. TIGER 3. ANGELINA 4. BEYONCE ha ha ha ha haaa (that's a smug chortle for those praying for her to "go away" :-D
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
Wow, Solange did her makeup with beer goggles on.
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the hell? please tell me this is not a trend...
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sexy motherfucker...
Me thinks she must be a bitch in person-why else would no one say, "Hey-there's something on your brow" before she walked out in public?
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How difficult is it for her to try to NOT humiliate herself? Go back to Beyonce's shadow Solange, you ain't ready!
I have passed by this thread all day, it looks like some kind of VooDoo mishap.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 11, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Solange is helpless.
Give it up honey, and share the news with Haylie....
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Speaking of Haylie... The other night she starred in one of those made for TV movies on Spike TV. It was a horror movie, and she was awful.
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Submitted by blazingwhitetrash on June 11, 2008 - 3:50pm.
'Member when dudes were razoring ridges into their eyebrows?? Or was this a strictly Jersey Phenomenon? I live in a fucked up state.
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I am sure that it was done elsewhere, too. Gotta love Jersey though!
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Poor Solange is still stuck in the shadow of B.
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OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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This is probably the most amateurish makeup job I've ever seen on a public figure.
1. She (or her MUA) pressed a bunch of powder into her brows to set the pencil, then forgot to brush the excess out.
2. Whoever was responsible for gluing and blending the lace-edge of her wig needs to be shot in the face. It's visible and lumpy all the way across her forehead!
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Poor gal, powdered eyebrow, broken leg...you know Beyonce is behind all that....
Like in Cinderella ,some birds and mice made that dress for her coz they felt sorry for her. At least they got her back.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
That's just wrong. She really got the raw end of the stick in that family.
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I think she is trying to divert the attention away from her NOSE! It's slimmer, so guess who got a nose job?! LOL
remember she DID have a big schnoz
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Cosmetics malfunction.....!
She has an actual child. Maybe the kid ran up to her after a bath just as she was going out the door and baby powdered her. Unlikely. Still, it could happen.
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talk about resembling a hot alien mess! whats that white stuff on her brow?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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WTF? Does this gal have any friends? The people around her must hate her.
I'm guessing she uses light powder on her face to look as light as Bey but forgot to brush it off in the eyebrows? What a mess.
Solange is giving new weight to the saying:
"Check yourself before you wreck yourself."
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'Member when dudes were razoring ridges into their eyebrows?? Or was this a strictly Jersey Phenomenon? I live in a fucked up state.
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She looks like she got hit in the forehead with a powdered donut. Poor thing.
Beyonce got all the ass too. Damn.
LMAO! I love those Beyonce & Solange scenarios MK does.
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The fuck...?
No, seriously, this thing's just bizarre. How the hell does one end up with powdered eyebrows?
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
how are famous people able to go out like this without someone telling them, "hey, your brow is powdered"?
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that bitch had her face in some blow and the car hit a speed bump, that is all.
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Maybe she just got her eyebrows waxed. I know some waxers put powder on your face first so it doesn't pull the skin. But still, she probably should have looked in the mirror after.
I feel sorry for her. She's living in the shadow of an overrated, big, sparkly, drag queen and falling quite short of fabulousness. Poor thing...
OMG! BOTH eyebrows are powdered!! Poor thing... she looks like a recovering burn victim... open flame + weave = face hazard =(
Solange is helpless.
Give it up honey, and share the news with Haylie....
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LOL. Poor girl looks kinda ridic. However that could become a new trend. I have to try it.
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I always feel badly for this chick. I desperately want her to persevere and become the cooler sibling, but she always misses the mark in a big way.
She' losing her mind; the preassures of being a young mom and Beyonce's sister........
Bad makeup Job! If this was done by a proffesional they should be fired! If she did this herself stay away from doing your own make up Girl!
You're suppose to SNORT it not wear it.
She needs lessons from Dreamboat Petey.
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ugh, what a nasty mess.
lmao
Now I want those Hostess powdered sugar donettes.
Fug.
Aww. Poor less fortunate sibling. You know she doesn't have her own bedroom at mom and dad's.
She sleeps in the floor, next to B's king size bed. That's prob. dust on her eyebrows from when B told her to get under her bed and stay there for the night.
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Excuse my manners
she's got a bit of the tranny thing going on...
What the hell? The worst part is that it makes her face look even greasier.
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Submitted by Jan on June 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
I think their both powdered but that doesn't take away from the fact the she looks retarded. What is up with this chick?
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Ha. She sure does.
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Crikey, I think they forgot to brush it off, because she's got a little on her upper left forehead. She looks like shit either way. Poor Soly.
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I think their both powdered but that doesn't take away from the fact the she looks retarded. What is up with this chick?