Wednesday, June 11th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Fuck! Now I have to return the Fry Daddy I bought them as a weddin' gift - Popbytes

Cliche! Kim Kardashian sucking on an ice cream cone - Hollywood Tuna

Brittany Snow beating up cock (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tom Hanks is such a hero - IDLYITW

Kendra Wilkinson's "chocolate starfish" - Hollywood Rag

Halle Berry's amazing boobies are still in business - Egotastic!

Nick Zano is always shirtless - Just Jared

John Mayer only has eyes for Jenny Aniston....and I'm going to be sick! - Popsugar

Celebrity ass faces - Cityrag

Nicole Kidman is carrying the world's tiniest baby - A Socialite's Life

Sean William Scott's adventure in the outhouse - Towleroad

Posted by: Michael K


joanne's picture

Kidman's ass got much bigger, I bet she is carrying a girl. I love Tom Hanks.

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I have a feeling that Nicole's sister is carrying her child, too.
That just isn't normal (how small she is).

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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 11, 2008 - 4:39pm.

yes, i have heard this as well. no one has seen the sister in several months .. and Nicole .. well we have a one size baby bump

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Jebus, the people over at Socialites Life posting on the Nicole thread.

MUY ESTUPIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Supposedly he is looked up to in the business, and many co-workers have a really difficult time believing this may be him.
Also, allegedly he pays them hush money to keep it under wraps.
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Nicole's sister Antonia is carrying that baby. Nothing could survive in that frozen uterus.

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Supposedly he is looked up to in the business, and many co-workers have a really difficult time believing this may be him.
Also, allegedly he pays them hush money to keep it under wraps.

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Mel-Tang - that is WRONG!

But ya know what, look at him, just look at Schnider. He looks like a pedo.

I even thought that when I watched Better Off Dead YEARS ago.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 4:11pm

THAT is beyond disgusting ... what a pig

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 12, 2008 - 7:11am.

And this pedo is not in jail because.......

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I found the blind item about Spears, Amanda Bynes, and Dan Schneider.

"WHAT teen star got pregnant from an older producer? It turns out Jamie Lynn Spears wasn't the only person that this producer had a fling with. He has made a habit of doing the same thing to a number of other tweeners- not necessarily getting them pregnant, except for one very big exception. This was a much bigger star than Jamie Lynn ever was. The actress got an abortion and a sum of money from the producer. Everything was hushed up because the show was making way too much money.

2Snaps Says: Amanda Bynes. Dan Schneider, producer of Zoey 101, also produced Amanda in All That, What I Like About You, The Amanda Show, and Big Fat Liar".

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Sorry, I posted the wrong article. The new one I posted is pretty much the same, but it has some text from Schneider about her, also.
It is kind of sad, because she seemed somewhat normal at that point.
Her mom and the business focked her up.

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Here is another article from 2005, when Schneider was lurking around the set of "All That" (the show Amanda Bynes AND Jamie Lynn were both on). He gushed over her a little too much for my taste.
And she seemed infatuated by him, too. Creepy.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/14112782

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teehehhe ....

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Awww, this makes me sad...

As for the future, Jamie Lynn is hoping "Zoey" does well enough to stay on the air for a few seasons. After that she'd like to look into making movies and attending college.

"I want to go to Louisiana State University. If I can," she says shyly.

What she'll study is still up in the air.

"Oh, goodness, I don't know," she says, momentarily flustered. "I just want to go to college. When I get older, I'll start thinking what I want to do."

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 2:42pm.

here is one of the sources that seems to think it's Dan Schneider's. I know, it's gross, but I believe it.

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Mel---I would imagine that the sex was, um, "coercive."

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kdraco and M.E., here is one of the sources that seems to think it's Dan Schneider's. I know, it's gross, but I believe it.

http://www.topsocialite.com/potential-jamie-lynn-spears-baby-daddies/

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How can Jamie movie in with her dad? He's in CA babysitting Shitney.

More like she moved her shit into his empty house.

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Submitted by Raven on June 11, 2008 - 2:35pm.

Bitch that I am, your comment made me laugh!

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omg i'm really sad for jamie lynn ... i mean what is she going to do now? she's 17 .. preggers .. going to be a single mom .. lives in backwoods louisiana ... how is she ever going to get her life back and be able to raise her child? she won't be able to get a job .. this is horrible!! why did he leave her?? why???

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA .. *ahem* just kidding

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kdraco - well, if it's his, it will be pretty damned obvious! LOL.

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Re:
Fuck! Now I have to return the Fry Daddy I bought them as a weddin' gift -
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I KNEW IT!! I just knew that Casey likes sausage better than clams....he's finally found the guy of his dreams and is gonna dump that skank! Good on ya, Case! You cue-tay! MMMMMMuuuuahhhhh!

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M.E.: O M F G - that is disgusting!
YUK

(thanks hun)

M.E.'s picture

Kdraco - Dan Schnider is the fat kid in Better Off Dead. The one in love with the foreign exchange student.

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Ok, call me a bitch, but ok, Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant. Why does she HAVE to get married?

Not only is she too young to be having a baby IMO, but that doesn't mean she HAS to get married.

If she was to get married now, I can almost 99% assure you that they will not last.

She has no clue "who" she is yet or even what the fuck she wants out of a man.

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M.E.: LOL You might be right! She should borrow the same pillow...lol

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ok what the hell does Dan Schneider look like cause I just googled him and the dude from 'better off dead' came up...if its him: I think I just puked in my mouth

M.E.'s picture

Ok. SORRY, but there is NO WAY IN HELL Nicole is 8 months pregnant.

I'm begining to believe that blind item and that her sister is the surrogate. She shoulda asked Tommy girl for Katies pregnancy pillow. THAT was more believable than this shit.

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Mel-Tang:

I have heard that rumor too...what the hell could these little girls see in Dennis from Head of The class? EEEK.

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Am I the only moron who watched that cock video? What the hell was that? I don't even have balls and it hurt to watch that...

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Submitted by Stock Brokerlina on June 11, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Oh, and can I get the toaster back since the wedding is off.
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Well Kim eating Ice cream at least she actually is just eating ice cream. Anyone remember those vulgar photos of Wonkey felating the chocolate marshmallow stick?

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Humm i wonder if thats true, and if it is, the truth needs to come out!!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 2:07pm

Awwww, poor Jamie Lynn. She didn't see THAT one coming, did she. Casey just seemed like the perfect man. ok, enough of the sarcasm.
Casey doesn't want to be there, because he isn't the real daddy. And he probably already spent all of his 'hush' money.
I've 'heard' that the real babydaddy is Executive Producer Dan Schneider. He produces Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, etc. He was the fat kid on "Head of the Class" back in the 80's.
Allegedly he also had a fling with young Amanda Bynes and got her preggers, but she got 'paid' to keep quiet and get an abortion.

Itz-Britney_Bitch's picture

Nicole is 8mnths??? man i looked like that when i was 3mnths..lucky cow..

Stock Brokerlina's picture

We demand a paternity test NOW.

Everyone knows that poor schmuck is not the kid's father.

Oh, and can I get the toaster back since the wedding is off.

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dustbunny on June 11, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Holy shit Mel-tang: If that rumor is true...GOD DAMN! Arrest that man!
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Isn't it a Hollywood tradition for the producer to knockup the young starlet?
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You might be right, but god damn it, these are very young girls...bleh!

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Mel-Tang on June 11, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Holy shit Mel-tang: If that rumor is true...GOD DAMN! Arrest that man!

I know!
And I don't find this hard to believe in la la land.
But if it's true, he won't get arrested. He will just go to county jail for a day, start crying and saying he is too fat to be there, and they will let him out due to 'overcrowding.'
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Jamie Lynn, see? Juno was a movie. This is real life.

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I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...

I'm gay for Kendra.

*giggle*blush*

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Kendra is too funny, but thats a great gift idea...I think if id did something like that, id make a chocolate taco instead.

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dustbunny: probably, I was too disgusted to look...
sometimes the stories just write themselves, eh?

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Looks like Jaime has to become the full time parent in that family cause Lynne muffed up majorly with both girls. Might as well move the girl into Brits house in LA fulltime. Be easier for him to keep tabs on both of them.

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Submitted by dv8trix on June 11, 2008 - 2:20pm.
In (semi-)related news, Deceiver. com has a story about MOOriah & her gigolo registering for wedding gifts @ Bergdorf's or some such snooty-patootie store...even sent registry to people who didn't get invited to the "Hello Kitty wedding" WTF is WRONG w/ people??
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Ok, How did she move in with her dad??? Isn't he in LA with Britney???

When was he ever cheating???

Love Fry daddies. Yummy.

Halle looks great.

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If JL has moved into her dad's place, wouldn't that mean she's moved out of Kentwood? Papa Spears is busy baby sitting Unfitney in LA.

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Hasn't Jaime-Lynne Spears had her C-section yet? I'm sick of hearing about "Days of our Hillbilly Lives".

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In (semi-)related news, Deceiver. com has a story about MOOriah & her gigolo registering for wedding gifts @ Bergdorf's or some such snooty-patootie store...even sent registry to people who didn't get invited to the "Hello Kitty wedding" WTF is WRONG w/ people??

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Submitted by kdracofan on June 11, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Holy shit Mel-tang: If that rumor is true...GOD DAMN! Arrest that man!
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Isn't it a Hollywood tradition for the producer to knockup the young starlet?
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com