Wednesday, June 11th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Fuck! Now I have to return the Fry Daddy I bought them as a weddin' gift - Popbytes
Cliche! Kim Kardashian sucking on an ice cream cone - Hollywood Tuna
Brittany Snow beating up cock (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Tom Hanks is such a hero - IDLYITW
Kendra Wilkinson's "chocolate starfish" - Hollywood Rag
Halle Berry's amazing boobies are still in business - Egotastic!
Nick Zano is always shirtless - Just Jared
John Mayer only has eyes for Jenny Aniston....and I'm going to be sick! - Popsugar
Celebrity ass faces - Cityrag
Nicole Kidman is carrying the world's tiniest baby - A Socialite's Life
Sean William Scott's adventure in the outhouse - Towleroad
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Hahahah I love that cover. Though, it's going to take a whole lot to beat the one with Brit Brit carrying the headline "You were both mistakes!" referring to her boos.
Ashley Jizzdale's heart ache?
What, did her plastic surgeon reveal the joke's on her and the nose job?
Ben Alleck parties? No, really?
Jamie Lynn, oh Jamie, sucks when Karma shows up early, huh?
I Love these covers, a zillion different things and all of it, pretty much the same shit.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Why are they making Angels and Demons the sequel to the Da Vinci Code? It's meant to be the PREQUEL. Bloody Hollywood dumbasses.
~*~"But I don't believe there's a rule book, and I don't believe I have to live by society's standards." ~ Xtina~*~
Britney Vs Christina - Battle of the fake blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hRmiXL51I
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Holy shit Mel-tang: If that rumor is true...GOD DAMN! Arrest that man!
I know!
And I don't find this hard to believe in la la land.
But if it's true, he won't get arrested. He will just go to county jail for a day, start crying and saying he is too fat to be there, and they will let him out due to 'overcrowding.'
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lol where do they (magazine covers) get their ideas?
http://www.momsword.org
Holy shit Mel-tang: If that rumor is true...GOD DAMN! Arrest that man!
I wonder how long it is before Daddy Spears starts drinking again.
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Awwww, poor Jamie Lynn. She didn't see THAT one coming, did she. Casey just seemed like the perfect man. ok, enough of the sarcasm.
Casey doesn't want to be there, because he isn't the real daddy. And he probably already spent all of his 'hush' money.
I've 'heard' that the real babydaddy is Executive Producer Dan Schneider. He produces Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, etc. He was the fat kid on "Head of the Class" back in the 80's.
Allegedly he also had a fling with young Amanda Bynes and got her preggers, but she got 'paid' to keep quiet and get an abortion.
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Tom's making a sequel to The DaVinci Code!?
WHY! The 1st one s.u.c.k.e.d.!
I loved the book though.
Fry Daddy's do come in handy. My fat ass lazy ex-boyfriend was a fried food connoiseur (spelling is wrong but am too lazy to correct!) and I had to learn to fry. Finally I got some advice from a woman who said "fry daddy" and I was hooked from then on. Fortunately I no longer have to fry, as I am single once again and my parting gift to the fat lazy lying cheating con artist ex was letting him have custody of the fry daddy. Good thing Jaime called off the wedding before the fry daddy had to be fought over!
MK, I'll totally take that Fry Daddy if you lost the receipt!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I wonder if Jaime is realizing that getting pg was not a smart move. She doesn't look happy in any of the pics I see of her.