George Clooney Does Not Like Fake Chichis
Sarah Larson reportedly got some titty sacks put in early last month. Above is a picture of Sarah in March and then Sarah late last month. Fake chichis! A source told In Touch that Sarah's new ones could have had something to do with George Clooney breaking up with her ass.
A source said, "George really didn't want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."
She probably should have realized things weren't heading in the right direction when George said, "Don't get fake titties, but do you mind having a dick installed instead?" Poor Sarah. So pretty, yet so dumb.
The source also said Sarah didn't find out about the break-up until she read it in the media. That's bullshit! Sarah can't read!
Sarah isn't letting a little break-up get her down. She's moving on to bigger and better things, "She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she's famous, she'd never go back to cocktailing."
Oh, she'll go back to "cocktailing" eventually. But now that she's a famous ho, she can up her price!
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When your meal ticket tells you he don't want you to get a boob job, you don't. Didn't her mother teach her anything? "He who pays the fiddler calls the tune."
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 11, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 10:19am.
ha ha
Im sooooo gellin
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
She getting any offers for a sniffly tell-all?
Bigger not always better.
Submitted by LoLo on June 11, 2008 - 10:19am.
Shes so gell'n right now
Dr. Scholls tit pads.
Now Youre Gell'n!
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HARK! I just died in your arms tonight
Must have been somethin ya said
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Stoney on June 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I have the June Harper's Bazaar, and bitch takes up an entire page with an interview full of RETARDED quotes about George. I'm sure that plus the plastic bags she stuffed in her chest probably pushed George to finally dump her sorry ass.
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I agree. I saw that same article and the entire time I was thinking, "No way is George ok with her babbling about her life with him..." I mean, George isn't exactly one to talk about his personal life, why would she think that was ok? Because she was bragging, that's why! And she's a famewhore. Oh, and her Oscar dress was HIDEOUS.
She looked beautiful before now she has the grand canyon between her tits. They look like they were installed by Posh's surgeon.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
What a dumb bitch. Yeah. Get fake tits to earn approval from society. She should've kept her membership in the Itty Bitty Titty Commttee with Gwen Stefani and Kate Hudson. Nothing wrong with having small boobies. Sometimes I wish I did
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Excuse my manners
I'm with George on this one. The fact that her breasts are now a foot apart proves that she wasn't a candidate for implants...
Now she has foreign balloons stuffed inside her breasts AND she got dumped by the most eligible bachelor since Warren Beatty. Lose/Lose for dear Sarah.
Wish I could say I feel bad, but I don't. Perhaps she should go back to school and get some sort of job skill other than cocktail waitressing and fucking celebrities.
Famous?
Big and better things?
Honey you WERE AT the summit, it's all downward from here.
Try, smaller and less significant things are in the future.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Instead of fake tits she should have a nose job: a Penelope the Pig nose. Then she would remind Georgie Porgie of his late-lamented porcine bed buddy.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Is Heidi Fleiss hiring at the laundromat? In three years Sarah better hope so.
There's the quick-thinking ElB we all know and love! How ya doin' doll?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Clooney's box office has been heading south for sometime and (especially when he's seen how easily a younger Obama did it) he's always wanted a career in politics. Silicone melons on the missus don't get the female vote for the future Senator, and I guess she was warned.
Submitted by MJF on June 11, 2008 - 5:21pm.
*thinking to self* I wonder if there's a Celebrity Circus premiering on NBC tonight?
Wait there, i'll google and find out.....what? I get it, damn!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
LOL. The cocktail bit was funny.
I really didn't think George would date this bitch forever. For a second there...Naw!!!! George would have never.
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C'est pas une habitude, c'est cool, je me sens en vie Si tu n'en as pas, tu es de l'autre côté
Submitted by dv8trix on June 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
ON the bus.
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Haaahaaaahaaa...! Love the new code phrase!
OnT: Posh Becks' plastic surgeon is still working, I see.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Her fake tits are SO bad! It looks like you could fit a 2 Liter Coke bottle between them!
ON the bus.
Yes! George is single again!
PS - It doesn't look like she got a boob-job but more like she is wearing Paris-peepee-Hilton's push up bra.
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Or not...what the hell do I know
*thinking to self* I wonder if there's a Celebrity Circus premiering on NBC tonight?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
As long as she can suck like a Dyson who cares how big her thrupenny bits are, my penis doesnt care!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
It's funny that Sarah thinks she is above "cocktailling" now that she has graduated to "cockswallowing." Poor, deluded little whore. I hope to see her in low-budget Max Hardcore exploitation porn very soon. Nothing more heart-warming than seeing mediocre "starlets" being forced to suck and fuck themselves out of a pit of broken dreams.
There are at least 3 inches between those faux titty-balls. Dumb.
Shes so gell'n right now
Dr. Scholls tit pads.
Now Youre Gell'n!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
she cant think those look good.
there's room for a third one between them--sure sign of a fake rack.
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She stupid!! Good for her dumb ass!! All she had to do was sit on the cock, suck cock, eat cum, twirl tongue in asshole, let them eat bush and secretly you poke holes or just not use a condom just get pregnant. Or just sit there and look interested him if your just a beard he didn't want a t.v.
Famous for what? Wearing a strap-on during bedroom hijinx with Clooney?
Silly girl. Either way - I know why he left her.
Her time was up.
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I thought they were those little gel inserts. Poor thing, so delusional.
Submitted by MJF on June 11, 2008 - 10:13am.
What MJF said. Precisely.
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Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.
Those fake boobs are so stupid and hideous. They look like Posh's. She really has nothing going on in her head, clearly.
I have the June Harper's Bazaar, and bitch takes up an entire page with an interview full of RETARDED quotes about George. I'm sure that plus the plastic bags she stuffed in her chest probably pushed George to finally dump her sorry ass.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Famous? Yeah right. Stupid whore. I never had anything against this ugly bitch until now. What exactly does she think she has to offer us besides bad head and her ability to get a whiskey sour from the bar? Sit down, ho, because you're not and you never will be "famous." I don't even know why Clooney was messing with this cunt, she's not even pretty. Oh, and your titties look almost as ridiculous as your mongoloid facial features, Sarah. FYI, bitch, FYI.
She's brighter than we give her credit for being. The boob job was an investment in her future that she KNEW would not include the Clooney. Before Clooney (BC) Playboy wouldn't have given her the time of day. And now she's a has-been without ever having been a someone, which qualifies her for C-list reality shows. She's set.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
What a tit.
They're not even good fakies. She looks like a fucking dime-a-dozen lap dancer. Grody.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.